TGIF/Weekend edition - June 12-14, 2009



No. 2 House Republican compares Obama to Putin
The Associated Press - ‎6-12-09
The No.2 Republican in the House on Thursday compared President Barack Obama's plans for the auto industry to the policies of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin...


Marine chief: Troops out of Iraq by spring
USA Today - 6-12-09‎
James Conway says all but about 30 of the 16000 Marines in Iraq will be out by next spring, the Associated Press reports. Speaking at the National Press

Conservatives attack Shep Smith for his Holocaust museum shooting remarks, call for firing
June 11, 2009 3:54 pm ET
SUMMARY: In response to Shepard Smith's remarks that the Holocaust museum shooting validated a recent DHS report on right-wing extremism, several conservative media figures have attacked Smith or called for his firing from Fox News.


OK, The angry GOP has called Obama everything from a Muslim, to a racist, and now a Communist Russian. They're running out of names to call him. What's next, are they going to call him gay?




A big thanks to BILLY HULTS. He is a great musician who send me his CD -- the anthology




"The governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is angry with me. Fuming, angry, seeing red, and has called me 'pathetic.'...But, I won't kid you. I was feeling a little depressed when I heard that the Governor was mad at me and called me 'pathetic.' To cheer myself up, I went out and spent $150,000 on clothes, and I feel better now." -David Letterman




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam





Vietnam MIAs


 A U.S. Navy ship is participating in the search for the remains of more than 1,000 U.S. servicemen missing from the Vietnam War, the first time an American vessel has taken part, embassy officials said Friday.


Disturbing News





Hannity Insanity
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There once was a fellow named Hannity
Who strutted and showed off his vanity.
From his Fox chair he lied,
Took his fans for a ride,
And showed utter disdain for humanity.


Do you like the presidential minutia? I love it. I can't get enough of it. And according to this tracking agency, President Obama invokes the name Jesus Christ more frequently now than did George W. Bush for the same amount of time in his Presidency. I never really noticed it but I'll bet it's true, because if you think about it, Obama is always saying, Jesus! Why did I run for president?" --David Letterman



Amazon Indians versus Oil Explorers


Lima, Peru -- Riot police used tear gas Thursday to turn student protesters away from Peru's Congress as thousands nationwide marched in support of Amazon Indians resisting oil and natural gas exploration on their land.



Here's Greg Palast's take on the above article Oil and Indians Don't Mix



Sarah Palin called David Letterman “pathetic.” Did you hear? She did. She called David Letterman “pathetic” because of a joke he told. I’m like, David Letterman is my boss. I have got his back, Mrs. Palin, unless you’d won the election. Then Dave would be on his own. But that’s show business. That’s the way things are.- Colin Ferguson



Republican-Shenanigans News


"President Obama's in the news, of course. He's put health care back in the news. Yup. President Obama says he wants to create a national health care plan that's both affordable and easy to use. Yup. Yeah, good. Yeah, and the insurance industry says they'll fight the plan with congressmen who are both affordable and easy to use." --Conan O'Brien


Rock-The-Voter News


An Email From My Favorite Texas Poet


You have probably heard the sad Texas news that our esteemed [sic] chief executive, the tonsorially enhanced Governor Rick (or as I call him 'Little Ricky') Perry, broke his right collarbone a few days ago in a mountain bike accident in Austin. Most likely he had been taking lessons from his predecessor George W!
The following is my opinion for the accident.


The Err so Rare
By: Hubert Wilson
Really worried about that Texas Governor feller?
Isn't too bright or stellar?
Confused about him ridin' a mountain bike?
Kinda wonderin' exactly what that was like?
You might wonder too?

Perhaps his balance went wildly askew?
Examined every possible accident cause?
Rationalized all the flaws?
Rattled by the embarrassment he must now bear?
Yes, he fell off his bike - just too heavy was that massive head of hair?



Thank you!



Stewart Steps Up Feud With MSNBC's Scarborough


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Biz-Tech News

Airlines Cutting Flights and Jobs


American Airlines Inc. and Delta Air Lines Inc. said Thursday that they are going to cut their flying capacities even deeper at the end of summer, and the reductions will bring job cuts.



 Edward Whitaker, the former chairman of AT&T, was appointed the new chairman of General Motors. I’m not sure about his business plan. He’s giving away free cars on nights and weekends. I think that’s a bad idea.- Jimmy Fallon

Bush-Prison-Torture News


President Obama has been criticized for having his picture taken while talking to some one with his feet up on the desk. In some cultures it is considered an insult to show the bottom of your shoes. Baloney! He’s the president. He’s black. And he’s got soles. - Laugh Lines




Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian Explains "Prayer"


Go-F**k-Yourself News


Update on my friend's neck problems



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This June 20, 2006 photo provided on Monday, June 8, 2009 and taken by Jane Wiggins from a downtown Cedar Rapids, Iowa office building shows what may become the first new cloud type to be recognized by scientists since 1951.
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