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TGIF/Weekend edition - July 25-27, 2008
John McCain Campaign Update
Now, you know, I don’t want to say McCain is running a lackluster campaign, but his Secret Service code name is “Bob Dole.” - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Hip Hip Hooray For New Zealand Students
New Zealand students
protesting the Iraq war offered a reward to anyone who carries out a citizen's
arrest of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during her visit to the country
Friday.
Disturbing News
And this week, NBC News defended their coverage of Barack Obama. They’ve been accused of giving him more favorable treatment than John McCain, and today, NBC News denied it. They said: “That’s ridiculous. We’ve never even heard of John McCain.” - Jay Leno
Design Flaw
The towering trucks that give U.S. troops the best protection against roadside bombs and enemy bullets also make them vulnerable to routine hazards like sharp turns, rutted roads and rickety bridges.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Barack Obama is in Europe. He was met there with glorious adulation and warm, hearty cheers from well-wishers. And once he left the network news anchors, it was on to greet the people. - LaughLines
Savaging Autism
Talk Radio Network, which syndicates Michael Savage’s program to more than 350 affiliates, said Thursday that it had decided to reject critics’ calls to fire or suspend him over comments he made last week suggesting that most diagnoses of autism represented a “fraud” and “a racket.”
Rock-The-Voter News
German Reporter Smitten By Obama
But nobody in the German press appears to have been quite as smitten by their visitor as Bild reporter Judith Bonesky, who had the opportunity to work out with Obama in the gym of the Ritz Carlton Hotel earlier in the day.
The Most Embarrassing Moments of Campaign 2008
Biz-Tech News
President Bush commented on [Hurricane Dolly], saying, “My thoughts and prayers go out to all the oil rigs — I mean people — in the area.”- Jay Leno
United States Air Farce
Three ballistic missile crew members in North Dakota fell asleep while holding classified launch code devices this month, triggering an investigation by military and National Security Agency experts, the Air Force said Thursday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Elderly Man Struck By Columnist Robert Novak Speaks Out
Ha Ha
Valerie Plame
Wilson, who was outed as a CIA agent in a 2003 column by Robert Novak,
criticized the pundit for his hit-and-run accident...."We have long argued
that responsible adults should take Novak's typewriter away. The time has
arrived for them to also take away the keys to his Corvette."
"He's a very good reporter. But as a driver, he wasn't paying attention." - 86-year-old Don Clifford Liljenquist, the man who suffered a hit-and-run by Robert Novak in his 2004 black corvette
The Department of Vocabulary Adjustment/Mind Thought Division has struck again
Lawyers for the Bush administration told the CIA in 2002 that its officers could legally use waterboarding and other harsh measures while interrogating al-Qaeda suspects, as long as they acted "in good faith" and did not deliberately seek to inflict severe pain, according to a Justice Department memo made public yesterday.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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I hope you had a good time today!
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Pilot Captain John Francis Bartels (right) looks at the hole in a
Qantas Airways Boeing 747. The Melbourne-bound aircraft made an emergency
landing in Manila after a dramatic mid-air rupture that left a "gaping hole" in
its fuselage, officials and passengers said.
I hope you all have a peaceful weekend.
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