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Thursday edition - June 29, 2006
A sitting president can be sued thanks to Paula Jones. Let the lawsuits begin!
“President Bush is so angry at the New
York Times he said today he's not even going to pretend to read it anymore.”
-- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News String of Attacks Kill 12 in Iraq Washington Post Putin Orders Death for Killers of Russians in Iraq New York Times Japanese unmanned copter crashes in Iraq, no injuries Hindu, India Iran-Iraq war memories fuel Tehran vision Guardian Unlimited Grunt’s eye-view of Iraq war riveting Boston Herald Infant Returns to Iraq After Medical Care Houston Chronicle
“Major flooding struck all parts of the Federal Government. You know the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. And here's the sad part. They still don't know.” -- Jay Leno
Disturbing News
“Rush ‘Limpbaugh’ was detained -- for
more than three hours at the Palm Beach Airport after officials found a bottle
of Viagra in his possession with someone else's name on it. … How ironic is
that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they
try to arrest him.”-- Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Polish People Offended by Cartoonist -- How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The New York branch of the Polish American Congress
has just branded "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau a bigot.
“A powerful storm in Washington DC knocked over a 100-year-old elm tree on the White House lawn. Yeah, President Bush was not hurt, because he was playing in a different tree at the time.” -- Conan O’Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Jenna to Teach South of the Border
Jenna Bush , the nation's most famous public-school
teacher, is skipping the country and bidding a happy adios to the
young-Washington social scene she once ruled. Uh-oh, what do we do now?
Katherine Harris - Delusional or Typical Republican?
The claim was startling.
In the past, she has claimed the media doctored photos
of her, described a nonexistent plot to blow up a power grid in Indiana and
urged Florida scientists to treat citrus canker with a solution that turned out
to be water.
Katherine Harris Shakes her Booty
AND
It's not that Rush Limbaugh has a bogus prescription for Viagra that's troubling. That he needs it at all is inspiring. -- Grant Gerver
Biz-Tech News
Republicans Fail God
House Republicans failed Wednesday to advance a bill protecting the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Only a day earlier, the GOP had placed the measure on its "American Values Agenda" in hopes of bolstering the party's prospects in the fall election.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by
two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous
myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys
looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno Odd News
So lonely... : "Solitario George" (Lonely George), the last known alive giant tortoise of this species, native from the Pinta Island, is seen at the Galapagos National Park on Santa Cruz Island. For 40 years, the authorities of the park have been offering 10,000 US dollars to whomever finds a female for "Solitario George." (Photo/Rodrigo Buendia)
Peace.
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