Tuesday edition - June 10, 2008

 

 

Obama Blasts McCain On The Economy
U.S. News & World Report, DC - 6-10-08
Barack Obama sharply attacked Sen. John McCain's economic proposals, seeking to tie then to Bush Administration's policies.

 

Bush Orders Contractors to Vet Status of Workers
New York Times, United States - 6-10-08
By JULIA PRESTON President Bush has ordered federal contractors to participate in the Department of Homeland Security’s electronic system for verifying the

Rep. Kucinich calls for Bush impeachment
Reuters -6-10-08
Kucinich, an outspoken Iraq war critic who has consistently voted against funding the war and led anti-war efforts in Congress, offered a resolution to


 

"Barack Obama says he’s now looking for a new church, preferably one where the religious order has to take a vow of silence.”- Jay Leno

 



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

 


We're Number 1!

 

 A computer designed to run virtual tests of U.S. nuclear weapons will be the world's fastest, making 1,000 trillion calculations per second, the U.S. Department of Energy said on Monday.
 


 

FOXNews’ E.D. Hill On Obama’s Fist Bump: “A Terrorist Fist Jab?”

 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


We're Building Military Bases Over There, So We Don't Have To Build Them Here

 

Iraqi lawmakers say the U.S. is demanding 58 bases as part of a proposed "status of forces" agreement that will allow U.S. troops to remain in the country indefinitely.
 


 

"McCain’s doctor said Senator McCain is decades younger than his age. … But then, so is President Bush,” who “is, what, in his early 60s? But he has the mind of a 12-year-old.” - Jay Leno

 

 


 

 

 

 


 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Well, remember Senator Larry Craig, everybody remember Senator Larry Craig? He's ... written his memoir. Yup. And guess what, he's having a book signing at the Barnes & Noble men's room. So get there" --David Letterman

 


Slovenia Fights Over Laura Bush

 

President Bush's visit to Slovenia touched off a protocol debate: Who was more fit or entitled to accompany first lady Laura Bush: the prime minister's fiancee, or the president's wife?

The squabble became a public dispute between the two Slovene leaders.
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"I endorse him, and throw my full support behind him. And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me" - Hillary Clinton

 


 

 

 


 

"For all his talk about independence, the centerpiece of John McCain's economic plan amounts to a full-throated endorsement of George Bush's policies" - Barack Obama

 


 


Biz-Tech News


CIA Leak Update

 

Scott McClellan, the former presidential spokesman whose memoir says Vice President Dick Cheney may have misled him about the leak of a CIA agent's identity, has agreed to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.

 


 

 


Let The Games Begin...Oops, They Already Have!

 

John McCain tells NBC's Brian Williams that while Obama might criticize him for representing a third Bush term, Obama seems to be running for a second Carter term.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Katherine Harris Book

 

 

Jamie Miller, who did time as Katherine Harris' campaign manager during her stunningly bad, wildly entertaining bid for U.S. Senate, says he's writing a book about the experience.

Tentatively titled "Katherine Harris vs. Katherine Harris: The Rise and Fall of a Political Icon," it's almost half-written said Miller, a former executive director of the Republican Party of Florida. It'll trace Harris' career from a little known state legislator to Secretary of State to member of Congress to the now infamous 2006 senate campaign.

 


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A silverback male gorilla, named 'Kelly' is fed a vegetarian diet prepared by 10 top Los Angeles Chefs as a preview for the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association 'Beastly Ball,'at the Los Angeles Zoo on Thursday, June 5, 2008. The Beastly Ball being held June 14th is the main fund-raiser held by GLAZA, a private, non-profit organization that raises money for the city-owned Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens.
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