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Wednesday edition - April 26, 2006
Thanks to AHNC viewers Joe W (idea) and Karen C (graphic)
Nurse Ratched is the female version of Bush, except smarter.
There's just gotta be a place in the Bush administration for Tom Cruise. -- Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News IRAQ: Increasing numbers of displaced families in need of assistance Reuters AlertNet, UK Canada bans photos of fallen soldiers Seattle Times
US tries to curb Iraq human trafficking Iraq's Sectarian Strife Sends Ripples Into Saudi Arabia Los Angeles Times
Al Qaeda's key organizer in Iraq sheds low profile
Russia launches Israeli spy satellite
US soldier disappears after return from Iraq WSTM-TV, NY
Too Busy Doing What?
The Republican chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee said on Tuesday his committee was too busy to listen to retired generals calling for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's resignation,
The Effects of Bush's pre-emptive strike from www.ericblumrich.com
I needed a humor fix so I turned to The Bush Who Started it All: HercuBush
Do you ever get that sick, sinking feeling thinking "The United States sure was great while it lasted?" -- Grant Gerver
Disturbing News
I support gas price gouging because this stimulates the economy, promotes GOP values, and builds strong moral character. -- Zing!
Another Indictment?
Special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald
early Wednesday went before a federal grand jury looking into the leak of
the identity of undercover CIA officer Valerie Plame.
Republican Shenanigans
Isn't This What Bush Did?
People who fraudulently obtain private phone records, often for moneymaking or criminal activities, would be subject to up to 20 years in prison under legislation passed by the House Tuesday.
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"How quickly things change. Easter was a week ago -- we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over." --Jay Leno
Subject: a pic for Lisa
Hi Lisa,
Thanks Bob! I like your "decimator in chief" better than my "deciderer-in-chief"!
Thank you for my very first standing ovation! I wish I could bat 1000 everyday!
Take care and don't catch those Iowa mumps!
Six Easy Ways to Get Better Gas Mileage A few simple suggestions to improve your fuel economy and give those Arab oil sheiks a swift kick in the pants. http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2006/06060426gasmileage.html Rock-The-Voter News
Katherine Harris Uncorked
In her latest official statement to the news media, U.S. Senate candidate Katherine Harris says she never removed the cork from the bottle. No wonder her campaign is not breathing.
Katherine Harris is the canary in the coal mine of the Republican Party. She will fail soon, and others are sure to follow. -- Zing!
Good News
'Giuliani Time' an Unflattering Film
The film, made for about $1.5 million, is set
to run at just one New York City theater for two weeks beginning May 12.
But Keating said he hopes the reception, and Giuliani's rising political
profile, will help it make its way onto screens around the country. A DVD
version is set for release next fall.
"Over the weekend, President Bush met with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. On leaving the meeting, both had the same comment: What'd he say?" --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Another One Bites The Dust
The head of the Small Business Administration,
criticized for his agency's handling of loans to aid recovery after the
9-11 attacks and last year's hurricanes, announced Tuesday that he was
stepping down.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
I was watching Mad Max on cable the other night. Remember that movie? It was where gas is so precious that people are killing each other for just a few gallons. It was set in the future. I think it was August. -- Jay Leno
It's About Time
The U.S. Army plans to charge a high ranking
officer in connection with the abuse of prisoners at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib
prison, The Washington Post and The New York Times reported on Wednesday,
quoting his lawyer.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Subject: Snow Job
hi, Lisa
Bush Finds Long Lost Son
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Odd News
A golden monkey holds her one-month baby while eating a strawberry at a zoo in Jinan, east China's Shandong Province April 5, 2006. The golden monkey is unique to China and is under top state protection. Photo by China Daily
Peace.
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