June 21,  2004 Monday

Small agency takes lead in Enron fight
Daytona Beach News-Journal, FL -  6-21-04
... California, and they joked that President Bush would not stop them by imposing price caps because of his close relationship with Enron chief executive Ken Lay...

Indictment Against Lay Could be Imminent
Accountingweb.com, IN - 6-21-04
AccountingWEB.com - June 21, 2004 - In a development first reported by the Houston Chronicle, it appears prosecutors may be close to an indictment against ...

Handling of Enron tapes reignites dispute between state, FERC
San Diego UnionTribune-Jun 20, 2004
California's long-simmering dispute with the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission...

Is Ken Lay or Chalabi the albatross around Bush's neck?

Next Monday, it's a special holiday devoted to the Bushes - One-Term Presidents' Day.
- David Letterman



Hi again, Lisa:
You know, if we found out that Dubya gave Saddam's pistol to Poppy as a 
Father's Day present, half of all Americans wouldn't be a bit 
surprised, and the other half would think it was okay.  Somebody pinch 
me, this is one heck of a bad dream!


I wonder what Jenna and Barbara got their daddy for Father's Day?

The President and the Gun: To the Avenger Go the Spoils
The story of how President Bush ended up with Saddam Hussein's pistol mounted in his private study has dribbled out, and it is a good one...

"Iraq has sent bombmaking and document forgery experts to work with al Qaeda. Iraq has also provided al Qaeda with chemical and biological weapons training." - George W. Bush February 8, 2003

Bush Spin Continues on al Qaeda Link
The Nation 

Bush Defends Assertions of Iraq-Al Qaeda Relationship
Washington Post 

Disturbing News

Republican Shenanigans



Subject: George Bush is not a cowboy

Gene Autry's Cowboy Code
   1. The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage.
   2. He must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him.
   3. He must always tell the truth.
   4. He must be gentle with children, the elderly, and animals.
   5. He must not advocate or possess racially or religiously intolerant ideas.
   6. He must help people in distress.
   7. He must be a good worker.
   8. He must keep himself clean in thought, speech, action, and personal habits.
   9. He must respect women, parents, and his nations laws.
  10. The Cowboy is a patriot.
Billy Hults

No wonder I named this website All Hat No Cattle.  Thanks Billy!

Biz/Tech News

Good News

“Abu Ghraib comes to mind when (Susan) McDougal describes her prison life. She was made to wear a red dress, the degrading costume of women who'd killed their children, which made her a target for the abuse of fellow inmates and guards.” -New York Daily News Film Review of THE HUNTING OF A PRESIDENT

"Clinton said he had the affair with Monica Lewinsky because he could. Ironically, that's the same reason President Bush gave for invading Iraq." —Jay Leno


Did Voltaire foresee the death of Ronald Reagan?

Voltaire attended the funeral of a certain nobleman. "He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, and a loyal friend," Voltaire declared, "provided, of course, that he is really dead."

Source: www.anecdotage.com

"Poor Little" Osama

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing! in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. !

Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you up here. What did you think I said?"


John Kerry News

"It's great to see Chelsea. The fact that you survived your teenage years in the White House speaks to the fact that you had a great mom and dad," President Bush said during the ceremony

Odd News

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The 70-foot vessel, Waters, home ported in Homer, Alaska, sits grounded on top of a navigational beacon on a rock in Narrow Strait north of Kodiak Island, near the village of Ouzinke, Alaska, Friday, June 18, 2004. The crew boarded a skiff and went to shore to wait for the next high tide to refloat the boat. ( Photo/U.S. Coast Guard Sara Raymer)