Tuesday edition - May 4, 2010




Rick Perry: Oil Spill May Be An 'Act Of God,' Texas Governor Claims
Huffington Post (blog) - ‎5-4-10
Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) claimed on Monday that the oil rig explosion that caused a massive -- and still-expanding spill -- may have been "just an act...


Obama Seeks CEO Advice on Economy at White House
BusinessWeek - Roger Runningen - ‎ ‎5-4-10
May 3 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama is soliciting the views of corporate leaders including JPMorgan Chase & Co. Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon and Caterpillar Inc. CEO James Owens on the economy and financial regulation

Sarah Palin Says 'Trust The Oil Industry' In Aftermath Of 'Tragic' Spill
Huffington Post (blog) - ‎ ‎5-4-10
Sarah Palin urged the country to "trust the oil industry" and to continue to pursue offshore drilling initiatives in light of the Gulf Coast oil spill when


"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million." —David Letterman



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"It was just a crappy week for America. The oil spill making a huge mess, and Arizona deporting all the people who mop up." –Bill Maher



Hold Your Nose


The Environmental Protection Agency says it's stepping up air quality monitoring on the Gulf Coast.

There are concerns that vapors from the oil and controlled fires might cause health problems for people living in the region.


Disturbing News


"This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo." –Bill Maher, on the oil spill on the Gulf of Mexico

US Has 5,113 Nuclear Warheads


The United States has 5,113 nuclear warheads in its stockpile and "several thousand" more retired warheads awaiting the junk pile, the Pentagon said Monday in an unprecedented accounting of a secretive arsenal born in the Cold War and now shrinking rapidly.



Iranian President Mahmoud “I’m-a-nutjob” is in New York City. He spoke at the U.N. today. He arrived in New York on Saturday night; he rented an S.U.V. and parked it in Times Square.- Jay Leno



Republican-Shenanigans News


Who is this idiot? Why is he there? He can’t even listen. He doesn’t conduct a decent conversation. He runs over everyone else’s words with a landslide of diarrhea. I saw him on Friday, stomping around the stage like a posturing rooster, calling Paul Krugman a political hack. Paul Krugman’s a political hack? Surely they put make-up on Mr. Small Mouth. Doesn’t he look in the mirror? That’s where he’d see what a political hack looks like.- Actor Donald Sutherland commenting on MSNBC's pundit Joe Scarborough



Subject: Pat's Letter


I've been so angry about the oil for days. Then I read Pat from Gulf Breeze's letter and I became overcome with sadness.
Your friend in Tallahassee, ~d


Thanks for writing d and for the graphic. I'm sad too, and scared.


The only other beach that I can compare to the barrier island is the east side of Spanish Wells, Bahamas.






Rock-The-Voter News


Virginia Is For  Lovers  Boobs


Thanks to Archie for the idea


Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is hard at work on the important issues of the day -- like making sure the Roman goddess depicted on his state's official seal isn't exposing herself.



Experts say if this S.U.V. bomb had gone off, it could have caused almost as much damage to New York City as Goldman Sachs.- Jay Leno


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Biz-Tech News


"A lot of people are boycotting Arizona Iced Tea, which is made in New York City. But that's irrelevant to the boycott organizers — Snapple." –Jay Leno



Bush-Prison-Torture News


As you know, Arizona has passed the strictest immigration law in the country. It’s scaring everybody. In fact, today, Taco Bell changed their name to Skippy’s.- Jay Leno




Go-F**k-Yourself News


The governor of Florida, Charlie Crist, announced he is quitting the Republican Party to run for the Senate as an independent. And today, it became official — the Republicans took away his lesbian strip club V.I.P. card.- Jay Leno



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A main avenue is empty of private cars on A Day Without Cars seen from a bridge decorated with a statue of a pedestrian in Medellin, Colombia, Thursday, April 22, 2010. The Day Without Cars marks the 40th anniversary of Earth Day. Photo/Luis Benavides





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