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Monday edition - September 19, 2011

 

 

 

Bill Clinton: Cheney trying to cause 2012 mischief

Former President Bill Clinton says he has high regard for Dick Cheney's political skills even if the former vice president tries to cause mischief for Democrats.

 

Republicans criticize tax on millionaires idea

Republican leaders on Sunday criticized President Barack Obama's proposal for a new tax on millionaires, calling it "class warfare" and predicting it will face heavy opposition in Congress.

GOP-led states change voting rules ahead of 2012

After years of expanding when and how people can vote, state legislatures now under new Republican control are moving to trim early voting days, beef up identification


 

I had a horrible nightmare. My cat was sick and the only vet in town was Ron Paul, and I didn’t have my pet insurance card. - Jay Leno

 



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama


Funny Maureen Dowd Column

 

Rick Perry, from the West Texas town of Paint Creek, is no John Wayne, even though he has a ton of executions notched on his belt. But he wears a pair of cowboy boots with the legend “Liberty” stitched on one. (As in freedom, not Valance.) He plays up the effete-versus-mesquite stereotypes in his second-grade textbook of a manifesto, “Fed Up!”

 


 

 


 

"A law signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger will soon release thousands of female prisoners. The man’s a genius. Soon thousands of women who haven’t been with a man for years will be free and thinking they owe Arnold a favor." –Conan O'Brien
 


Republican Shenanigans

 


 

"According to a new book, Sarah Palin slept with a black NBA player, Glen Rice, a year before she got married. I think technically this makes her a Kardashian sister. I think Sarah and Glen would make a great couple. He’d shoot 3-pointers. She'd shoot everything else." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 


Biting Her Tongue Might Help

 

Friday was a defining moment in election 2012 for the office of President of the United States of America. One of the top five major contenders ruled herself out. Rep. Michele Bachmann appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and defended her positions on gays, vaccines and other samplings of self-deceptions which thereby disqualify her as presidential material.

 


 

The GOP opposes every stance Obama takes. So maybe he’s trying to trick them by proposing the exact opposite of what he wants. Ever think of that?- Will Durst

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Italy is asking China to help bail them out of their debt crisis. Doesn't that make you mad? Hey Italy, China is our sugar daddy." –Jay Leno

 



Business News


 

 

 


 

Financial Fisticuffed

 

 

Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev, owner of two leading British newspapers, punched a man in the face during a television debate on the financial crisis to be aired on Sunday.

A clip posted on the NTV television channel's website shows Lebedev, a former KGB agent who has made a fortune in banking, landed a right jab to the face of ex-real estate baron Sergei Polonsky.
 

 


 

The University of Chicago is hosting an academic conference called “Jersey Shore Studies.” Meanwhile in Korea, students are learning something called “math.”

- Jimmy Kimmel

 


 


 

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An artist's concept illustrates Kepler-16b, the first planet known to definitively orbit two stars -- what's called a circumbinary planet. The planet, which can be seen in the foreground, was discovered by NASA's Kepler mission. Illustration/NASA

 

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