Wednesday edition - September 6, 2006

Naughty Bush Photos

Bush compares Bin Laden to Hitler
BBC News, UK - 9-5-06
President George W Bush has compared Osama Bin Laden to Lenin and Hitler in a speech to US military officers. "Underestimating the ...

Plame headed WMD search, says new book
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 9-6-06
Valerie Plame, a covert CIA agent whose identity was leaked by the Bush administration at the height of a political feud with her husband, was in charge of ...

Florida Republicans Choose Katherine Harris
New York Times, United States - 9-5-06
MIAMI, Sept. 5 - Attorney General Charlie Crist won Florida’s Republican primary for governor in a landslide Tuesday, while Representative Katherine Harris easily defeated three challengers in the party’s Senate primary.


 

It is so good to be back online.  I felt as though I was missing my right hand. Murphy's law went into effect last Friday and mostly ended late yesterday. Name That Toon! will be delayed because I can't get my files off another laptop.  This too shall pass!

 

I will answer emails later today. Thank you for your patience.

 


 

"Karl Rove's new talking point for the Republicans is that the terrorists are like the Nazis, and anyone against the Iraq War is like the appeasers before World War II. If that doesn't work they're going to use Bush's analogy, where bin Laden is a Klingon and he's Captain Kirk." --Bill Maher

 


 

 


 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

“The United States and Europe say they’re ready to begin imposing low-level sanctions against Iran, such as travel bans. Travel bans. That’s going to ruin a lot of people’s Labor Day weekend. How many were going to Tehran this weekend? Aw.’” - Jay Leno

 


 

McCain Not Shot At?

 

A thorough investigation by Georgia's Ministry of Internal Affairs and the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has confirmed that, contrary to initial reports, the helicopter transporting a U.S. Senate Delegation led by Senator John McCain was not fired at on August 28, the U.S. Embassy in Tbilisi said on September 5.

 

 


Disturbing News


 

 


 

"Here's a good reason to stay in school. The president was in Salt Lake City yesterday speaking about the War on Terror, while simultaneously fighting his own personal battle with the English language [on screen: Bush mispronouncing 'totalitarian']. You think when he sees Jessica Simpson screw up a word, he laughs or feels sorry for her?." --Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

When all else fails, scare the Bejesus out of them

 

A government lawyer used a dramatic scenario of a nuclear attack on Washington to illustrate his arguments Tuesday in defense of President Bush's warrantless wiretapping program.

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Military Voting

 

The Pentagon is counting on its improved Web site to help an estimated 6.5 million Americans U.S. troops at war and others living overseas vote in the November elections.

Officials said Tuesday that the site includes information on how voters can request and
get ballots by fax and e-mail rather than rely on slower postal service.

 


 

 

Naughty Bush Photos

 


 

"He [Bush]  kind of blew it. He described his reading list to Brian Williams during the interview as 'epileptic.' I think he was trying for 'eclectic.' What happened? He was doing so well on the Ritalin." --Bill Maher

 


 

Rock-The-Voter News

 

 


 

Olbermann to Bush, "Have you no sense of decency, sir?"

 


 

 


 

 

"President Bush is on television giving a speech and Kyra Phillips, an anchorwoman from CNN, gets up to go to the bathroom. She's wearing a microphone. She leaves the microphone on. Everyone was outraged. What's the big deal? She gets up to go the bathroom in the middle of a George W. Bush speech -- who hasn't done that?" --David Letterman

 

 


Good News


 

 

 


 

Condospineezza Rice

 

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is drawing a parallel between the Iraq war and the Civil War. Both had their critics but both were justified, she says.

 


 


 


 

Kyra Phillips in the washroom UNEDITED AUDIO

 


 

Rumsfeld has elective surgery CNN


 


Biz/Tech News

 


 

The Toronto Film Festival decided to show a mock documentary called Death of a President that shows President Bush getting assassinated by a lone gunman. The whole premise of the movie is ridiculous. Nobody ever said he's another Abe Lincoln. -- Argus Hamilton, comedian


 


 

www.anntelnaes.com

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

 

“But some good news. The price of gasoline continues to fall. It has dropped 15 cents over the last two weeks. In fact, listen to this. Gas prices have dropped so much Dick Cheney was put on suicide watch. Can’t take it anymore.”-- Jay Leno

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

 


 

Iraq's government announced Sunday the Iraqi Army has captured the country's number-two al-Qaeda leader. They know beyond the shadow of a doubt that he's the number-two leader. He just shot his lawyer on a hunting ranch outside of Baghdad.-- Argus Hamilton, comedian


 


 


 

"According to a national organization that studies obesity, nine of the fattest states in America are in the lower third of the country. In other words, geographically, America has a fat ass." --Conan O'Brien

 


 

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This is a photo I took of my front steps in Costa Rica, Tuesday, August 29, 2006. My friend and realtor, Ron, pressure washed a warm Costa Rican greeting for me.  It is good to be back in Costa and online. Yes, that's my shadow.

 

Peace.