TGIF/Weekend edition - August 7-9, 2009

 

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Palin-signed Xbox gets million-dollar eBay bid
Anchorage Daily News - ‎8-6-09
Edmonton Journal, Canada: A Canadian who is selling a Sarah Palin-signed Xbox 360 video game system on eBay said he drove three days up the Alaska Highway

 

Sotomayor's swearing in to court set for Saturday
The Associated Press - 8-7-09‎
WASHINGTON - When Sonia Sotomayor is sworn in Saturday to the Supreme Court, she'll be able to claim two firsts: first Hispanic justice and first high court member to have her oath-taking made available to TV cameras.

Bill Clinton 'profoundly honored' to help secure release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea
New York Daily News - 8-7-09
Bill Clinton played it aw-shucks humble on Thursday as he gave his first personal account of his dramatic rescue of two jailed journalists...


 

"I want to say happy birthday today to Barack Obama. The President just turned 48 years old, if he was ever really born, that is." --Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

 


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"The Pentagon's concerned that Facebook could pose a security risk to U.S. military personnel. Yeah, because apparently, there's no telling what al Qaeda could do if it knows what a soldier's five favorite romantic comedies are." --Conan O'Brien

 



 

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"Former President Bill Clinton yesterday flew behind North Korea's iron deficiency curtain and secured the release the two journalists. No guns, no bloodshed, just a silk suit, raspy southern charm and, based on personal experience, a hint, just a touch, of P. Diddy's 'Unforgivable.'" --Jon Stewart
 


 

 


 

 

 


 

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"Meanwhile, also this morning, Former President Bush rescued two purple stars from his Lucky Charms." --Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Yesterday, Senator John McCain announced he's going to vote against the confirmation of Sonia Sotomayor. However, McCain did say he thought she was great in 'West Side Story.'" --Conan O'Brien
 


 


 

 


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"This is something. Because of the economy, the Postal Service is being forced to close several hundred post offices around the country. … The Postal Service is facing a $7 billion budget short fall this year. So in addition to closing the post offices, they're also raising the price of a first-class stamp. It will now be $4,000." --Jimmy Kimmel
 


 


 

“But if Dick Cheney puts out a hip-hop album, we're booking him.” - Wanda Sykes discussing who will be her guests on her new television show

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Subject: Take care

 

I wish you the best. It's times like these when you know who your friends are and you seem to have many wonderful friends to help you through this.

I send you good thoughts.

Marie, Paris

 

Thank you Marie.

 

I look at it this way. My son is alive and my problems are secondary, and that keeps the self pity at arm's length. There are many people worse off than me, in fact, one of AHNC's viewers, Julie, has been seriously ill for weeks. Get well, dear Julie.

 


 

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

A photo released by The University of Cambridge shows a rook, a member of the crow family, as it drops stones into a tube to raise the water level and bring a worm into reach, at the Sub-department of Animal Behaviour at University of Cambridge. In Aesop's fable 'The crow and the pitcher' a thirsty crow uses stones to raise the level of water in a pitcher to quench its thirst. A new study published online Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009 in the journal Current Biology demonstrates that rooks, birds belonging to the corvid, or crow family, are able to solve complex problems using tools and can easily master the same technique demonstrated in Aesop's fable.
Photo/The University of Cambridge

 

Peace.


 


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