Wednesday edition - September 23, 2009



Georgia congressman: Wilson's outburst 'carefully calculated'

CNN - 9-23-09

 Rep. Hank Johnson is standing by his comments that Rep. Joe Wilson's "You lie!" outburst at President Obama "instigated more racist sentiment" and could lead to a resurgence of the Ku Klux Klan.

Poll: Public pessimistic about Afghanistan - 9-23-09
WASHINGTON - As President Barack Obama weighs sending more US troops to Afghanistan, the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll finds that

McCain blasts 'disconnect' between WH and military leaders

CNN - 9-23-09

Sen. John McCain questioned the Obama administration's approach in Afghanistan Tuesday, saying he has never seen such a "disconnect" between the White House and leaders of the U.S. military.


"President Obama is on our program tonight. I'm in a great mood because the President is here tonight. I underwent three hours of frisking. Whooo!" --David Letterman




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"We were never able to get President Bush on the show when he was president. President Bush was always too busy not working so he couldn't come through here.'" --David Letterman


Bush Presidential Library Update


The judge who has presided over a high-profile lawsuit against Southern Methodist University for years has suddenly withdrawn from the case, bringing a temporary halt to all proceedings.

State District Judge Martin Hoffman voluntarily recused himself Friday, taking himself out of the picture immediately. The reason was not clear from a motion he filed with the court.

But the implications for the case itself – which has indirect ramifications for the George W. Bush Presidential Library at SMU – were fairly obvious: It no longer seems to be on the verge of ending.


Disturbing News

Ruined Political Career? Then Talk Radio Is For You!



Former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley began his new career on a Florida political talk radio, three years after a lurid scandal ruined his congressional career.

"Inside the Mind of Mark Foley" debuted Tuesday evening on WSVU 960am out of North Palm Beach.




"Speaking of President Bush, did you see him last night at the big football game? It was the Giants and Cowboys down there in Texas. And President Bush did the coin toss at the start of the game. Now here's a bit of trivia. The coin that they used to start the game was the same coin that the Supreme Court tossed that won Bush the election." --David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News




"A woman from Alabama won a dinner with Sarah Palin on eBay. It cost $63,000. Palin says she'll take the woman out to a restaurant of her choice and leave after the appetizers." --Jimmy Fallon




Today’s the first day of autumn although Sarah Palin said today the dying leaves are because of Obama’s healthcare plan. - Jay Leno

The Non-Soul Mate Is Writing A Book


 Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is writing a book.

Sanford has sold the rights to her "inspirational memoir" to Ballantine Books, a division of Random House, the publisher told CNN Tuesday. The memoir is slated for release in May 2010.

Rock-The-Voter News



"Well, more problems for Democratic sleazeball John Edwards. The campaign official who claimed he fathered the child of Edwards' mistress is now writing a book where he says Edwards is the real father. And to make matters worse, it turns out Acorn already registered the baby to vote." --Jay Leno





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"I'm happy to say that once again, 'The Late Show,' we were nominated this year, in an unusual category. We were right between Governor Sanford's meltdown and the 'You lie!' guy." --David Letterman





Chrysler just announced that it will no longer put owner’s manuals in their cars. Not only that, Chrysler has pretty much given up on putting owners in their cars.- Conan O'Brien


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Barack Obama has been working hard to push his healthcare proposal. Obama still wants the bill to be bipartisan, but he’s a realist, and given the near unanimous Republican opposition he’s facing, now says he’d be satisfied if the bill was just bicurious. - Jimmy Kimmel


Go-F**k-Yourself News





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Odd News

To Help You Deflate Photo



This July 30, 2009 picture provided by the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration shows scientists and a giant squid hauled up that night in a trawl that had been pulled 1,500 feet below the surface of the Gulf of Mexico on the NOAA research vessel Gordon Gunter. From left to right are Melody Baran of the NOAA Fisheries Service, Jessi Wicker of NOAA and the University of Miami, Keith Mullen of NOAA Fisheries Service, Anthony Martinez of NOAA Fisheries Service, Alyson Azzara of Southern Mississippi University, and Kevin Barry of NOAA Fisheries Service. Martinez, a marine mammal specialist, was lead scientist on the research cruise. It's the first giant squid ever caught in the gulf - the only other taken from those waters was found dead and floating in 1954. Scientists were making practice trawls for a study planned in January of sperm whales, which eat giant squid, and the food available to them.
Photo/National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration





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