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Wednesday edition - July 2, 2008
Have you hugged your Flag pin today? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Military Voters Switch
Five years into an unpopular war in Iraq, many US military voters are eschewing their traditional Republican ties to support Democrat Barack Obama for president against John McCain
Disturbing News
McCain Going To Colombia and Mexico
Republican John McCain
planned to tour a Colombian port by boat Wednesday to get a firsthand look at
the country's drug interdiction programs, a day after he praised President
Alvaro Uribe for Colombia's anti-drug efforts but pressed him to improve the
government's record on human rights.
Republican-Shenanigans News
PTSD?
Notably mild-mannered
Republican Sen. Thad Cochran shocked many earlier this year with comments about
John McCain's volatile temper. .."But I saw some kind of quick movement at the
bottom of the table and I looked down there and John had reached over and
grabbed this guy by the shirt collar and had snatched him up like he was
throwing him up out of the chair to tell him what he thought about him or
whatever. I don't know what he was telling him but I thought, good grief,
everybody around here has got guns and we were there on a diplomatic mission. I
don't know what had happened to provoke John
but he
obviously got mad at the guy and he just reached over there and snatched him."
“Barack Obama’s staff and John McCain’s staff are busy now negotiating when the presidential debates will take place. … Yeah, Obama wants them to be in September, and McCain wants them to be after his nap, but before ‘Wheel of Fortune.’” - Conan O’Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Voters cool to Michelle Obama, unfamiliar with Cindy McCain
Biz-Tech News
Starbucks is closing 600 of its stores, forcing patrons to walk half a block to another Starbucks. - Laughlines
Eureka!
Oscar Stohler was raised in
a sod house in western North Dakota and ranched there for nearly seven decades.
He never gave much thought to what lay below the grass that fattened his cattle.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
The National Bartenders Association reported Tuesday that tips at the bar were down thirty percent last month. You don't have to impress a woman in a bar by flashing your cash. Women today won't go home with you unless they see your gas gauge. - Argus Hamilton
Lithuania?
The Pentagon said Tuesday that Lithuania would be a "good alternative" to Poland as the site for a U.S. missile defense base if negotiations with the Poles fail.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Whatever made our great nation think that a failed businessman would make a great president?
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An outbreak
of blue-green algae is seen on the coastline of Qingdao, the host city for
sailing events at the 2008 Olympic Games, in eastern China's Shandong province
Tuesday June 24, 2008. The Qingdao government has organized 400 boats and 3000
people to help remove the algae after Olympic organizers ordered a cleanup.
Experts say the algae is a result of climate change, and recent heavy rains in
southern China, according to the Xinhua news agency.
Peace.
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