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TGIFday edition - August 5, 2011

 

 

 

Mysterious company dissolves after giving $1 million to pro-Romney PAC

Did someone create a company for the sole purpose of giving to a political action committee trying to boost Mitt Romney's 2012 presidential campaign?

 

Dow average plunges 513, worst drop since 2008

The stock market is finishing its worst day since the financial crisis

Judge allows American to sue Rumsfeld over torture

A judge is allowing an Army veteran who says he was imprisoned unjustly and tortured by the U.S. military in Iraq to sue former Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld personally for damages


 

"A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term." –Conan O'Brien
 



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"It's interesting to see the Tea Party go from a small group of people that everyone thinks is crazy to a large group of people that everyone thinks is crazy." –Jimmy Kimmel

 


Budget Cuts Hurts Veterans

 

 

From the helicopters they fly to the base housing where their children sleep at night, U.S troops and their families are directly affected by the prospect of deep cuts in the Pentagon's budget, which surely will shrink over the coming decade as the military closes out two wars, trims its ranks and possibly chops some budget-busting weapons systems.

 


 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

"Just 10 days until the big Iowa Republican presidential straw poll. How many think Mitt Romney will win the straw poll? How many think Michele Bachmann will win? How many would rather vote for the straw?" –Jay Leno
 


Show Them The Money: Fox Did

 

Two Fox News Channel analysts said Thursday they were joking when they spoke on the air about going easy on fellow Fox employee Sarah Palin.

 


 

 


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"I see Congress more as a bunch of monkeys. High-fiving each other in celebration, having forgotten that mere moments ago they were throwing their own feces." --Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones

 


 

 

 


 

"President Obama signed the new debt bill into law. But it doesn't really solve the problem. Economists say in 10 years, the deficit will be $27 trillion. But you know what? In 10 years, that'll be President Bieber's problem." –Jay Leno
 


 

Nader To Find Obama Opponent

 

Ralph Nader, the consumer advocate and perennial third-party presidential candidate, announced last month that he would work to find a Democrat to challenge President Barack Obama in 2012.

Nader now says that a primary challenge is a near certainty.
 


 

 


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Lisa

I sent Tuesday or Wed AHNC to a bunch of my friends. Here is what one of them sent back
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WOW! There's so much here it's better than an oldfashoned all-day-sucker. Did you check out the sidebar comment on Dick Cheney? Oh, and by the way, there's an article in this morning's paper that a federal court has said it's OK for a guy to sue Rumsfeld over his imprisonment in Iraq.

 

Dennis

 

Thank you, Dennis and please thank your friend, very much.

 


 

 

 


 

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A man in a canoe paddles around a sculpture of a mermaid at the 'Alster' lake in Hamburg August 3, 2011. The four-meter-high sculpture made by Oliver Voss will be in place until August 12. Photo/Morris Mac Matzen

 

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