Wednesday edition - March 24, 2010
Rolls Out Last-Ditch Efforts to Stop Health Care Bill
Republicans On Health Care Fight: 'It's Not Over'
As angry opponents of health care reform smash legislators' office windows, make death threats against Bart Stupak and Louise Slaughter, and vow to send snipers to "kill the children of the members who voted yes,”
Democrats better watch their backs. Violence is in the air.
not a single Republican voted for the health care bill. They claim the U.S.
government isn't qualified to be in the health care business. Hey, kept Dick
Cheney alive the last 30 years. It's got to be worth something." –Jay Leno
"A lot of upsets over the weekend. Kansas lost to Northern Iowa. Georgetown lost to Ohio. Republicans lost to the Democrats." –Jay Leno
George Bush And His Band Of Merry Mercenaries
Federal prosecutors are considering weapons charges against former executives at Blackwater Worldwide over allegations the private security company illegally stockpiled automatic rifles at its North Carolina headquarters
Congressman from Georgia named Paul Broun. He said, I’m not making this up, he
said if Obama-care passes, that insurance card in your wallet is gonna be as
worthless as the Confederate dollar after the Great War of Yankee Aggression …
Is it OK now to call Republicans a bunch of crazy crackers?" –Bill Maher
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
A tea party organizer angry over Rep. Thomas Perriello’s (D-Va.) vote in favor of health care reform published what he thought was the freshman member’s home address on a blog, in case any readers “want to drop by” and provide a “personal touch” to their views.
Rather than giving out Perriello’s address however, the tea party activist mistakenly printed the home address of the congressman’s brother. Perriello’s brother and wife have four children under the age of 8...
“I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”
Here's an interesting aside to the above article: FBI investigating Perriello incident in Virginia
Thanks to Rick for the graphic!
Tea Party Bigots Seek Out Gay Black Paraplegic to Insult
By Don Davis
Sarah Palin announces her 2010 target list Washington Post (blog)
Sarah Palin reality show almost a go Chicago Tribune
Romney Plays Nice, Praises Palin on King New York Magazine
Hoyer criticizes House Republicans' behavior during debate CNN Political Ticker (blog) -
"Anti-health care reform protesters outside the Capitol were downright vicious.
They yelled the N-word at black legislators, they yelled the F-word at gay
legislators, they yelled the W-word at Latino legislators. It was like the
Sesame Street of hate." –Jimmy Kimmel
Republican Trials (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Republicans constantly boo
Trial lawyers. They do it on cue.
For a party that feels
Such attorneys are heels,
The GOP sure likes to sue.
Stupak Demands Finally Met: Obama Must Get Tattoo of Hyde Amendment on His Hide
By Don Davis
"Do you know who's going to be in charge of health care? The IRS No, this is true. The IRS will be in charge of enforcing the new health care laws. You thought you hated getting audited by the government? Wait until they're in charge of your prostate exam, O.K.?" –Jay Leno
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Madoff was assaulted back in November in a prison dispute over money. The
authorities are investigating the attack and have narrowed the suspects down to
'everybody.'" –Jay Leno
Help From A Bank? There Has To Be A Catch
Bank of America is taking a major step to
help some of its most troubled mortgage borrowers. The bank says it will forgive
up to 30 percent of some customers' loan principal.
The bank has said Wednesday it will start forgiving principal for homeowners who owe more than 120 percent of their home's value.
President Obama won one of the great — they’re calling it — the “great legislative victories of the last 50 years” last night. He won health care reform approval to extend coverage to millions of uninsured Americans, or as the Republicans are calling it “Armageddon.”- Jimmy Kimmel
Firebrand conservative Ann
Coulter's lecture at a Canadian college was cancelled Tuesday night over fears
students would riot over racist remarks she made to Muslims.
Security at the University of Ottawa scrapped the right-wing darling's talk when more than 2,000 students showed up to protest her telling a Muslim student Monday to "take a camel" as an alternative to flying.
Ann Coulter quotes
“We know who
the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to
Christianity.” From a column for the nationalreview.com website after Sept.
• “I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much.” From Godless: The Church of Liberalism, referring to four Sept. 11 widows who headed a campaign that resulted in the creation of the Sept. 11 Commission that investigated the hijacked plane attacks.
• “Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now. From SLANDER: Liberal Lies About The American Right.
• “I wouldn’t have mentioned that all these presidential assassins were anarchists, communists, liberals, they were some form of … you know, basically Obama’s base.” During a CBS Early Show interview about Guilty: Liberal ‘Victims’ and Their Assault on America.
• “(Michelle Obama’s) obvious imitation of Jackie O’s style — the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls — would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint.”
Regarding all that violence down in Mexico: can't they all just get "a-bong?"- Grant "Bus" Gerver
Guantanamo Bay and History: Will the Future Belong to Dick Cheney? Huffington Post (blog)
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