June 21, 2004 Monday
Small agency takes lead in Enron fight
Indictment Against Lay Could be Imminent
Handling of Enron tapes reignites dispute between state, FERC
Is Ken Lay or Chalabi the albatross around Bush's neck?
Next Monday, it's a special
holiday devoted to the Bushes - One-Term Presidents' Day.
- David Letterman
Iran confirms seizure of British boats Ireland Online, Ireland
Four Americans Killed in Iraq Ambush ABC News
Militants threaten to kill hostage Reuters, UK
Questioning of Commanders Allowed in Abu Ghraib Trial Washington Post, DC
Bush to answer for Iraq abuse NEWS.com.au, Australia
Abu Ghraib a crime scene, judge says The Globe and Mail, Canada
Iraq: US Attack in Fallujah Killed Only Civilians Voice of America, DC
One US soldier killed, three injured in pair of attacks Longview Daily News, WA
Many Express Horror, Shock Over Beheading of American Hostage Voice of America, DC
Bush team stays firm on Iraq, al-Qaida ties Seattle Times, WA
MoD investigate Iraqi body mutilation claims Telegraph.co.uk, UK
Hi again, Lisa:
You know, if we found out that Dubya gave Saddam's pistol to Poppy as a
Father's Day present, half of all Americans wouldn't be a bit
surprised, and the other half would think it was okay. Somebody pinch
me, this is one heck of a bad dream!
I wonder what Jenna and Barbara got their daddy for Father's Day?
and the Gun: To the Avenger Go the Spoils
By ELISABETH BUMILLER
The story of how President Bush ended up with Saddam Hussein's pistol mounted in his private study has dribbled out, and it is a good one...
"Iraq has sent bombmaking and document forgery experts to work with al Qaeda. Iraq has also provided al Qaeda with chemical and biological weapons training." - George W. Bush February 8, 2003
Spin Continues on al Qaeda Link
Bush Defends Assertions of Iraq-Al Qaeda Relationship
Russia to boost 2005 military spending Reuters AlertNet, UK
Australia to sign 'Star Wars' plan Gulf Daily News, Bahrain
State orders Canadian drug outlets to close South Florida Sun-Sentinel, FL
Hatch aims to allow states to rule on marriage issue Salt Lake Tribune, UT
Subject: George Bush is not a cowboy
Gene Autry's Cowboy Code
1. The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage.
2. He must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him.
3. He must always tell the truth.
4. He must be gentle with children, the elderly, and animals.
5. He must not advocate or possess racially or religiously intolerant ideas.
6. He must help people in distress.
7. He must be a good worker.
8. He must keep himself clean in thought, speech, action, and personal habits.
9. He must respect women, parents, and his nations laws.
10. The Cowboy is a patriot.
No wonder I named this website All Hat No Cattle. Thanks Billy!
Prosecutors to Seek Charges Against Lay Washington Post, DC
Lockyer Sues Enron; FERC to Review Tapes Los Angeles Times
“Abu Ghraib comes to mind when (Susan) McDougal describes her prison life. She was made to wear a red dress, the degrading costume of women who'd killed their children, which made her a target for the abuse of fellow inmates and guards.” -New York Daily News Film Review of THE HUNTING OF A PRESIDENT
"Clinton said he had the affair with Monica Lewinsky because he could. Ironically, that's the same reason President Bush gave for invading Iraq." —Jay Leno
Did Voltaire foresee the death of Ronald Reagan?
Voltaire attended the funeral of a certain nobleman. "He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, and a loyal friend," Voltaire declared, "provided, of course, that he is really dead."
"Poor Little" Osama
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing! in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. !
Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you up here. What did you think I said?"
John Kerry News
Kerry: Bush puts ideology ahead of science Boston.com, MA
"It's great to see Chelsea. The fact that you survived your teenage years in the White House speaks to the fact that you had a great mom and dad," President Bush said during the ceremony
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The 70-foot vessel, Waters, home ported in Homer, Alaska, sits grounded on top of a navigational beacon on a rock in Narrow Strait north of Kodiak Island, near the village of Ouzinke, Alaska, Friday, June 18, 2004. The crew boarded a skiff and went to shore to wait for the next high tide to refloat the boat. ( Photo/U.S. Coast Guard Sara Raymer)