February 13,  2004  TGIF!

Bush's loss of flying status should have spurred probe

By Walter V. Robinson and Francie Latour, Globe Staff, 2/12/2004

President Bush's August 1972 suspension from flight status in the Texas Air National Guard -- triggered by his failure to take a required annual flight physical -- should have prompted an investigation by his commander, a written acknowledgement by Bush, and perhaps a written report to senior Air Force officials, according to Air Force regulations in effect at the time…



 MEMPHIS – Two members of the Air National Guard unit that President George W. Bush allegedly served with as a young Guard flyer in 1972 had been told to expect him and were on the lookout for him. He never showed, however; of that both Bob Mintz and Paul Bishop are certain....

Bush's Duty, and Privilege

By BOB HERBERT New York Times 2-13-04

…Mr. Bush favored the war in Vietnam, but he had the necessary clout to ensure that he wouldn't have to serve there. He entered the Texas Air National Guard at the height of the war in 1968 by leaping ahead of 500 other applicants who were on a waiting list….


The longer Bush doesn't provide his records, the better it will be for the Democratic candidate.  Thank God the press is finally doing it's job.


"There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots."
-David Letterman

Graphic by BH48

"The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election." -Jay Leno

Have you been to EvilGOPBastards lately?


Odd News


Rabbi Urges Pig Fat on Buses to Stop Bombers

Reuters - 2-13-04

A prominent Israeli rabbi has proposed hanging bags of pig fat in buses to deter Muslim suicide bombers who may want to avoid contact with an "unclean" animal, an Israeli official said on Thursday.



Teacher Asks Student to Pose in Boxers

AP - Thu Feb 12, 8:13 PM ET

HOUSTON — A high school art teacher who asked a student to pose for classmates wearing only boxer shorts has been suspended.


Many Schools Ban Valentine Deliveries

AP - 2-13-04

Many high school students in South Carolina will have to say "I love you" on their own time. A growing number of high schools in the state are banning Valentine's Day gift deliveries during school hours.


Billboards Target Christian Porn Addicts

Thu Feb 12, 2:21 PM ET

Chocolates are always nice, and a diamond necklace would be delightful. But a Dallas-based ministry thinks it has a better idea for


Australia wins first environmental booby prize


Australia was awarded the first booby prize for environmental protection by the conservation group Greenpeace.



George W. Bush's Lost Year in 1972 Alabama

BIRMINGHAM, Ala., Feb. 2 (PS) — The result of an investigation into George W. Bush's lost year in 1972 reveals a cocky privileged son who used his family connections to avoid military service in Vietnam and spend seven months in Alabama partying. He clearly skipped out on National Guard duty and avoided a mandatory drug test, all while learning the politics of "dirty tricks," deception and coded racism in the land of George Wallace...




Graphic by Kim


"President Bush says that he can't find any of his National Guard records from the 70s. Oh sure, but he's got no problem finding photos of John Kerry with Jane Fonda from the 70s." -David Letterman



Subject: new term for drug store cowboys

In the west we have a term that has been around a long time, similar to allhatnocattle but we refer to them as transwestites.. Like the tranvestites they change clothes and automatically they are cowboys..


Hahah...any way you say it, Bush is the Connecticut Cowboy.


More Bush News

Dentist Doesn't Remember Treating Bush
Kansas City Star (subscription), MO - 2-13-04
... unit said in interviews they don't remember ... Nor does the dentist specifically recall
treating Bush ... one of them told The Associated Press…

The Real Man


Published: February 13, 2004

To understand why questions about George Bush's time in the National Guard are legitimate, all you have to do is look at the federal budget published last week. No, not the lies, damned lies and statistics — the pictures…

Do As I Say

Bush's empty nuke-proliferation rhetoric.
Slate - 2-13-04

The premise of Bush's plan—which he outlined on Wednesday in a speech at the National Defense University—is that there's a fatal flaw in the 34-year-old NPT. He's right about this. Under Article 6, nations that refrain from producing nuclear weapons will receive assistance in obtaining the fuel for nuclear power plants. The loophole—which Iran, North Korea, and possibly others have exploited—is that, with the right knowledge and hardware, a nation can enrich or reprocess this fuel into weapons-grade uranium. It takes a lot of effort, money, and time, but it can be done.

Under pressure, Bush releases information about arrests

Thu Feb 12, 1:34 PM ET

HARRISBURG, United States (AFP) - The White House released details of President George W. Bush's arrests and traffic violations as a young man amid questions about his military service at the height of the Vietnam War.

Spokesman Scott McClellan revealed the information because of questions stemming from the fact that they were blacked out on National Guard forms given to US media, sparking more questions about Bush's actions 30 years ago....

Poll: Public's Trust In Bush Dips To Lowest Point
NBC30.com, CT - 2-13-04
... Do you think President George W. Bush is ... A tracking poll by the National Annenberg
Election Survey found that Bush's overall job approval ...

Senate Panel to Review Bush Info on Iraq - Guardian

Concerns raised in Neil Bush deal

HISD vote today on funding offer

Copyright 2004 Houston Chronicle

Neil Bush's involvement in raising money for an HISD charitable foundation to help buy his company's educational software raises serious legal and ethical concerns, experts say.

The head of a national watchdog group described it as "self-dealing" and characterized the agreement as pushing "the border of legality." ….

Finally, close scrutiny of the Bushes by the major media...now if the cable channels would just stop covering Michael Jackson!

Vice President Wesley Clark has a nice ring to it

Kerry gets Clark's nod
Wisconsin State Journal, WI - 2-13-04
Wesley Clark is saluting Sen ... Kerry spent his second straight day off ... Dean's campaign
manager discounted the reported Clark ... just because a labor leader endorses ...




I've been reading about the search within the Alabama Air National Guard for anyone who saw George W Bush during 1972-73. So far the search has come up empty. So far they've interviewed supervisors and personal of the maintenance squadron, the supply squadron, headquarters staff, flight safety and flight operations center. I believe they're asking the wrong people If ANYONE would have seen GWB, it would the bartenders at the officer's club.


Hahha...I have been trying to think of a toon along that same line!!  It is amazing that no one remembers serving with Bush in Alabama. I am even more amazed that Dubya hasn't paid someone to lie.


Disturbing News


Two Dozen Military Women Report Rapes On Texas Air Force Base

POSTED: 8:00 a.m. EST February 13, 2004

WICHITA FALLS, Texas -- The Air Force is sending an official to Sheppard Air Force Base in Texas -- to investigate about two dozen reported rapes involving military women in the past year.


U.S. Trade Gap Widens More Than Expected

…The monthly trade gap hit a near-record $42.5 billion, well above a median analyst forecast for $40.0 billion. The December figures pushed the 2003 trade shortfall to a record $489.4 billion, up 17 percent from the prior year.


Soldier Accused of Trying to Aid al-Qaida

AP - Fri Feb 13, 3:05 AM ET

A National Guardsman was arrested Thursday and accused of trying to provide information to the al-Qaida terrorist network, the Army said.


"The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972 and 1973, Bush received credit for nine days of active National Guard service. The traditional term of service then and now for the National Guard is one weekend a month and two full weeks a year, meaning that Bush's nine-day stint qualifies him only for the National Guard's National Guard. That's the National Guard's National Guard, an Army of None." -
Jon Stewart





Let us never forget this picture of Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein.  Nor should we forget that Ronald Reagan and vice president George H W Bush gave Saddam the Weapons of Mass Destruction via Rumsfeld.




Subject: WAR president






Just had to get that off my breast...uh sorry I meant chest *wink*



You hit the nail on the head! AHNC is here for you to get things off your breast...errr...chest!


Subject: Yesterday's picture

Hi Lisa,
Love your site. The Peace picture on the 12th is nice, but it's also not real, it's a composite.
Sorry, but this link describes it.



Thanks for writing Luke!  It is still a cool picture...I will correct the cut line though. 
AHNC viewers are sure on top of things!

More Questions for President Bush

· why do you insist on bringing America to her knees?

· Do you think that it is right for you to select the panel members that are
supposed to investigate your actions on "wmds"?

· Were any of the guys you jumped over to get into the National
Guard killed in Viet Nam?

· After receiving several hundred thousand dollars worth of flight training at
taxpayers' expense, you decided not to take your flight physical in 1972, lost
your flight status, and never flew again for the Guard. Why did you refuse to
take your physical? Is it a coincidence that 1972 was the year that the U.S.
military started performing random drug tests during physical exams?

· why martha stewart and not ken lay???

· Two questions: In your No Child Left Behind Act your plan is to eliminate
funding for schools who have students who fall behind. Isn't this just the
opposite of what needs to be done? Shouldn't more money be provided to get more
teachers who do a better job and or to reduce the class size and the child to
teacher ratio?

Will you debate the Democratic challenger one on one?

· Where does "The buck stop"?

· have you ever had sexual relations with janet jackson or justin timberlake?

· Sucka, what you been puttin' up YOUR nose?

· What the hell is up with your criminal family? What are you getting out of
running the nation? When you say "I will be re-elected", when were you ever
elected? Last I heard, you were APPOINTED. And lastly, where do you get the
good pot at? Ashcroft & Co. have been shutting down the cannabis clubs all over
the California Bay Area, so it can't be there... Seems like you're smoking a
lot of it... since you can't remember a damn thing whether it be what you said
about WMD's and Saddam or your service in the Guard!!!

· Mr. President, when you told Tim Russert you knew that Saddam had "weapons" are
you now leaving out the words "of mass destruction" in order to include pointy

· Back to your TANG days, why didn't you show up for that physical exam to retain
your flight status in 1972? Were you worried about the blood test?

· As you attempt to win your first presidential election, do you honestly believe
a President Gore would have come close to duplicating your performance and
earned a place in history as the biggest single mistake this country has ever

· do you have any information on capital punishment

· Why do you place corporate profits above environmental protections?

· Mr. Bush, do you think you have done enough damage to the public trust to
warrant impeachment??
Clinton only was involved with a blow job, while your completely f*cking the
country over.

· How do you sleep at night you murdering pig?

· We all know that you lied to us about iraq, medicare and prescription drugs. If
it was so improtant to lie to us, what is it that you are afraid of ??
oh I know --THE TRUTH

· who are you going to blame and what new lies are you going to say when you find
out that you cannot buy your way in to the white house in november ???

· are you really the idiot you appear to be?

· What are you so afraid of that the 9/11 commission will reveal about you and
your administration?

· Would YOU go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?
· What is your IQ?

· What day will you capture Osama Bin Laden to help your re-election effort? We
know you know where he is.

· was your daddy your cocaine connection as head of the CIA or did you have to buy
on the streets?

· are you really the idiot you appear to be?

Thank you all for the great questions.



Breast Or Obtuse Bush (BOOB)

Breast, sooo obsessed!
Repressed Michael Powell, cried foul!
Expressed shock, sooo much schlock!
Arrest, others did attest!
Stressed at the sight, moral blight?
Transgressed, the righteous could not rest!

Obsessed, they become possessed!
Request, national protest!

Wrest, with the breast undressed!
Mental test, for those distressed by breast?
Digressed the breast, from oval office pest!
Suggest, forget the breast, best look for terrorist - not half a chest undressed quest with such zest!

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