Tuesday edition - June 10, 2008

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Obama Blasts McCain On The Economy
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Bush Orders Contractors to Vet Status of Workers |
Rep. Kucinich calls for Bush impeachment |
"Barack Obama says he’s now looking for a new church, preferably one where the religious order has to take a vow of silence.”- Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Bomb kills head of Saddam Hussein's tribe The Associated Press
Bush administration says it may not get Iraq deal this year The Associated Press
We're Number 1!
A computer designed to
run virtual tests of U.S. nuclear weapons
will be the world's fastest, making 1,000 trillion calculations per second,
the U.S. Department of Energy said on Monday.
FOXNews’ E.D. Hill On Obama’s Fist Bump: “A Terrorist Fist Jab?”
Disturbing News

We're Building Military Bases Over There, So We Don't Have To Build Them Here
Iraqi lawmakers say the
U.S. is
demanding 58 bases as part of a proposed "status of forces" agreement that
will allow U.S. troops to remain in the country indefinitely.
"McCain’s doctor said Senator McCain is decades younger than his age. … But then, so is President Bush,” who “is, what, in his early 60s? But he has the mind of a 12-year-old.” - Jay Leno

Republican-Shenanigans News
Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones Offer Clinton Tales for $1.99 Over ... FOXNews
EU summit is Bush's first stop in last Europe trip The Associated Press
Bush Meets Slovenian President Voice of America
Abramoff Had White House Juice, Report Says Washington Post
McCain questions Obama VP advisor links to Countrywide
"Well, remember Senator Larry Craig, everybody remember Senator Larry Craig? He's ... written his memoir. Yup. And guess what, he's having a book signing at the Barnes & Noble men's room. So get there" --David Letterman
Slovenia Fights Over Laura Bush
President
Bush's visit to Slovenia touched off a protocol debate: Who was more fit or
entitled to accompany first lady Laura Bush: the prime minister's fiancee, or
the president's wife?
The squabble became a public dispute between the two Slovene leaders.

Rock-The-Voter News
To unite nation, Obama must first unite his party San Jose Mercury News
Obama hits McCain on economy, trying to tap into voter anxiety International Herald Tribune
Reid meets with 2 members of Obama's vetting team
"I endorse him, and throw my full support behind him. And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me" - Hillary Clinton

"For all his talk about independence, the centerpiece of John McCain's economic plan amounts to a full-throated endorsement of George Bush's policies" - Barack Obama
Biz-Tech News
Oil eases as gas rises to new high CNNMoney.com
Corn Deluged by Iowa, Illinois Rain Cuts Yields, Boosts Prices Bloomberg
McDonalds' cans tomatoes after salmonella scare New York Daily News
Social Security debit card due Detroit Free Press
Apple unveils faster, much cheaper iPhone San Jose Mercury News
Auditor blames FBI's systems for immigration delay The Associated Press
CIA Leak Update
Scott McClellan, the former presidential spokesman whose memoir says Vice President Dick Cheney may have misled him about the leak of a CIA agent's identity, has agreed to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.

Let The Games Begin...Oops, They Already Have!
John McCain tells NBC's Brian Williams that while Obama might criticize him for representing a third Bush term, Obama seems to be running for a second Carter term.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
'Beyond the Law' Series Looks at Bush Administration's Guantanamo ... Editor & Publisher
Katherine Harris Book

Jamie Miller, who did time
as Katherine Harris' campaign manager during her stunningly bad, wildly
entertaining bid for U.S. Senate,
says he's writing a book about the experience.
Tentatively titled "Katherine Harris vs. Katherine Harris: The Rise and Fall of
a Political Icon," it's almost half-written said Miller, a former executive
director of the Republican Party of Florida. It'll trace Harris' career from a
little known state legislator to Secretary of State to member of Congress to the
now infamous 2006 senate campaign.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Cheney came, raised money and left Pioneer Press, MN

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Odd News
Antarctica base gets 16500 condoms before darkness Reuters India

A silverback
male gorilla, named 'Kelly' is fed a vegetarian diet prepared by 10 top Los
Angeles Chefs as a preview for the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association 'Beastly
Ball,'at the Los Angeles Zoo on Thursday, June 5, 2008. The Beastly Ball being
held June 14th is the main fund-raiser held by GLAZA, a private, non-profit
organization that raises money for the city-owned Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical
Gardens.
Photo/Damian Dovarganes
Peace.