Thursday edition - April 1 , 2010

 

 

 

Toby Keith also unknowing participant in Palin's Fox News show

Posted: April 1st, 2010 12:21 PM ET
(CNN) - LL Cool J wasn't the only one surprised to see that he was part of Sarah Palin's upcoming Fox News program, "Real American Stories."
 

Republicans celebrate April Fools by praising Obama

Posted: April 1st, 2010 11:50 AM ET
(CNN) - National Republicans praised President Obama Thursday and declared that he has "kept all his promises" and is "truly the greatest president ever."

Palin tells RNC to remove her name from fundraising invite
Posted: April 1st, 2010 09:32 AM ET
Aides to Sarah Palin have asked the Republican National Committee to remove her name from an invitation that suggests she might attend a series of committee fundraising events.
Though Palin will speak on Friday at the SRLC
 


 

Why didn't Sarah Palin personally book the guests to be on her premier show before running promos? Isn't that ass backwards?

 


 

Well, earlier today, President Obama canceled the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt. Instead, the kids are going to be on the lawn of the White House drilling for oil.- Jay Leno

 



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#1 Opium Producer and Now #1 Hashish Producer

 

It's hardly news that Afghanistan's huge opium crops supply more than 90% of the world's heroin. But now U.N. officials say Afghanistan is also the world's biggest producer of another drug - hashish.

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"During a fundraising trip to California, some young Republicans took the Republican Party credit card to a club in Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows. Usually when Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains, it's in Dick Cheney's basement. " –Craig Ferguson
 


Crack In The Pot?

 

Perhaps there is something in the tea: On "Washington Unplugged" Wednesday, the debate between Tea Party Patriots National Coordinator Debbie Dooley and Patriot Majority PAC President Craig Varoga quickly turned ugly.

 


 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Republican donors aren't happy about this. It's not fair that rich Republicans spend huge amounts of money at sex clubs and poor Republicans have to go to airport bathrooms." –Craig Ferguson
 


More Sexy Time For GOP

 

The Republican National Committee inadvertently distributed fundraising mail earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone-sex line offering to connect callers with "hot horny girls ... students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country."


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


David Letterman's Top Ten Republican National Committee Excuses

10. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
9. 'Thought 'SM' door was Sen. McCain's office'
8. 'It wasn't a sex club, just a regular club where grown men tickle each other'
7. 'Scott Brown raved about the place'
6. 'The Sheraton's meeting rooms were already booked'
5. 'I'm sorry, Ricky Martin is gay?'
4. 'Abraham Lincoln routinely spent $2,000 a night in sex clubs'
3. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
2. 'If we can't spend donor money at a sex club, the terrorists have won'
1. 'Research for pending legislation 'No Stripper Left Behind''

 


 

 


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You guys hear about this? Sarah Palin has a new Fox News series, which is being described as a show about people with real-life tales of overcoming adversity. Hey, she should do a story about that guy who became the first black president. That would be a good story. Think about that one.- Jimmy Fallon
 


 


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Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

 


Over Half Way To The Fundraising Goal

 

 

Thank you Kathy.

Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

 


 Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net


Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

Flight attendants owed up to nine months' wages by a grounded Spanish airline have posed nude for a calendar to draw attention to their plight. The calendar, numerous excerpts of which appeared in the Spanish media, shows the Air Comet attendants, all female, posing provocatively in and outside airline cabins, and in one case on top of a jet turbine. No plans are currently underway to start a Mile High Club, AHNC has learned.
REUTERS/Augusto Robert

 

Peace.


 


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