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TGIF/Weekend edition - December 8-10, 2006 



Bush's Iraq approval at new low
WHBF, IL -12-8-06
Just 27 percent of those questioned in a new AP-Ipsos poll approve of the way he's handling the war. At the same time, dissatisfaction ...


W.House won't accept all proposals from Baker group
Reuters AlertNet, UK - 12-8-06
The White House on Friday dismissed former Secretary of State James Baker's appeal ...

Are Saudis funding Iraq terror?
Chicago Sun-Times, United States - 12-8-06
Private Saudi citizens are giving millions of dollars to Sunni insurgents in Iraq and much of the ...


Pee Wee would probably be an improvement – at least he can “hold his own.” - Don Davis -


"It is in book form and entitled, 'The Way Forward -- A New Approach,' a stark contrast from the book Bush had been operating from, 'Deeper and Deeper into the Hole That I Myself Have Dug.'" --Jon Stewart, on the Iraq Study Group report



By Dick Steele



"It's bad in Iraq. That help?" - George W. Bush, White House, 12-7-06


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Israel Disses Iraq Report


Israel’s prime minister, Ehud Olmert, said on Thursday that he disagreed with the Iraq Study Group’s linkage of the turmoil in Iraq to the need to resolve the conflicts between Israel and its Arab neighbors.



“And yesterday, President Bush met with a Shiite leader from the Iraqi parliament. Tomorrow, he hopes to meet with a Shinola leader so he can tell the difference between Shiite and Shinola.” - Jay Leno





By Don Davis


Disturbing News



Agriculturally speaking, the more appropriate state spelling is "Colifornia."-



Laura Bush Has a Style Team. Who Knew?


The First Sofa Lady Laura Bush and President Malaprop.


First Lady Laura Bush hosted one of Washington's biggest parties Sunday wearing a splendid red dress from Oscar de la Renta.
Then a Second Lady showed up wearing the exact same dress.

And then a Third Lady and even a Fourth Lady followed suit...
Because Mrs. Bush's style team likely bought the $8,400 dress - an embroidered tulle jacket and floor-length trumpet skirt - at a store instead of from the designer directly...


Republican Shenanigans


"The government's power to censor the press was abolished so that the press would remain forever free to censure the government. The press was protected so that it could bare the secrets of the government and inform the people." - Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black who, in the 1970s, allowed the publication of the Pentagon Papers.





Bush Pisses Off Iraq Study Group


Former White House advisers to George H.W. Bush are keenly disappointed and concerned about the current President Bush's initial reaction to the report by the Iraq Study Group.

They consider him rather dismissive of the group's conclusions, issued yesterday, which include the view that current Iraq policy is failing.

Rock-The-Voter News




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The President once again displays his overwhelming command of linguistics: "It's bad in Iraq." -



Biz/Tech News



Mark Foley Ethical Update


The House ethics committee met in closed session Friday, indicating the panel could be close to finishing its report on ex-Rep. Mark Foley's improper advances toward former male pages.

A four-member investigative subcommittee has interviewed dozens of witnesses, including Speaker Dennis Hastert, to determine whether majority Republicans took strong enough action against Foley when they learned of his questionable e-mails and other computer messages.

Bush-Prison-Torture News



The Iraq Study Group will now continue its pointless work as The Global Warming Study Group. -




President Malaprop


"Make no mistake about it, sir, I understand how bad it is, I talk to the families who die," Mr Bush went on, leaning forward past his podium to hammer home his point with a string of trademark malapropisms.


Go-F***-Yourself News


"A lot of talk today about Vice President Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary, who according to the Washington Post's 'Reliable Source' is pregnant. Now, for legal reasons I'm not supposed to say anything too definite about this matter, so I'll just say this: Not too long ago, we may or may not have received a special rush order for a vile of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401." --Stephen Colbert


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Odd News





In this photo released by the Wildlife Conservation Society, Simen, an adult male Hamadryas baboon, rips into the holiday gift given him by the staff at the Prospect Park Zoo in New York, Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2006. For three weeks in December, the zoo going public gets to watch animals at the three Wildlife Conservation Society zoos: Central Park Zoo, Queens Zoo and the Prospect Park Zoo rip open their gift-wrapped presents. (Photo/WCS, Julie Larsen Maher)