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Tuesday edition - July 19, 2011




Republicans expected to scupper Obama's plans for taxing the rich
Republican Congressmen are set to offer a plan that dramatically cuts Washington's spending, rules out any tax increases, and calls for a balanced-budget amendment to the US Constitution that would require the government to not spend more than it takes

Is Piers Morgan connected to phone-hacking scandal?
NEW YORK (TheWrap) - Is CNN's Piers Morgan the next to fall in the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal? CNN, which has given the scandal plenty of play, is starting to face questions about its treatment of allegations implicating its own...

 Police: Phone-hacking whistleblower found dead

Police say Sean Hoare, the whistleblower reporter who alleged widespread hacking at the News of the World, has been found dead.
Police said Hoare's death at his home in England was not considered to be suspicious, according to Britain's Press Association news agency.


Read my lips, no new taxes: We read George H W Bush's lips when he said that as a campaign promise in 1988. He broke the promise and Bill Clinton rode that pony to the White House. The difference now is that Americans want to tax the rich. The Republican's greed thankfully make them really stupid. Look at Rupert Murdoch.


Ann Coulter canceled her appearance on Piers Morgan’s show at the last minute and now she’s banned her for life. I know, I was also like, “I don’t care.” - Craig Ferguson



President Obama says he will not give in on the debt ceiling even if it costs him his presidency. Well, that should make the Republicans fold.- Jay Leno


Republican Shenanigans

Round and Round it Goes, Where It Stops, Nobody Knows



Defying a White House veto threat, US lawmakers vote Tuesday on a "Tea Party"-backed plan requiring draconian cuts in government spending as the price to avert a ruinous early August debt default.



Now that the social network 'Google +' has arrived expressly to try and destroy Facebook and Twitter the way Facebook and Twitter blew away MySpace right after MySpace obliterated Friendster the Internet must admit that it doesn't really understand the concept of 'friendship.'" –Bill Maher



A Rotten Tomato Is A Rotten Tomato On Rotten Tomato


"It's all Katie Couric's fault, oh, and yeah, the lame stream media."


Sarah Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers and magazines she reads, said "'all of them". So surely the hockey mom and former Vice Presidential candidate knows of a positive review "The Undefeated" has scored, but film review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes can't. As of Monday afternoon, the bio-pic about Palin has scored a humiliating 0% among critics.

Rock-The-Voter News

Healthcare Provider Profits


UnitedHealth Group Inc. said Tuesday its second-quarter earnings rose 13 percent, as enrollment gains helped fuel revenue growth in several categories and consumers continued to moderate their health system use.





There’s a move to divide California into two states: the state of poverty and the state of bankruptcy. - Jay Leno


Business News





"According to a survey by Charles Schwab, 16 percent of teenagers expect their parents to help them financially forever. I believe they're called 'philosophy majors.'" –Jay Leno


CYA And Rupert's Too!


News Corp independent directors are fully behind Rupert Murdoch, a board member told Reuters on Monday, as his iron grip on his vast media empire came under question because of the hacking scandal that already has consumed his London newspaper company.





"I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country." –Bill Maher



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