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Thursday edition - June 29, 2006


Supreme Court blocks Bush, Gitmo war trials
Bradenton Herald,  United States - 6-29-06
WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that President Bush overstepped his authority in ordering military war crimes trials for Guantanamo Bay detainees ...
 

Bush accuses some Democrats of surrender on Iraq
Reuters - 6-29-06
President George W. Bush accused some Democrats on Wednesday of wanting to "wave the white flag of surrender" on Iraq, and vowed that American forces would stay until the mission was complete.

Bush's Graceland Pilgrimage
CBS News - 6-29-06
It’ll be a presidential first on Friday when President Bush accompanies Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi on a pilgrimage to Graceland, the estate in ...


 

A sitting president can be sued thanks to Paula Jones.  Let the lawsuits begin!

 


 

“President Bush is so angry at the New York Times he said today he's not even going to pretend to read it anymore.” -- Jay Leno
 


www.buckfush.com


 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 

 


 

“Major flooding struck all parts of the Federal Government. You know the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. And here's the sad part. They still don't know.” -- Jay Leno

 


Disturbing News


 

“Rush ‘Limpbaugh’ was detained -- for more than three hours at the Palm Beach Airport after officials found a bottle of Viagra in his possession with someone else's name on it. … How ironic is that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they try to arrest him.”-- Jay Leno
 


 


 

 

(Peter) King-Sized Menace
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Peter King and his ilk defy reason
When they call the
Times "guilty of treason."
They'd imprison some press
And they'd stifle the rest,
Cause the truth for such men has no season.

http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_29_06

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Polish People Offended by Cartoonist -- How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

The New York branch of the Polish American Congress has just branded "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau a bigot.
But Trudeau, whose often-controversial cartoon strip runs in more than 1,000 papers and on slate.com, isn't fazed by the group's
attempt this week to present him with a bogus certificate dubbing him an "Authentic Bigot."
 

 



 

“A powerful storm in Washington DC knocked over a 100-year-old elm tree on the White House lawn. Yeah, President Bush was not hurt, because he was playing in a different tree at the time.” -- Conan O’Brien

 


 


 

Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

Jenna to Teach South of the Border

 

Jenna Bush , the nation's most famous public-school teacher, is skipping the country and bidding a happy adios to the young-Washington social scene she once ruled. Uh-oh, what do we do now?

Friends say that the blond, younger-by-minutes First Twin has been quietly making plans over recent months to leave D.C. for a teaching job in Latin America, most likely around the end of summer.
 


 


 

Katherine Harris - Delusional or Typical Republican?

 

The claim was startling.

At a Republican dinner in Putnam County last weekend, Rep. Katherine Harris said some very unlikely people were supporting her campaign for U.S. Senate.

Harris said several House Democrats from Florida want her to defeat Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson this fall...But all seven House Democrats from Florida told the Orlando Sentinel they never expressed any support for Harris.

 

In the past, she has claimed the media doctored photos of her, described a nonexistent plot to blow up a power grid in Indiana and urged Florida scientists to treat citrus canker with a solution that turned out to be water.

More recently she has endured an exodus of staff members and has been linked to a defense contractor who pleaded guilty to bribing a former California congressman.

 


 

Katherine Harris Shakes her Booty

 

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http://www.thecanoodle.com/


 


 

 

It's not that Rush Limbaugh has a bogus prescription for Viagra that's troubling. That he needs it at all is inspiring. -- Grant Gerver

 

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

Biz-Tech News


 

Republicans Fail God

 

House Republicans failed Wednesday to advance a bill protecting the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Only a day earlier, the GOP had placed the measure on its "American Values Agenda" in hopes of bolstering the party's prospects in the fall election.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 


 

 

"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera

 


Go-F*ck-Yourself News


 

 


 

A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
 


Odd News


So lonely... : "Solitario George" (Lonely George), the last known alive giant tortoise of this species, native from the Pinta Island, is seen at the Galapagos National Park on Santa Cruz Island. For 40 years, the authorities of the park have been offering 10,000 US dollars to whomever finds a female for "Solitario George." (Photo/Rodrigo Buendia)

 

Peace.