Tuesday edition - December 1, 2009



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Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
Gawker - 12-1-09
What she thought was a pithy statement from UCLA basketball legend John Wooden was actually by a native American activist called John Wooden Legs and about...


British sailors detained in Iran: high level of concern, admits David Miliband
Telegraph.co.uk - 12-1-09
David Miliband, the Foreign Secretary, has admitted there is a "very high level of concern" about the five British sailors detained by the Iranian authorities.

Dean: Defeat bill with no public option
Politico -12-1-09
Without the public option, the health care bill "is worthless and should be defeated," Howard Dean told Yale University students Monday.


If Sarah Palin wins the 2012 Republican Presidential primary, it will go a long way to proving the Mayans right. - Will Durst




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Obama Seeks ‘Beer Summit’ Between Tiger Woods and Florida Police

By Don Davis


Jesse Ventura Comeback


Conspiracy theorists awaiting Wednesday night's premiere of "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura" might take interest in a curious comment Ventura made in the Los Angeles Times this weekend.

Ventura, who has been doing the media rounds promoting his new venture on TruTV, told the paper that MSNBC cancelled his show "Jesse Ventura's America" in 2003 because he did not support the Iraq War. He said the network "in essence" paid him to be silent, which allowed him to purchase a house in Mexico.



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Disturbing News


John Wooden Legs’ Holy Spirit Responds to Sarah Palin

By Don Davis


Pumping Up The War


A senior administration official tells The Associated Press that President Barack Obama is sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan to be deployed over six months...The 30,000 new troops will bring the total in Afghanistan to more than 100,000 U.S. forces. The main mission of the new troops will be to reverse Taliban gains and secure population centers in the volatile south and east parts of the country.




Republican-Shenanigans News



Sarah Palin’s SECOND ‘John Wooden-Native American’ Gaffe

By Don Davis




Subject: My 2 cents


After reading some of your letters today I felt I had another point of view to offer. I would have never voted for McCain and I did not vote for Obama- I voted for Ralph Nader. My reasoning is this: both McCain and Obama come from the same system that has been giving us candidates for way too long. Both are financed by the same system, both owe favors to the same system and both will repay the members of the system- and the members of that system is not your average American. Nader has accomplished a lot for the country and he has done it without being a part of the system- thus he does not owe any debts that have to be repaid and he can govern for the average American for a change. Obama has promised change but he has not delivered nearly as much as he could and he is following bush policy too much. He is letting the republiCANTS run his presidency. He is reaching across the aisle to people who think compromise is a weakness. He should reverse all of the bush regime's acts and push through the Democratic agenda while he has the power to do so. By letting the republiCANTS dilute his efforts they will assure that he cannot clean up their mess and they will lay the blame at his feet- and millions of people will put them back in charge in 2012. Obama needs to deliver on his promises using a bully pulpit or else he will go down in history as a failure - the first African American RepubliCANT president.




I hope you're wrong about Obama. But I know a lot of AHNC viewers feel exactly as you do.


I wish he wasn't escalating the war in Afghanistan, but he's making good on THAT campaign promise, much to my chagrin.


Thanks for writing Rick, your 2 cents are always welcome here.



Rock-The-Voter News

Obama's Aunt


President Barack Obama's aunt buried her face in her hands and sobbed as she described her anguish over no longer having contact with him and his family after the revelation she had been living illegally for years in the United States in public housing.


Breaking: Police Chase Tiger Woods in Golf Cart

By Don Davis




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Biz-Tech News

Fat Chance


News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch says media organizations need to persuade consumers to pay for news content online in order to thrive in the digital age.


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Tiger Woods Promises to Use ‘Stan the Caddy’ to Drive His Caddy

By Don Davis


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News

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In this photo taken Thursday, Nov. 15, 2009, Ariel, a Leonberger dog owned by Paul and Mary Ann Smith of Powell, Wyo., lies happily surrounded by her brood of 18 puppies, 9 males and 9 females. Ariel's litter, born in late October, set a new worldwide record for the number of surviving Leonberger puppies in one litter. I would love one of those puppies to keep me company.
Photo/The Powell Tribune, Ilene Olson




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