Thursday edition - July 9, 2009



House Dems: Panetta testified CIA has misled Congress repeatedly
CNN - ‎7-9-09
Seven House Democrats say CIA Director Leon Panetta recently testified that the CIA has misled Congress. The letter to Panetta, dated June 26, was published...


New 'cyber attacks' hit S Korea
BBC News - 7-9-09
South Korea is experiencing a third wave of suspected cyber-attacks - co-ordinated attempts to paralyse a number of major websites. One of the country's biggest banks, a leading national newspaper and the South Korean spy agency appear


Report: UK tabloid hacked into voicemails
AP – 7-9-09
AP LONDON - Britain's most senior policeman ordered an inquiry Thursday into claims that journalists from a tabloid owned by media mogul Rupert Murdoch illegally hacked into the mobile phones of hundreds of celebrities and politicians


How do we know when the CIA is telling the truth?



"In Russia, President Obama delivered a speech to the graduating class of Moscow's new economic school. That's right. The title of his speech was 'Can We Borrow 4 Trillion Rubles, Please?'" --Conan O'Brien



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Who's the Hacker?


Cybersecurity analysts raised doubts on Wednesday that the North Korean state launched recent attacks on U.S. government and South Korean websites, saying industrial spies or pranksters could be the villains.

More than two dozen websites in the United States and South Korea, including that of the U.S. State Department, were attacked in recent days





Disturbing News


It’s an emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America’s most entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don’t worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying.- Conan O'Brien


 Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush told an interviewer that he could not say whether or not President Barack Obama is a socialist, and that the president would not have been elected if he had been honest with Americans about his agenda.

Bush would not answer the question of whether he agreed with the assessment of some congressional Republicans that the president is a socialist. "I don't know. Define socialism for me," he told Esquire magazine. "It's a word… I believe he's a collectivist.



Republican Continues To Bash Michael Jackson


In an interview tonight on Fox News Channel's "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, Republican King says: "OK, he's a good singer, he's a good dancer. But why -- why is he getting all this coverage? Why has the nation stopped for Michael Jackson? That's why I said strip aside the psycho-babble. This man was a child molester."



Republican-Shenanigans News


Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure


To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this.

He didn't trust the study because it was done in Finland and Sweden and the Finns and the Swedes stay "pure" by only marrying each other. Whereas in America, everyone marries everyone



Anybody here from Minnesota? Congratulations on your new senator, Al Franken, finally sworn in as Senator of Minnesota. Sworn in today, down in Washington. A lovely ceremony, officiated by the Church Lady. --David Letterman





Rock-The-Voter News




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David Letterman's Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

10. "Hi, it's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
9. "It's John McCain--Why did I call?"
8. "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
7. "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
6. "It's Letterman. We still cool?"
5. "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
4. "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket"
3. "Hi, it's Sarah...Oops...Dialed my own number"
2. "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"
1. "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did"





A lot of entertainers are getting in to politics. For example, Tina Fey says she might run for governor from Alaska.- David Letterman


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Biz-Tech News


This is weird. It’s been reported that Saddam Hussein’s gun will be on display in George W. Bush’s presidential library. Apparently, the gun will be on display right next to the book.- Conan O'Brien




North Korea has gone nuts. I don’t know what is going on over there. There was a huge computer attack. Was your computer okay? We had a big computer attack from — they don’t know what happened. They shut down the U.S. Treasury Department website. Man! I was stunned. I said, “Whoa! The U.S. still has a Treasury Department?”- David Letterman


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Subject: You got quoted again!


Lisa, I saw this on Cafferty File Have your views of Palin changed since she announced quitting as Governor? and your response:

Lisa from Ashford, Alabama writes:
My opinion of Sarah Palin hasn’t changed. She’s half Baked Alaska. She couldn’t stand the heat so she got out of the kitchen. If she was Vice President now, could you imagine the scrutiny she and her “foible prone” family would be under? I’d dare to guess she might quit that job too based on her reasons for quitting her Governorship.


Love ya Lisa

Jeff in OR


I like the half Baked Alaska part.





Anybody here from Minnesota? Congratulations, you have a brand new senator, Al Franken. Al is an interesting guy. Went from being a comedian to politician. George Bush, the other way around.- David Letterman


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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This photo courtesy of Greenpeace shows Mount Rushmore near Keystone, South Dakota. Greenpeace activists were arrested Wednesday for scaling Mount Rushmore and hanging a banner next to the carved face of Abraham Lincoln urging President Barack Obama to get tough on climate change.
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