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TGIF/Weekend edition - December 8-10, 2006
Pee Wee
would probably be an improvement – at least he can “hold his own.” - Don
Davis - www.satiricalpolitical.com
"It is in book form and entitled, 'The Way Forward -- A New Approach,' a stark contrast from the book Bush had been operating from, 'Deeper and Deeper into the Hole That I Myself Have Dug.'" --Jon Stewart, on the Iraq Study Group report
By Dick Steele
"It's bad in Iraq. That help?" - George W. Bush, White House, 12-7-06
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Israel Disses Iraq Report
Israel’s prime minister, Ehud Olmert, said on Thursday that he disagreed with the Iraq Study Group’s linkage of the turmoil in Iraq to the need to resolve the conflicts between Israel and its Arab neighbors.
“And yesterday, President Bush met with a Shiite leader from the Iraqi parliament. Tomorrow, he hopes to meet with a Shinola leader so he can tell the difference between Shiite and Shinola.” - Jay Leno
IRAQIS ISSUE ‘THE U.S. STUDY GROUP REPORT’
Disturbing News
Agriculturally speaking, the more appropriate state spelling is "Colifornia."- www.seriouskidding.com
Laura Bush Has a Style Team. Who Knew?
The First
First Lady Laura Bush
hosted one of Washington's biggest parties Sunday wearing a splendid red dress
from Oscar de la Renta.
Republican Shenanigans
Bush Pisses Off Iraq Study Group
Former White
House advisers to George H.W. Bush are keenly disappointed and concerned about
the current President Bush's initial reaction to the report by the Iraq Study
Group. Rock-The-Voter News
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The President once again displays his overwhelming command of linguistics: "It's bad in Iraq." - www.seriouskidding.com
Biz/Tech News
Mark Foley Ethical Update
The House ethics committee
met in closed session Friday, indicating the panel could be close to finishing
its report on ex-Rep. Mark Foley's improper advances toward former male pages.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
The Iraq Study Group will now continue its pointless work as The Global Warming Study Group. - www.seriouskidding.com
President Malaprop
"Make no mistake about it, sir, I understand how bad it is, I talk to the families who die," Mr Bush went on, leaning forward past his podium to hammer home his point with a string of trademark malapropisms.
Go-F***-Yourself News
"A lot of
talk today about Vice President Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary, who according
to the Washington Post's 'Reliable Source' is pregnant. Now, for legal reasons
I'm not supposed to say anything too definite about this matter, so I'll just
say this: Not too long ago, we may or may not have received a special rush order
for a vile of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401." --Stephen Colbert
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Odd News
In this photo released by the Wildlife Conservation Society, Simen, an adult male Hamadryas baboon, rips into the holiday gift given him by the staff at the Prospect Park Zoo in New York, Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2006. For three weeks in December, the zoo going public gets to watch animals at the three Wildlife Conservation Society zoos: Central Park Zoo, Queens Zoo and the Prospect Park Zoo rip open their gift-wrapped presents. (Photo/WCS, Julie Larsen Maher)
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