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Tuesday edition - January 16, 2007
Non compos mentis is the only reason we would sell any military weaponry to Iran.
The President and Vice President are making it abundantly clear that nothing can stop their global sodomy. Secure your arses, everyone. -- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
WWMLKD -- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
I Love Being KO'd
If he didn't make so much as host of MSNBC's Countdown, Keith Olbermann might be asking some very prominent lawmakers for speechwriting fees. That's because he's becoming the go-to guy for antiwar rhetoric. And, we're told, Olbermann's show-ending "special comments" have been entered into the Congressional Record at least twice.
BUSH ENCOURAGES al-MALIKI TO ‘HANG IN THERE’
Disturbing News
Maybe if we give "the new way forward" enough rope, it'll hang itself. -- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Another Crony - Look Out NASA!!!!
The
second-in-command for the Federal Emergency Management Agency during its
much-criticized response to Hurricane Katrina started a senior job at NASA this
week.
Republican Shenanigans
“And Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called for universal health care coverage for all Californians. He came up with this idea while falling down the hill in Idaho, breaking his leg. Nothing like a week of dealing with your HMO to convince you need universal health care coverage.” -- Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Although 70% of Americans are against sending in more troops, the President reasons: "I owe it to the other 30%." -- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
By Madeleine Begun Kane
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“Oh,
speaking of oil, the price of oil continues to fall. It’s now dropped below $54
a barrel. Got that? $54 a barrel. So, if oil is less than $54 a barrel, why did
it cost me $62 to fill up my car this morning, huh? I know I’m not using the
whole barrel, okay?” - Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Of course, "Johnny Mac" McCain stands behind the president. It's called a "neocolonoscopy." -- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"He was
pro-choice; he's anti-choice; he's multiple choice."
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
A baby Slender Loris is seen in this undated handout image released by the Zoological Society of London on January 15, 2007. Scientists launched a bid on Tuesday to save some of the world's rarest and most neglected creatures from extinction. With an initial list of just 10, including a venomous shrew-like creature, an egg-laying mammal and the world's smallest bat, the programme will give last ditch conservation aid where to date there has been little or none. (Photo/Zoological Society of London)
Peace.
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