Tuesday edition - August 10, 2010




Levi Johnston to run for mayor of Wasilla

Levi Johnston, 20, is going to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, a job Sarah Palin held before becoming governor.
He'll do it with cameras following him for a reality show. Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office...


Sarah Palin Doesn't Want Us to Believe Our Eyes, Her Eyes
It was only a matter of time before Sarah Palin took to her Facebook page to let us all know that there was no way we saw her, on video, rolling her eyes.

Former Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens dies in plane crash

 A plane carrying former Sen. Ted Stevens and eight others crashed in remote southwest Alaska, killing the longtime Republican lawmaker and four other people


 "People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don't care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston." - Levi's manager, Tank Jones, when asked about those who doubt the authenticity of Johnston's political aspirations




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Trying to Follow the Beatles Advice


Prime Minister Manmohan Singh appealed Tuesday to Kashmiris "to give peace a chance" after almost daily anti-India street protests that have claimed at least 50 lives since June.


Al Franken made funny faces in the US Senate while Mitch McConnell was speaking. Now he knows how the rest of us feel.
- Will Durst




Disturbing News

Who Thinks Up This Stuff in Iran?


Iran has dug mass graves in which to bury U.S. troops in case of any American attack on the country, a former commander of the elite Revolutionary Guard said.





Naomi Campbell was forced to testify about blood diamonds given to her by former Liberian President Charles Taylor. She told reporters, “I didn’t want to be here. This is a big inconvenience for me.” Which is exactly what the slave that had to dig up the diamonds said.- Jimmy Kimmel



Republican-Shenanigans News



Now they're talking about a double dip recession. Geez. Who would have thought Dubyah would get something named after him so soon? -
Will Durst

Rock-The-Voter News


"People are trying to understand the judge's thinking on Proposition 8. Well, I think it's pretty clear. After seeing straight couples like Bristol and Levi, Larry King and his wives, Charlie Sheen and his wives, gays couldn't screw it up any worse than that, right? So what the heck, go for it." —Jay Leno


Maybe She'll Put Some Intelligence In The Intelligence Agencies


The United States has had three female secretaries of state — but until now has never had a woman lead one of its 16 major intelligence agencies.

Letitia A. Long, 51, was praised by Defense Secretary Robert Gates, as the right person for the job

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Biz-Tech News

Spilling Secrets To China


A former B-2 bomber engineer who marketed and sold his stealth expertise to China is facing life in a federal prison following his conviction for bartering U.S. military secrets.




Bush-Prison-Torture News

Beam Us Up, Scotty


Mankind's only chance of long-term survival lies in colonizing space, as humans drain Earth of resources and face a terrifying array of new threats, warned British scientist Stephen Hawking on Monday




Go-F**k-Yourself News


Tiger Woods finished 18 over par at the Bridgestone Invitational. The last time he hit this many trees, he was trying to get out of his driveway. - Jay Leno





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Odd News

To Help You Deflate Photo



A hummingbird hawk-moth or Macroglossum stellatarum hovers as it feeds on flowers in eastern Cheyenne Monday Aug. 9, 2010. The hummingbird hawk moth looks like a small hummingbird and has a long proboscis. The moth hovers while it feeds, and it makes a hummingbird-like noise as it rapidly flaps its wings.
Photo/The Wyoming Tribune Eagle, Michael Smith





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