August 1 2003 TGIF
Mixed Messages Natural Part of Government
WASHINGTON - One day, the
transportation security agency asks permission to cut the air marshals'
program to help balance its overall budget. The next day, the government
warns airlines and law enforcement agencies about possible new terrorist
hijackings before the end of summer.
'Treason' rings with rant
Rocky Mountain News, CO - 8-1-03
... Thus, although Ann Coulter's Treason may be proof positive of Samuel Johnson's observation that "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel," what really ...
Annie "I got real and verbal guns" Coulter has always seemed like a cartoon character to me. She deserves to be AHNC's Terror Alert Gal of the month--our viewers demanded it. While researching for today's edition I ran across a 2000 article on the Libertarian Party website where Annie was refused by the Lib Party to run for Congress. They had the sense to reject her offer and her response was typical Ann Coulter - mean.
ALL HAT NO CATTLE
DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE DIRT CHEAP
"Hey, Chippendale, you new in town? Not you, Clydesdale!" - Anita Beer at the First Annual AHNC Push Bush on His Tush - 2004 Election Season Kickoff Reception and Exhibition Game
Ann Coulter portrait by www.mopaul.com
war 'boost' to al-Qaeda fear
"The reports today say prostitution has returned to the streets of Baghdad. They've gone from a no-fly zone to an open-fly zone. In fact they said it was $20 to look for your weapon of mass destruction, $50 if they find it." —Jay Leno
Crisis Group issues warning about North Korea
N. Korea supports multilateral talks on nuclear threat,
All Hat No Cattle.net Cartoon 8-1-03
Cartoon Edited and Approved by Homeland Security.
Inquiry begins into Dr David Kelly's death
Bails Out of Pentagon Amid Controversy
Retrial Sought In LA Police Brutality Case
Sacramento Observer, CA - 8-1-03
... Donovan Jackson testified at the trial of former Inglewood police
officer Jeremy Morse, who was seen on video assaulting Jackson. ...
White policeman to face retrial - The Age
Prosecutor to Seek Retrial in Video Case - ABC News
I saw that video tape and if that wasn't police brutality, then I don't know what is. Imagine all the police brutality cases that aren't caught on tape. But obviously, the tape didn't convince the hung jury. Five of those jurors need an eye exam.
TERROR ALERT SMIRK
Be Afraid. He has 18 months left in office.
covered in foam
The town of
Pirapora do Bom Jesus, Sao Paulo, was flooded by detergents and shampoos
discarded into the River Tiete.
The Bad News: American waterways will resemble this photo as Bush is trying to lift clean water regulations.
The Good News: American won't need to buy detergents or shampoo any longer.
Environmental Strategy for Next 100 Years
Over Judicial Nominees Derails Energy Bill
SUBJECT: Your writing skills
Good Morning Lisa,
Aw, Tom, I'm blushing. I can write one liners or short copy--other than that my ADD/Dyslexia/Paranoia/Blondeness is why I am thrilled Zelda agreed to be my partner in comedic crime here at AHNC.
Thanks for writing.
Young Republican's party plan crashes
An aide to Orange County Executive Edward Diana is under fire after he
and his friends invited some of the nation's brightest Young Republicans to
what was advertised as a booze-soaked sex bash in Boston.
I typed Brabenec Orange County Young Republicans into the google news search engine and came up with ONE story.
If the Young Democrats did this we'd have Ann Coulter demanding jail time and Pat Robertson praying God for the removal of the Democratic Party. But GOPigs get another free ride from the media.
Thanks to Tom S. for sending me the article or none of us would know about it--unless we were at the party. I am surprised Anita Beer wasn't there. Or maybe she was?
Coming Soon - All Hat No Cattle Strip Mall
The world's first glowing transgenic fish, nicknamed 'Night Pearl', developed by a Taiwan company shown at the BioTaiwan exhibition in Taipei . The Taiwan developers injected the green fluorescent gene of jellyfish into the embryo of rice fish to make the colorless freshwater fish glow in the dark. Environmentalists fear the genetically engineered fish could pose a threat to the earth's ecosystem.