TGIF/Weekend edition - October 17-19, 2008





Republicans flood Minnesota with anti-Obama phone calls
Minneapolis Star Tribune, MN - 10-17-08
..A woman's voice on the line told him Democratic nominee Barack Obama associated with "domestic terrorist" William Ayers, who "killed Americans." ...


Obama cautions against cockiness
Boston Globe - 10-17-08
LONDONDERRY, NH - In his first campaign rally since the final presidential debate, Senator Barack Obama yesterday accused his Republican rival of pursuing a relentless drumbeat of personal attacks instead of offering a detailed

Could the Recession End the Iraq War?
TIME - 10-17-08
John McCain has made a point throughout his campaign of pooh-poohing Barack Obama's promise to withdraw all US combat forces from Iraq...


At the presidential debate Wednesday night, John McCain kept invoking the name of Joe the Plumber. I just hope this isn’t the same Joe as Joe Six-Pack. That’s all we need - a drunk plumber. - Laugh Lines





"This Joe the Plumber has been all over the place. He's been on Good Morning America, he was on FOX News, he was talking to the Associated Press. This plumber has done more interviews in one day than Sarah Palin has done since being chosen by John McCain." --Jay Leno


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Oil, Oil Everywhere


Qassim Frez, a senior Iraqi civil servant, has a problem officials in Washington might envy. Iraq has piled up tens of billions of dollars from oil sales, and its bureaucrats are struggling to spend the windfall.



"It turns out Joe the Plumber, his name's not Joe, he's not a licensed plumber, and he owes back taxes. So it sounds like he has the best plan to reduce taxes -- don't pay them." --Jay Leno







Disturbing News


Pirate Update


U.S. warships watched a hijacked vessel laden with tanks while other gunboats patrolled the dangerous waters off Somalia, but pirates still seized another freighter this week — and now hold about a dozen despite the international effort to protect a major shipping lane.

Military vessels from 10 nations are now converging on the world's most dangerous waters


"Did you notice how energetic and aggressive John McCain was during the debate? I think somebody added Red Bull to his Mylanta." --David Letterman








Republican-Shenanigans News

Just What Fox Needs, Another Blowhard!


An hour after Glenn Beck appeared on CNN, Fox News announced last night that it had signed the conservative commentator, grabbing a rising star of the right from its news-network rival.





"Did you hear what happened at a rally yesterday? Sarah Palin mistook some of her supporters for hecklers. You know, confusion happens in all walks of life. For example, a few weeks ago, John McCain mistook her for a legitimate candidate. It happens." --David Letterman

Email: "Dalton WatsonII"

Subject: Letter to the editor


I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.
—Robert C. Byrd, in a letter to Sen. Theodore Bilbo (D-MS), 1944 [5][6]

Gotta love those Southern Democrats, and to think of this Democrate paired with William Ayers, WOW. You Libs are the greatest for being the best of the double standard Party. It's now wonder the Ass is your emblem! HAAAAAA,haaaaaa<haaaaaa


FYI: Robert Byrd has endorsed Barack Obama. Byrd formally apologized for his 64 year old racist statements a couple of decades ago. I forgave him, Obama forgave him and so should you.

I'm curious. Why is it Republican e-mailers to AHNC can't spell or form a cohesive sentence? Don't you all have spell check? Or are you drunk when you write emails late at night? Google has an email tool to help you prevent sending emails while inebriated.


Thank you for writing a letter to the editor, Dalton WatsonII, and showing the world your ass.



Rock-The-Voter News

Fox News Reads Between The Hip Hop Moves



This picture of former Secretary of State Colin Powell gettin' down on stage with Nigerian rap stars at the Africa Rising Festival is, in fact, not Photoshopped. It's just funny. So no biting commentary to make about it because after all, Powell is just being a good sport.

Or is he? Fox News sees ominous signs in the general's impromptu boogie. It posits that because Powell not only "showed off hip hop moves," but audibly referred to himself as "African American" while on stage in London, all the signs are present for him to soon endorse Barack Obama for president.




Stripping For Sarah


Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin. A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentlemen's clubs all over the country to compete.


McCain/Palin: Incontinence and Incompetence


Biz-Tech News




Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Many voters ask: Whose views are best,
As opposed to the drinking-pal test.
But whichever the measure,
Obama’s my pleasure.
McCain? He’s a cranky old pest.


"Josh Brolin, who plays President Bush in the new movie 'W,' says at first, he wasn't sure he should take the role, because it would be such an acting challenge. That's what he said. Brolin says he prepared for the role by getting up every day, running five miles, and then bashing himself in the head with a hammer." --Conan O'Brien


Bush-Prison-Torture News




"Ladies and gentlemen, I got an update on Vice President Dick Cheney. He was admitted to a hospital earlier today, abnormal heart rhythm. But he's doing fine. He's okay. He's already sitting up, sneering at nurses. And he'll be out shooting hunting buddies again soon." --David Letterman


Go-F**k-Yourself News




Subject: What will happen to AHNC if Obama is elected?



I just read your note that you are wondering what will happen to AHNC if Obama is elected.

Have no fear! Obama is a politician! Therefore, you will be assured of lots of useful material
for pointing out reneged promises, false statements, kowtowing to big business, extensions
of FISA, etc.

His first disappointing announcement will be that his 16-month timeline didn't mean all troops
would actually be out of Iraq in 16 months: "C'mon, people, these things are complex."




Hi, Lisa.

I just saw this on your site:

"It would be ironic that I would have to close down AHNC because Obama got elected and my support disappeared."

It's important that you keep reminding people that our work is just beginning once Obama gets elected. The right wing is going to crank up the attack machine big time. The persecution he's in for is staggering to contemplate, really. Remember what they did to Bill Clinton.

The MINUTE he gets elected we need to start thinking about 2012. (You know the Republicans will.)

Please don't even THINK of closing down shop. And help us all remember that complacency will truly doom us all.

All blessings to you,



After Obama is elected there will still be a plethora of things for you to make fun of. After all, these clueless McCain and Palin supporters aren't going to go away, are they? We will still need hard workers like you to continue to point out the foibles and follies that are sure to continue.


Paul M

Boca Raton, FL




You said: "Fans as yourself have kept me online for almost eight
years and I have my fingers crossed that I will be able to continue.
It would be ironic that I would have to close down AHNC because Obama
got elected and my support disappeared."

As long as there is Washington (and Republicans, but not just
Republicans) there will have plenty to laugh about!




Thank you all for your vote of confidence!


AHNC's last fundraiser of 2008 begins Nov.1!


Hey, buddies, can you spare some change?



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