Wednesday edition - February 4, 2009

 

 

Grim Cheney warns of new attacks
Politico, DC - 2-4-09
Former Vice President Dick Cheney warned that there is a “high probability” that terrorists will attempt a catastrophic nuclear or biological attack in coming years, and said he fears the Obama administration’s policies will make it more likely the attempt will succeed.
 

Daschle withdraws nomination
Chicago Tribune, United States - 2-4-09
By Mark Silva | Washington Bureau WASHINGTON — Tom Daschle, the former Senate majority leader whom President Barack Obama had tapped for secretary of Health

Hillary Clinton to visit East Asia
Los Angeles Times - 2-4-09
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton plans to make her first trip in her new role to China, Japan and South Korea. The move is a departure from Condoleezza Rice's initial foray


 

Cheney should just stay in his undisclosed location.

 


 

"And the half brother of Barack Obama, a man named George Obama, has been arrested in Kenya for allegedly having drugs. See, here we go again with the dumb presidential brothers. Remember Billy Carter? Then there was Roger Clinton, Bill Clinton's brother. See, we never had that problem with President Bush. He was already the dumb brother. " --Jay Leno

 


 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


Pentagon Makes Their Own Laws Now!

 

The Pentagon wrote in 2007 that Blackwater Worldwide contractors in Iraq are not subject to U.S. civilian criminal laws, a position that undercuts the Justice Department's effort to prosecute five Blackwater security guards on manslaughter charges.

 


 

 


 

“The New York Post” is reporting that Bernard Madoff’s family is so upset with his actions in this Ponzi scheme, they’re thinking of changing the family name to something less offensive, like bin Laden."- Jay Leno

 


 

Disturbing News


Email

Subject: Blago

 

Lisa,

One more thought about Ex Governor Good Hair, lets hope he has no knowledge of Texas History. In 1918 Governor James "Pa" Ferguson was impeached for attempting to use the funding for the University of Texas for his own gain. After being removed from office and being banned for life from holding office again in Texas he backed another candidate for Governor, Miriam "Ma" Ferguson. Yes she was his wife! She became the first female Governor in U.S. history! Although she lost reelection on her first attempt she was reelected on her second attempt in 1926. There is hope for Mrs. Blago getting a new job after all!

James in Texas

 

LOL. Texas and Illinois have sure given this country more than its share of crooked governors!

 


The Man Who Didn't Know When To Shut Up

 

Ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich repeatedly told late-night talk show host David Letterman he'll be vindicated in the scandal that has cost him his job and has him facing a criminal trial.

 


 


Ashley Judd versus Sarah Palin

 

Golden Globe-nominated actor Ashley Judd is taking aim at Alaska's governor Sarah Palin.

In a new web video, Judd criticizes Palin for promoting the aerial killing of Alaska's wolves. Judd says in the video: "It is time to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery."
 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"And former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever. Black Republicans said they were thrilled. Both of them." --Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination for secretary of health and human services after being forced to pay $128,000 in back taxes. Daschle was extremely upset because now it looks like he paid his taxes for nothin’! - Jay Leno


 


Rock-The-Voter News


 


The Firm Who Made Joe the Plumber A War Correspondent Collapses! Heckuva Job, Joe!

 

 

Conservative political blogging site Pajamas Media firm has shuttered its non-profitable blog ad network. The firm blames plummeting ad revenues and insufficient ad click-through rates.

"Traffic was up; it's not traffic. Advertising revenue is down," Roger Simon, CEO and co-founder of Pajamas Media told ClickZ in an interview. "It's the whole click thing. Advertisers discovered people don't click on the ads."
 


Ads by Google

 

 


Biz-Tech News


 

Now that the Super Bowl's over, I guess I'll have to go back to watching the DOW drop for entertainment.

 - Grant "Brad" Gerver

 


 

 


The Effects of Buying American?

 

A contentious debate over a "Buy American" provision in the economic stimulus package poses an early test for President Obama on both domestic politics and foreign policy...."If we're gonna spend many billions of taxpayer dollars in an effort to get the economy up and moving again, it's obvious that money should be spent in our economy," said Jim Robinson, a United Steelworkers (USW) official in Gary, Ind.

Opponents, however, say the new language could breach U.S. trade commitments and ignite a disastrous round of beggar-thy-neighbor retaliation like that which worsened the Great Depression. Both the European Union and Canada already warned the administration against the consequences of resurgent economic nationalism. If other countries enact similar limits, U.S. exporters such as Caterpillar (CAT) and Boeing (BA) would lose lucrative foreign sales.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Happy birthday to former Vice President Dick Cheney, who is now 68 years old. So you know what that means? He beat the spread.- Jay Leno

 


Flori-duh Educashun

 

A Central Florida high school principal says he doesn’t have the money to pay substitute teachers so students are forced to sit in the gym for nearly an hour when their teachers are absent.

Students are daily sent to the gym, which has no heating or air conditioning, and told to sit on the bleachers during the 50-minute period.

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

I guess Michael Phelps was hoping Nike might debut a line of bongs: "Just Smoke It" - Grant "Brad" Gerver

 


Phelps Under Investigation

 

A South Carolina sheriff's office is investigating whether Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps smoked marijuana on the University of South Carolina campus.

 


 


 

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Odd News


 

 

 

Student chefs pose next to a big cheesecake in Mexico city January 25, 2009. The cheesecake which weighs more than 2 tons and has diameter of 2.5 meters, set a new Guinness World Record. Yum.
Photo/Jorge Dan Lopez

 

Peace.