Tuesday edition - November 18, 2008





Top judge: US and UK acted as 'vigilantes' in Iraq invasion
guardian.co.uk, UK - 11-18-08
One of Britain's most authoritative judicial figures last night delivered a blistering attack on the invasion of Iraq, describing it as a serious violation


Mullen: US Would Need More Than 2 Years for Iraq Withdrawal
Washington Post, United States - 11-18-08
The US military would require two to three years to remove its roughly 150000 troops and equipment from Iraq safely, and the timing of

Iraq dismisses anti-corruption officials
Dallas Morning News, TX -11-18-08
BAGHDAD – The Iraqi government is systematically dismissing oversight officials who were installed to fight corruption in Iraqi ministries and help


Of all the men who ever sat in the Oval Office, President Bush has no equals, only superiors. - Argus Hamilton




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

After 18 Years



A report released on Monday concluded that Gulf War syndrome is a legitimate illness suffered by more than 175,000 U.S. war veterans who were exposed to chemical toxins in the 1991 Gulf War.


"They asked Palin on Fox if she was going to run for president in 2012, and she said, and I'd like to quote this directly. She said, 'I'm like, okay God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I want. I always pray. I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.' Even Britney Spears is at home going, 'You dumb s**t.' Yeah, and you know what Sarah, if God leaves that door open, don't let it hit you in the ass, okay, honey?" --Bill Maher




Disturbing News

Space Spying


China on Tuesday denied it had illicitly sought technical data for space launch vehicles from the United States, after a physicist from Virginia pleaded guilty to illegally exporting the information to China.



Mike Huckabee has his own show on Fox News. Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin will be getting her own show too: “Northern Overexposure.” - Laugh Lines


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Republican-Shenanigans News


"The Republican party is considering naming the first African-American chairman in their party's history. Isn't that incredible? That's big news. First African-American, yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, Republicans are having a hard time finding an African-American who's white." --Conan O'Brien




Saving The Messenger



A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a contempt order requiring fines of up to $5,000 a day against a former USA Today reporter who refused to identify sources for stories about the 2001 anthrax attacks.

Rock-The-Voter News

Catching the Elephants



When Dan Rather filed suit against CBS 14 months ago — claiming, among other things, that his former employer had commissioned a politically biased investigation into his work on a “60 Minutes” segment about President Bush’s National Guard service — the network predicted the quick and favorable dismissal of the case, which it derided as “old news.”...he has unearthed evidence that would seem to support his assertion that CBS intended its investigation, at least in part, to quell Republican criticism of the network.







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Biz-Tech News


Palin Offered Seven Figure Book Deal? Title Suggestion: "Palin Around With Joe The Plumber"


Picking up on the speculation of last week, Radar is telling its readers that failed vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is "reportedly close to making a book deal for $7 million." We'll believe it when we see it.





Bush-Prison-Torture News

Bush Memoirs? Meh, I Don't Want to Remember


Republicans may have been voted out of power but they could dominate U.S. political bookshelves with memoirs by President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush among the possible coming attractions.

Publishers would eagerly offer Laura Bush seven figures for her memoirs, publishing experts say, raising the question of whether she could fetch more than her husband.




"Well, it looks like Guantanamo Bay is going to be closed. Hey, that shows you how tough times are, when even terrorists are losing their homes." --Jay Leno


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A sign at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch railway station in Anglesey, Wales. Translated from Welsh: St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave. Welsh officials mistakenly erected a road sign that read "I am not in the office at the moment" after a translation mix-up.
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