Wednesday edition - September 16 , 2009



Wilson's son says Congressman is not racist
Wed Sep 16
AP ATLANTA - U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson's oldest son defended his father against a claim by former President Jimmy Carter that the congressman's outburst during a speech by President Barack Obama was "based on racism."

ABC sorry it tweeted Obama's 'jackass' comment
AFP – Tue Sep 15, 5:59 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) - ABC News has apologized after a high-profile news anchor reported on Twitter that US President Barack Obama called rapper Kanye West a "jackass" in an off-the-record conversation.

Partisan tension lingers after Wilson rebuke
The Associated Press - 9-16-09
The House returns to work Wednesday with nerves still raw over the bitterly divided vote Tuesday to rebuke Wilson, RS.C., for shouting "You lie" at...


"Of course, you all saw this. This is what I'm talking about. Kayne West at the Video Music Awards. Kayne West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. And after he did that, after he was done interrupting her, MTV threw him out of the building. So it's official. MTV has a lower tolerance for bad behavior than the United States Congress." --Conan O'Brien



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


The soldier and former American football player Pat Tillman who was killed in Afghanistan thought George W. Bush was a 'cowboy' and the Iraq an 'imperial folly'.



"Osama bin Laden has released a new audio recording slamming the President, America, Israel and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Then at the end, when he's really worked up, he yells, 'And Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!'" --Conan O'Brien





Disturbing News



A former aide to George W. Bush and Sarah Palin is dismissing a claim by onetime Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer that the former president was clueless about Palin when she was tapped as John McCain's running mate last August...."'What is she, the governor of Guam?'" Bush reportedly asked.



"The President spoke about some of the scare tactics that are being used to fight healthcare reform. And I tell you, some of them are pretty scary. Like, have you seen this new commercial where this older couple gets mailed a box from Liberty Medical and it's got Wilford Brimley's head in it? Have you seen that one?" --Jay Leno



Republican-Shenanigans News


Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured while rehearsing for ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."


"Yet another family values Republican has been caught in a sex scandal. I love this story: This time, California Assemblyman Mike Duvall (the guy is married) was caught on tape bragging having sex with two different lobbyists. A politician having sex with two lobbyists. Now, I'm not a mathematician, but I believe that's a total of 3 whores, right?" --Jay Leno




Rock-The-Voter News

Inconvenient Truth


A weak response to climate change could be catastrophic for international health, leading doctors said in two British medical journals Wednesday.

Experts have previously warned that global warming could mean a spike in diseases including malaria and dengue fever, and that higher temperatures would result in food shortages, sanitation problems and extreme weather events like hurricanes and floods.


"This Saturday in Washington, over 70,000 people protested because they think President Obama is trying to shove government healthcare down their throats; also known as the 'Serena Williams option.'" --Jimmy Fallon


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Biz-Tech News


I love the fact that parents kept their kids out of school to avoid Obama’s subversive message, which was, to stay in school. – Will Durst




Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F**k-Yourself News





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A model presents a creation from the Andrea Ayala collection at the 080 Barcelona fashion show, September 2, 2009. Photo/Albert Gea





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