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Tuesday edition - December 16, 2008
"Five years ago...they captured Saddam Hussein. Captured Saddam Hussein. Yeah. You know who gets a really big kick out of that? ... Bin Laden. He just thinks that's the funniest thing" --David Letterman
Graphic by Mel
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
How Bush Spent $904 Billion
U.S. military operations, including the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, have cost $904 billion since 2001 and could top $1.7 trillion by 2018, even with big cuts in overseas troop deployments, a report said on Monday.
"Prosecutors said Tuesday there is no evidence that Barack Obama was involved in
the Blagojevich scandal. Or, as Fox News reported it, 'Is Barack Obama involved
in the Blagojevich scandal?'" --Amy Poehler
Disturbing News Colin Powell vs Rush Limbaugh
Colin Powell, in a lengthy interview with Fareed Zakaria on CNN, questioned whether the Republican Party had a future if it continued listening to and taking its cues from right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh. Powell said that figures such as Limbaugh appeal to Republicans' lesser instincts, suggesting that's not the kind of party that the GOP wants to be.
Email: Subject: the Bush/Iraq legacy - "Waved off With Wingtips"
Greeted with "flowers and
cheers", invited to leave with "Florsheims and jeers".
Thanks Pudge!
I love another description of that event -- shoe-i-cide.
"This is what politicians do whenever they get in trouble. Early this morning, embattled Illinois Governor Rod Bla-son-of-a-bitch -- is that his name? -- I keep saying it wrong. ... Well, they always do this. He invited several ministers into his home this morning. Well, first, he prayed with them. And then, you know, out of force of habit, he tried to take up a collection." --Jay Leno
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Republican-Shenanigans News
"President
Bush's term is winding down, and all these articles are coming out, very strange
articles about him. According to an article that just came out in a fitness
magazine ... the president often rides a stationary bike on-board Air Force One.
That's true. Advisors say he pedals really hard because he thinks he's powering
the plane." --Conan O'Brien More U.S. Missile Strikes In Pakistan
A suspected
U.S. missile strike killed two people in Pakistan near the Afghan border,
officials and a witness said Tuesday, as two prominent U.S. senators visited
Islamabad amid flaring tensions over the Mumbai attacks in India. Rock-The-Voter News
"Illinois, where our governors make our license plates"
After weeks trying to find a
suitable replacement for the departing Alan Colmes, Sean Hannity will go it
alone.
New Rule: All reporters must attend press conferences shoeless.- Zing!
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Biz-Tech News
A car czar. What democracy has a czar?- Jay Leno
As unemployment
rises painfully higher and nest eggs are shattered, the Federal Reserve is
prepared to slash a key interest rate — perhaps to an all-time low — in a
desperate bid to stem the country's economic slide. Bush-Prison-Torture News
Russian Warships Heading to Cuba
Russian warships will visit
U.S. foe Cuba
for the first time since the Soviet era, the navy said Monday.
Oh the audacity of it all: some ungrateful Iraqi journalist throwing a shoe at Bush. God, what a waste of a perfectly good shoe. - Grant Gerver
Cheney Compliments Obama
Vice President Dick Cheney is calling President-elect Barack Obama's national security lineup "a pretty good team."
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
In a
photograph provided by the Belgrade Zoo shows two rare white lion cubs born this
week. Staff at Belgrade Zoo showed off two white lion cubs to the public on
Sunday, the first of their rare species to be born here.
Peace.
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