October 6,  2003 Monday


Barbour's partners help with Iraq reconstruction
Atlanta Journal Constitution, GA - Oct 1, 2003
JACKSON, Miss. -- Mississippi Gov. Ronnie Musgrove's campaign manager says Republican challenger Haley Barbour has served on boards of two companies affiliated with the controversial firm New Bridge Strategies.

Barbour's lobbying partners -- several of whom have close ties to the Bush administration -- created the company to help clients do business in postwar Iraq. Democrats have questioned whether it is an effort to help friends of the administration cash in on the costly reconstruction effort.

Musgrove camp: Barbour needs to come clean on company ties
Jackson Clarion Ledger, MS - Oct 2, 2003
Gov. Ronnie Musgrove's campaign manager says Republican challenger Haley Barbour has served on boards of two companies affiliated with New Bridge Strategies, a firm Barbour's lobbying partners created to help clients do business in postwar Iraq. ...
Edwards sinks incisors into insiders
Atlanta Journal Constitution, GA - Oct 4, 2003
There's nothing illegal about New Bridge, but it smacks enough of cronyism for Mississippi Gov. Ronnie Musgrove to raise the issue in his race with the lobbying firm's third partner, Republican Haley Barbour, a former GOP national chairman who has denied any business connection with New Bridge.
As grist for Democratic stump speeches, the story has much more potential than the leak, as Edwards sensed. It's a story that picks up where Halliburton ...leaves off...


Haley Barbour-- a blast from the past is rearing his head  in Mississippi.   Mississippi is no longer the land of cotton but the land of lucrative connections to the guy who now occupies Iraq.

Zelda Morgan




Governor Grifter Groper


 Gestapo Gang Bang



"Presidiot Bush has promised a full investigation into the CIA leaks in his administration ... he is going all over the United States ... Wisconsin, Illinois, back to Crawford, TX." - Anita Beer applying for a job writing for Jay Leno.




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King of the Stupid White Men
Sung to the tune of White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.

One pill makes you fatter
And one pill makes you fall,
And the Stress Tabs his website sells you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Limbaugh
When he's a big, fat ball.
And if you go chasing liberals
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a cocaine tooting Presidiot
Has given you the call
Call Limbaugh
When he was with Falwell.
When the men on the frontlines
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of pain pill
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Limbaugh
I think he'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And then Ashgraft's "off with her head!"
Remember what the lemmings said:
"Ditto head. Doper head. Ditto head"

- Zelda Morgan
AHNC Mercenary Journalist





Candidates begin final day of campaigning
Miami Herald, FL -10-6-03
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Arnold Schwarzenegger entered the last full day of campaigning
for the governorship as a poll showed a tight recall race and more women ...


Listening to Ah-nold defend his actions about all those sex allegations and the vulgar verbiage with Oui Magazine reminds of the phrase -- You can't be just a little bit pregnant.


"Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?" óJay Leno



"I don't think he is that much of a drug freak. His drug use has been overrated by a white media who wants to give a conservative the benefit of the drug doubt." óJon Stewart

"The Pentagon has contracted for a $40 million helium balloon, a giant blimp, twenty five times the size of the Good Year blimp, and will be part of our homeland defense. It's good to know we are spending this much on security that can be brought down with a bow and arrow." óJay Leno

Pentagon Awards $40M Spy Blimp Contract
Guardian, UK - Sep 30, 2003
CLEVELAND (AP) - The Pentagon has awarded Lockheed Martin Corp. a $40 million contract
to develop a high-flying, remote-controlled blimp that would monitor US ...

Thanks to Wayne and Dan

from the girls. 

Look out Nashville.


A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad.
They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.

Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was
given to both men, the marine was asked what had happened.

The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway.
Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap, and he
yelled back: 'George Bush is a miserable piece of crap."

"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."

-Swami Bandanaman


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

John Ashcroft The zealot who holds Bush's future in his hands
Independent, UK - Oct 4, 2003
... It belongs not to Colin Powell, nor even to Vice-President Dick Cheney, but to
John Ashcroft: devout Christian, decent baritone, formerly a senator from ...

Patriot Act protest scheduled for park
Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL  10-6-03


China Plans to Survey the Moon Within Three Years
Yahoo News - 10-6-03
... Chinese space officials have hinted they are pursuing a multi-pronged human spaceflight
program, including space ... as well as eventual travel to the Moon,
all ...
       Watch this space - Telegraph.co.uk




The dark side of the moon. Image taken by cameras on board the Cassini Orbiter spacecraft and released by NASA .



In case you were wondering, the girl in yesterdays cartoon was wearing a thong.