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Tuesday edition - May 4, 2010 |

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Rick Perry: Oil Spill May Be An 'Act Of God,' Texas Governor Claims
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Obama Seeks CEO Advice on Economy at White House |
Sarah Palin Says 'Trust The Oil Industry' In Aftermath Of 'Tragic' Spill
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"They say there are
about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native
American, that number is more like 300 million." —David Letterman

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
2 US soldiers in Iraq die in non-combat incidents The Associated Press
"It was just a crappy week for America. The oil spill making a huge mess, and Arizona deporting all the people who mop up." –Bill Maher
Hold Your Nose
The Environmental Protection
Agency says it's stepping up air quality monitoring on the Gulf Coast.
There are concerns that vapors from the oil and controlled fires
might cause health problems for people living in the region.

Disturbing News
"This is the worst
thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo." –Bill Maher, on the oil spill
on the Gulf of Mexico
US Has 5,113 Nuclear Warheads
The United States has 5,113 nuclear warheads in its stockpile and "several thousand" more retired warheads awaiting the junk pile, the Pentagon said Monday in an unprecedented accounting of a secretive arsenal born in the Cold War and now shrinking rapidly.

Iranian President Mahmoud “I’m-a-nutjob” is in New York City. He spoke at the U.N. today. He arrived in New York on Saturday night; he rented an S.U.V. and parked it in Times Square.- Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
Who is this idiot? Why is he there? He can’t even listen. He doesn’t conduct a decent conversation. He runs over everyone else’s words with a landslide of diarrhea. I saw him on Friday, stomping around the stage like a posturing rooster, calling Paul Krugman a political hack. Paul Krugman’s a political hack? Surely they put make-up on Mr. Small Mouth. Doesn’t he look in the mirror? That’s where he’d see what a political hack looks like.- Actor Donald Sutherland commenting on MSNBC's pundit Joe Scarborough
Subject: Pat's Letter
I've been so angry about
the oil for days. Then I read Pat from Gulf Breeze's letter and I became
overcome with sadness.
Your friend in Tallahassee, ~d
Thanks for writing d and for the graphic. I'm sad too, and scared.
The only other beach that I can compare to the barrier island is the east side of Spanish Wells, Bahamas.

Rock-The-Voter News
Virginia Is For Lovers Boobs

Thanks to Archie for the idea
Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is hard at work on the important issues of the day -- like making sure the Roman goddess depicted on his state's official seal isn't exposing herself.
Experts say if this S.U.V. bomb had gone off, it could have caused almost as much damage to New York City as Goldman Sachs.- Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
"A lot of people are
boycotting Arizona Iced Tea, which is made in New York City. But that's
irrelevant to the boycott organizers — Snapple." –Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News
As you know, Arizona has passed the strictest immigration law in the country. It’s scaring everybody. In fact, today, Taco Bell changed their name to Skippy’s.- Jay Leno

Go-F**k-Yourself News
The governor of Florida, Charlie Crist, announced he is quitting the Republican Party to run for the Senate as an independent. And today, it became official — the Republicans took away his lesbian strip club V.I.P. card.- Jay Leno

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