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Tuesday edition - June 10, 2008
"Barack Obama says he’s now looking for a new church, preferably one where the religious order has to take a vow of silence.”- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
We're Number 1!
A computer designed to
run virtual tests of U.S. nuclear weapons
will be the world's fastest, making 1,000 trillion calculations per second,
the U.S. Department of Energy said on Monday.
FOXNews’ E.D. Hill On Obama’s Fist Bump: “A Terrorist Fist Jab?”
Disturbing News
We're Building Military Bases Over There, So We Don't Have To Build Them Here
Iraqi lawmakers say the
U.S. is
demanding 58 bases as part of a proposed "status of forces" agreement that
will allow U.S. troops to remain in the country indefinitely.
"McCain’s doctor said Senator McCain is decades younger than his age. … But then, so is President Bush,” who “is, what, in his early 60s? But he has the mind of a 12-year-old.” - Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Well, remember Senator Larry Craig, everybody remember Senator Larry Craig? He's ... written his memoir. Yup. And guess what, he's having a book signing at the Barnes & Noble men's room. So get there" --David Letterman
Slovenia Fights Over Laura Bush
President
Bush's visit to Slovenia touched off a protocol debate: Who was more fit or
entitled to accompany first lady Laura Bush: the prime minister's fiancee, or
the president's wife?
Rock-The-Voter News
"I endorse him, and throw my full support behind him. And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me" - Hillary Clinton
"For all his talk about independence, the centerpiece of John McCain's economic plan amounts to a full-throated endorsement of George Bush's policies" - Barack Obama
Biz-Tech News
CIA Leak Update
Scott McClellan, the former presidential spokesman whose memoir says Vice President Dick Cheney may have misled him about the leak of a CIA agent's identity, has agreed to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.
Let The Games Begin...Oops, They Already Have!
John McCain tells NBC's Brian Williams that while Obama might criticize him for representing a third Bush term, Obama seems to be running for a second Carter term.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Katherine Harris Book
Jamie Miller, who did time
as Katherine Harris' campaign manager during her stunningly bad, wildly
entertaining bid for U.S. Senate,
says he's writing a book about the experience.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
A silverback
male gorilla, named 'Kelly' is fed a vegetarian diet prepared by 10 top Los
Angeles Chefs as a preview for the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association 'Beastly
Ball,'at the Los Angeles Zoo on Thursday, June 5, 2008. The Beastly Ball being
held June 14th is the main fund-raiser held by GLAZA, a private, non-profit
organization that raises money for the city-owned Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical
Gardens.
Peace.
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