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Wednesday edition - April 26, 2006

Thanks to AHNC viewers Joe W (idea) and Karen C (graphic)


W vows probe of gas gouging
New York Daily News, NY - 4-26-06
...Worried Republicans hope to dodge a backlash from voters who blame Bush's and Vice President Cheney's relationship with oil industry cronies for runaway gas prices. They joined Democrats in urging a price-gouging probe.


Rumsfeld, Rice Meeting with New Iraqi Leaders in Baghdad
Voice of America - - 4-26-06
By Al Pessin. The US Secretaries of State and Defense are both in Iraq to meet with the country's newly elected top leaders. Officials ...

7 detainees report transfer to nations that use torture
Boston Globe, United States - - 4-26-06
...Military prosecutors did not challenge the fact that they were sent to other countries, and limited their questioning to whether the detainees were, in fact, tortured, according to the transcripts.


Nurse Ratched is the female version of Bush, except smarter.



There's just gotta be a place in the Bush administration for Tom Cruise.  -- Grant Gerver




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News



Too Busy Doing What?


The Republican chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee said on Tuesday his committee was too busy to listen to retired generals calling for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's resignation,



The Effects of Bush's pre-emptive strike from



I needed a humor fix so I turned to The Bush Who Started it All: HercuBush



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Do you ever get that sick, sinking feeling thinking "The United States sure was great while it lasted?" -- Grant Gerver




Disturbing News



I support gas price gouging because this stimulates the economy, promotes GOP values, and builds strong moral character. -- Zing!




Another Indictment?


Special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald early Wednesday went before a federal grand jury looking into the leak of the identity of undercover CIA officer Valerie Plame.

It is believed to be only the second session the prosecutor has had with the grand jury which is examining questions left unanswered in the Plame affair. The only other time Fitzgerald was seen going before the new panel was Dec. 7.


Republican Shenanigans



Isn't This What Bush Did?


People who fraudulently obtain private phone records, often for moneymaking or criminal activities, would be subject to up to 20 years in prison under legislation passed by the House Tuesday.



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"How quickly things change. Easter was a week ago -- we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over." --Jay Leno




Subject: a pic for Lisa



Hi Lisa,

Found this banner on a front porch in Cedar Rapids, Iowa today. Hope you can use it. It's my donation this month.

I offer also a standing ovation for your site today... although "decimator in chief" might be more apropos... Bob


Thanks Bob! I like your "decimator in chief" better than my "deciderer-in-chief"!


Thank you for my very first standing ovation! I wish I could bat 1000 everyday!


Take care and don't catch those Iowa mumps!








Six Easy Ways to Get Better Gas Mileage

A few simple suggestions to improve your fuel economy and give those
Arab oil sheiks a swift kick in the pants.

Rock-The-Voter News




Katherine Harris Uncorked


In her latest official statement to the news media, U.S. Senate candidate Katherine Harris says she never removed the cork from the bottle. No wonder her campaign is not breathing.




Katherine Harris is the canary in the coal mine of the Republican Party. She will fail soon, and others are sure to follow.  -- Zing!




Good News


'Giuliani Time' an Unflattering Film


The film, made for about $1.5 million, is set to run at just one New York City theater for two weeks beginning May 12. But Keating said he hopes the reception, and Giuliani's rising political profile, will help it make its way onto screens around the country. A DVD version is set for release next fall.

Giuliani, who served two terms as mayor from 1994 to 2002, is depicted in a Machiavellian hothead who allowed police to trample civil liberties — particularly those of blacks, artists and welfare recipients — in the name of maintaining public order.

Among other things, the film suggests
Giuliani was obsessed with ridding the city of "squeegee men" — homeless people who wash drivers' windshields and demand payment — but cared little about reducing poverty or creating jobs.




"Over the weekend, President Bush met with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. On leaving the meeting, both had the same comment: What'd he say?" --Jay Leno

Biz-Tech News




Save The Internet



Another One Bites The Dust


The head of the Small Business Administration, criticized for his agency's handling of loans to aid recovery after the 9-11 attacks and last year's hurricanes, announced Tuesday that he was stepping down.

Hector Barreto, picked by President Bush to head the SBA in 2001, said he was leaving the administration to head The Latino Coalition,
a Hispanic advocacy group based in Washington.


Bush-Prison-Torture News




I was watching Mad Max on cable the other night. Remember that movie? It was where gas is so precious that people are killing each other for just a few gallons. It was set in the future. I think it was August. -- Jay Leno


It's About Time


The U.S. Army plans to charge a high ranking officer in connection with the abuse of prisoners at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison, The Washington Post and The New York Times reported on Wednesday, quoting his lawyer.


Go-F*ck-Yourself News





Subject: Snow Job


hi, Lisa
just thinking this morning how appropriate it is for
Bush to appoint Tony Snow his new press secretary. A
Faux News pundit being the mouthpiece for the faux
president. it's perfect! :-)
take care,
Murfreesboro, TN



Bush Finds Long Lost Son




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A golden monkey holds her one-month baby while eating a strawberry at a zoo in Jinan, east China's Shandong Province April 5, 2006. The golden monkey is unique to China and is under top state protection. Photo by China Daily













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