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Monday edition - June 13, 2011
"Democrats and Republicans are calling for Congressman Anthony Weiner to resign.
Late night comedians are asking him to hang in there." –Conan O'Brien
The Land Of The Best And Most Expensive Health Care
Facing a life-and-death
struggle with kidney cancer, Rita Moore took her prescription for a new kind of
chemotherapy pill to her local drugstore.
Chairman of the Republican Party Ed Cox said that he would use the incriminating
pictures from Anthony Weiner to defeat him. So now we have Cox versus Weiner.
This just doesn't stop!" –Jay Leno
More Abortion News
Henry Hyde, a champion of
the anti-abortion movement, might turn over in his grave if he knew that a
provision of law he
was an obstacle to individual states banning abortion.
giant fire burning in Arizona, the biggest fire ever in the history of the state
… I'm not saying these two things are connected, but a few weeks ago Sarah Palin
moved to Arizona, and then the state burst into flames." –Bill Maher
don't even need Sarah Palin for comedy in this presidential election because
yesterday Newt Gingrich got fired by his own campaign. Did you see this? His
entire staff quite en masse because they had a little disagreement about
strategy. You see, Newt entered the race three weeks ago, and then his staff got
mad at him because he spent the last two weeks campaigning in the wrong country.
The last two weeks he's been on a yacht touring the Greek Island, stopping only
at Tiffany's on his mission to warn America that Obama is an elitist." –Bill
Weiner wants to be mayor of New York City. So we may go from a guy that looks
like a jockey to a guy that likes how he looks in Jockeys." –David Letterman
"President Obama has offered bailout money to keep Greece from defaulting on its
loans. Yeah, when Greece thanked him, Obama was like, 'Don't mention it . . . to
China, because it's their money.'" –Jimmy Fallon
The Mile High Club Is Alive And Well
prices pinching the wallet and the national debt mounting, members of Congress
proclaim that they feel Americans’ pain and are committed to cutting back. Just
not one of their favorite perks—globetrotting to far-flung locations at the
expense of taxpayers and special interests.
"It's not a great day for the King of Sweden. He’s facing pressure to step down
over rumors that he frequents strip clubs. Now, I think I speak for every
American when I say, 'Oh Sweden, your political sex scandals are so adorable.'"
heard about a retirement home in California that’s growing its own medical
marijuana. Or as the residents put it, “Who wants to visit grandma now, you
whippersnappers?”- Jimmy Fallon
Only $975 to go!
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An artist's interpretation depicts the new view of the heliosphere in this image courtesy of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center and made available on June 9, 2011. Observations from NASA's Voyager spacecraft suggest the edge of our solar system may not be smooth, but filled with a turbulent sea of magnetic bubbles. While using a new computer model to analyze Voyager data, scientists found the sun's distant magnetic field is made up of bubbles approximately 100 million miles wide. The bubbles are created when magnetic field lines reorganize. The new model suggests the field lines are broken up into self-contained structures disconnected from the solar magnetic field. The findings are described in the June 9 edition of the Astrophysical Journal. The heliosheath is filled with "magnetic bubbles" (shown in the red pattern) that fill out the region ahead of the heliopause. RPHOTO/NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center/CI Lab
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