Thursday edition - April 1 , 2010
Posted: April 1st, 2010 12:21 PM ET
Posted: April 1st, 2010 11:50 AM ET
Palin tells RNC to remove her name from fundraising invite
Why didn't Sarah Palin personally book the guests to be on her premier show before running promos? Isn't that ass backwards?
Well, earlier today, President Obama canceled the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt. Instead, the kids are going to be on the lawn of the White House drilling for oil.- Jay Leno
#1 Opium Producer and Now #1 Hashish Producer
It's hardly news that Afghanistan's huge opium crops supply more than 90% of the world's heroin. But now U.N. officials say Afghanistan is also the world's biggest producer of another drug - hashish.
fundraising trip to California, some young Republicans took the Republican Party
credit card to a club in Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows.
Usually when Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains,
it's in Dick Cheney's basement. " –Craig Ferguson
Crack In The Pot?
Perhaps there is something in the tea: On "Washington Unplugged" Wednesday, the debate between Tea Party Patriots National Coordinator Debbie Dooley and Patriot Majority PAC President Craig Varoga quickly turned ugly.
Palin university speech sparks Calif. protest The Christian Science Monitor
"Republican donors aren't happy about this. It's not fair that rich Republicans
spend huge amounts of money at sex clubs and poor Republicans have to go to
airport bathrooms." –Craig Ferguson
More Sexy Time For GOP
The Republican National Committee inadvertently distributed fundraising mail earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone-sex line offering to connect callers with "hot horny girls ... students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country."
David Letterman's Top Ten
Republican National Committee Excuses
10. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
9. 'Thought 'SM' door was Sen. McCain's office'
8. 'It wasn't a sex club, just a regular club where grown men tickle each other'
7. 'Scott Brown raved about the place'
6. 'The Sheraton's meeting rooms were already booked'
5. 'I'm sorry, Ricky Martin is gay?'
4. 'Abraham Lincoln routinely spent $2,000 a night in sex clubs'
3. 'We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?'
2. 'If we can't spend donor money at a sex club, the terrorists have won'
1. 'Research for pending legislation 'No Stripper Left Behind''
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Liz Cheney, Fred Thompson to join Palin in Independence Kansas City Star
Over Half Way To The Fundraising Goal
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attendants owed up to nine months' wages by a grounded Spanish airline have
posed nude for a calendar to draw attention to their plight. The calendar,
numerous excerpts of which appeared in the Spanish media, shows the Air Comet
attendants, all female, posing provocatively in and outside airline cabins, and
in one case on top of a jet turbine. No plans are currently underway to start a
Mile High Club, AHNC has learned.
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