October 21, 2004 Thursday edition




Kids Pick Kerry to Be the Next President

AP, 10-20-04

Kid power! Democrat John Kerry is the winner, and the rest of the country should pay attention because the vote on Nickelodeon's Web site has correctly chosen the president of the United States in the past four elections.



Vatican Says Anti-Kerry Lawyer Hoodwinked Them

Reuters, 10-20-04

A conservative U.S. lawyer's attempt to enlist the Vatican in his drive to declare Senator John Kerry a heretic over his abortion views backfired Wednesday when the Holy See said it had been hoodwinked.


Castro 'All in One Piece' After Fall
ABC News, 10-21-04
Cuba's President Fidel Castro, right, trips after a speech at a graduation ceremony in Santa Clara, Cuba...

If you lie to the Pope do you go to hell?

"You know why Florida has started voting this week? See, primitive places like Florida and Afghanistan need longer to count the votes."  -- Jay Leno

"Visualize Winning" -- Great Video of President Kerry

"The Cheneys announced that for the final two weeks of the campaign, their daughter will be straight."  -- Jay Leno

Cowed Mary –- By Wayne Besen

...When Bush announced support for a Constitutional Amendment that would deny same-sex couples the freedom to marry, making Mary a second-class citizen, where was Dick and Lynne’s moral outrage?

When Bush expressed his support for sodomy laws that could imprison their daughter, where was the “angry father”?

When hapless Illinois Senate hopeful Alan Keyes called Mary a “selfish hedonist” at the GOP Convention, where were her parents when her honor truly needed defending?

Of course, Mary has given us a lot of insight on these questions.

“…………………………………”, said Mary....

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Did George W. Bush flirt with a reporter?

That’s what Entertainment Tonight’s Maria Menounos said on air yesterday — though her rep is now backtracking on the comment.

Disturbing News

No Flu Vaccine Shortage at US Capitol
Reuters, 10-21-04

WASHINGTON -- President Bush urged lawmakers on Wednesday to forgo flu shots at the US ...

Republican Shenanigans

Good News

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America's Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched 


Biz/Tech News

Pentagon to Post Write-In Ballot on Web

AP, 10-20-04

The Pentagon will post on its Web site a federal write-in ballot for civilian and military voters overseas who do not get their regular absentee ballot in time, a spokesman said Wednesday.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

"Elections belong to the people. It is their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters." –- Abraham Lincoln

Yarmulkes For Bush


Go-F*** -Yourself News

Singer Wynonna Judd is being bombarded with e-mails from conservative Christians, urging her to cancel her engagement to perform aboard a cruise ship devoted to lesbian vacationers.

 Kerry/Edwards News


 Odd News


A wave caused by Typhoon Tokage clashes against a seawall in a harbor in Beppu, southwestern Japan, Wednesday morning, Oct. 20, 2004. Police said two people had died, at least seven others were missing and 16 injured as the powerful typhoon lashed southern Japan with heavy rains Wednesday. (Nishinippon Shimbun, Takuya Okabe)