Why didn't Sarah Palin personally book the guests to be on her premier show before running promos? Isn't that ass backwards?

Well, earlier today, President Obama canceled the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt. Instead, the kids are going to be on the lawn of the White House drilling for oil.- Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Iraq health official killed at his Baghdad home

• Saudi could behead Lebanese for witchcraft

• China agrees to discuss sanctions against Iran

• US slaps sanctions on al-Qaida-linked terrorists

• US Navy frigate captures 5 pirates near Seychelles

#1 Opium Producer and Now #1 Hashish Producer

It's hardly news that Afghanistan's huge opium crops supply more than 90% of the world's heroin. But now U.N. officials say Afghanistan is also the world's biggest producer of another drug - hashish.

Disturbing News

• Pope has immunity in sex-abuse trials, Vatican says Reuters

• Ind. officer uses stun gun on unruly 10-year-old

"During a fundraising trip to California, some young Republicans took the Republican Party credit card to a club in Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows. Usually when Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains, it's in Dick Cheney's basement. " –Craig Ferguson
 

Crack In The Pot?

Perhaps there is something in the tea: On "Washington Unplugged" Wednesday, the debate between Tea Party Patriots National Coordinator Debbie Dooley and Patriot Majority PAC President Craig Varoga quickly turned ugly.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Palin university speech sparks Calif. protest The Christian Science Monitor

• Conservative leader tells donors to stop giving to RNC

"Republican donors aren't happy about this. It's not fair that rich Republicans spend huge amounts of money at sex clubs and poor Republicans have to go to airport bathrooms." –Craig Ferguson
 

More Sexy Time For GOP

The Republican National Committee inadvertently distributed fundraising mail earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone-sex line offering to connect callers with "hot horny girls ... students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country."

Rock-The-Voter News

• Palin's 20 House Dem Targets Use Her As A Fundraising Ploy

• Democrats raise money off of Biden's F-bomb

• Environmentalists critical of Obama drilling plan

• Poll: Close to 9 in 10 Latinos to fill out census

David Letterman's Top Ten Republican National Committee Excuses

10. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
9. 'Thought 'SM' door was Sen. McCain's office'
8. 'It wasn't a sex club, just a regular club where grown men tickle each other'
7. 'Scott Brown raved about the place'
6. 'The Sheraton's meeting rooms were already booked'
5. 'I'm sorry, Ricky Martin is gay?'
4. 'Abraham Lincoln routinely spent $2,000 a night in sex clubs'
3. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
2. 'If we can't spend donor money at a sex club, the terrorists have won'
1. 'Research for pending legislation 'No Stripper Left Behind''

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Biz-Tech News

• US manufacturing growth revs up, construction down

• Special Report:Holy bubble! Churches struck down by foreclosures

You guys hear about this? Sarah Palin has a new Fox News series, which is being described as a show about people with real-life tales of overcoming adversity. Hey, she should do a story about that guy who became the first black president. That would be a good story. Think about that one.- Jimmy Fallon
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• In Yemen, Anger Toward US Grows Over Detainees NPR

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Liz Cheney, Fred Thompson to join Palin in Independence Kansas City Star

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