Thursday edition - June 29, 2006

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Bush accuses some Democrats of surrender on Iraq |
Bush's Graceland Pilgrimage |
A sitting president can be sued thanks to Paula Jones. Let the lawsuits begin!
“President Bush is so angry at the New
York Times he said today he's not even going to pretend to read it anymore.”
-- Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
String of Attacks Kill 12 in Iraq Washington Post
Putin Orders Death for Killers of Russians in Iraq New York Times
Japanese unmanned copter crashes in Iraq, no injuries Hindu, India
Iran-Iraq war memories fuel Tehran vision Guardian Unlimited
Grunt’s eye-view of Iraq war riveting Boston Herald
Infant Returns to Iraq After Medical Care Houston Chronicle
“Major flooding struck all parts of the Federal Government. You know the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. And here's the sad part. They still don't know.” --
Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Execution came after late-night judicial drama Dickson Herald
“Rush ‘Limpbaugh’ was detained -- for
more than three hours at the Palm Beach Airport after officials found a bottle
of Viagra in his possession with someone else's name on it. … How ironic is
that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they
try to arrest him.”-- Jay Leno

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King-Sized Menace
Peter King and his ilk defy reason |
Republican Shenanigans
'Loose lips' kill Americans, top Republican says Reuters India
DOD seys it erred in classifying homosexuality as mental disorder Stars and Stripes, D.C.
Texas redistricting is upheld Detroit Free Press
Frist Blames CNN for Poor Republican Poll Numbers ProgressiveU.org
Polish People Offended by Cartoonist -- How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The New York branch of the Polish American Congress
has just branded "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau a bigot.
But Trudeau, whose often-controversial cartoon strip runs in more than 1,000
papers and on slate.com, isn't fazed by the group's
“A powerful storm in Washington DC knocked over a 100-year-old elm tree on the White House lawn. Yeah, President Bush was not hurt, because he was playing in a different tree at the time.” -- Conan O’Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Berkeley puts impeachment measure on fall ballot
Jenna to Teach South of the Border
Jenna Bush , the nation's most famous public-school
teacher, is skipping the country and bidding a happy adios to the
young-Washington social scene she once ruled. Uh-oh, what do we do now?
Friends say that the blond, younger-by-minutes First Twin has been quietly
making plans over recent months to leave D.C.
for a teaching job in Latin America, most likely around the end of summer.

Katherine Harris - Delusional or Typical Republican?
The claim was startling.
At a Republican dinner in Putnam County last weekend, Rep. Katherine Harris said
some very unlikely people were supporting her campaign for U.S. Senate.
Harris said several House Democrats from Florida want her to defeat Democratic
Sen. Bill Nelson this fall...But all seven House Democrats from Florida told the
Orlando Sentinel
they never expressed any support for Harris.
In the past, she has claimed the media doctored photos
of her, described a nonexistent plot to blow up a power grid in Indiana and
urged Florida scientists to treat citrus canker with a solution that turned out
to be water.
More recently she has endured an exodus of staff members and has been linked to
a defense contractor who pleaded guilty to bribing a former California
congressman.
Katherine Harris Shakes her Booty
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It's not that Rush Limbaugh has a bogus prescription for Viagra that's troubling. That he needs it at all is inspiring. -- Grant Gerver

Biz-Tech News
Oil Rises Above $73 on Unexpected US Gasoline Supply Drop Bloomberg
On the Radar: Halliburton Reuters
Microsoft Sued Over Anti-Piracy Software Tool E-Commerce Times
Senate panel rejects rules on Net access Boston Globe
Republicans Fail God
House Republicans failed Wednesday to advance a bill protecting the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Only a day earlier, the GOP had placed the measure on its "American Values Agenda"
in hopes of bolstering the party's prospects in the fall election.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Guantanamo Bay doctors under fire BBC News
Guantanamo prisoner buried Bangkok Post, Thailand
Guantanamo commander says prisoner defiance widespread JURIST

"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry."
--Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Grand Island totals costs for Cheney visit KHAS-TV, NE
Cheney visit brings group protest KHAS-TV, NE

A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by
two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous
myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys
looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
Odd News

So lonely... : "Solitario George" (Lonely George), the last known alive giant tortoise of this species, native from the Pinta Island, is seen at the Galapagos National Park on Santa Cruz Island. For 40 years, the authorities of the park have been offering 10,000 US dollars to whomever finds a female for "Solitario George." (Photo/Rodrigo Buendia)
Peace.