Thursday edition - July 10, 2008



Czech Cabinet Risks Collapse Over Radar, Premier Says
Bloomberg - 7-10-08
Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek said parliamentary opposition to an agreement signed with the U.S. to host part of a missile-defense system on Czech soil may bring down his government....U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Czech Foreign Minister Karel Schwarzenberg signed an agreement on July 8 to build a radar tracking site in the Czech Republic....


McCain Sparks Controversy with Social Security 'Disgrace' Comments
Washington Post, United States - 7-10-08
Well, today, Social Security became a problem for the presumptive Republican nominee, too. In remarks at a town hall meeting in Denver Monday, which are...

Obama accepts Jackson's apology for crude remark
The Associated Press - 7-10-08
CHICAGO (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama shrugged off a crude comment aimed at him by the Rev. Jesse Jackson, accepting an apology for a remark Jackson made as he contended that Obama wasn't speaking to issues important to the..


I bet Condi is thrilled the media is covering Jesse Jackson and not her.



Jesse Jackson apologized for saying he wants to cut off Barack Obama’s gonads. I’m trying to figure out which sin the Reverend committed: anger or envy. – Will Durst




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

George W. Bush: Felon


Chief Judge Vaughn Walker of the U.S. District Court in California made a ruling particularly worthy of the nation's attention. In Al-Haramain Islamic Foundation Inc. v. Bush, a key case in the epic battle over warrantless spying inside the United States, Judge Walker ruled, effectively, that President George W. Bush is a felon.



Photoshop of Horrors: The Frightful Faces of Fox News







Disturbing News

Chinese Kill Olympic Terrorists


Chinese authorities today claimed they had foiled an attempt to sabotage next month's Beijing Olympics as they confirmed the shooting dead of five alleged Muslim militants.


Meanwhile, Back In Iran

Iran test-fired medium- and long-range missiles Thursday, a day after the Islamic republic launched the long-range Shahab-3 and other weapons during exercises in the Persian Gulf region, state-run media said.


Gas Pump Blogging







Republican-Shenanigans News


The Democratic Party announced this week that Barack Obama will give his acceptance speech at an 80,000-seat stadium and that they will not serve fried food at the Democratic convention. Which begs the question, “Where are they going to find 80,000 Americans who don’t eat fried food?” - Conan O'Brien


Bush Hates Homeless Veterans


 The House approved a homeless veterans housing bill overwhelmingly Wednesday, even though White House advisers warned they'd urge President Bush to veto it.





A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
- Edward R. Murrow




Jesse Jackson now apologizing to Barack Obama for some extremely crude comments he made about Obama after an interview on Fox News. Yeah, apparently Jackson didn’t know the microphone was on, and he said some nasty stuff, yeah. So yet another reverend Obama has to distance himself from. The guy has the worst luck with preachers of anybody I know! - Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News



Subject: Jesse Jackson comment



So Jesse Jackson makes a whispering, obviously private comment about Obama , "See, Barack's been, um, talking down to black people on this faith-based… I want to cut his n*ts off. Barack, he's talking down to black people."

What's so bad about that? He wants Barack to keep the black vote by relating to them.

Am I missing something?

Cable news has turned his comments into something blasphemous by the way they're carrying on about it.




The media hates Jesse Jackson as much as Hillary Clinton, especially FoxNews where that incident occurred.


When I first heard Jackson saying he wanted to castrate Obama. I laughed and thought, "Men are so crude."


But the media will try to divide and conquer our black's been non-stop coverage for 18 hours as I post this.


Jesse Helms is probably giggling in his grave.






And of course a nasty heat wave gripping most of the nation. In fact, it was so hot today John McCain offered a $300 million prize to the first person who can develop a prune Slurpee.- Jay Leno


Jesse Helms' Legacy


A longtime North Carolina state employee has chosen to retire instead of lowering flags to honor former Sen. Jesse Helms, saying in an e-mail that the late conservative had a "doctrine of negativity, hate and prejudice."



Karl Rove: Above The Law


Karl Rove, President Bush's longtime political guru, refused to obey an order to testify before a House Judiciary Committee hearing Thursday.


Biz-Tech News


Well, happy birthday to the Dalai Lama, who had a birthday this week. That’s got to be tough to shop for, huh, trying to find a gift that wasn’t made in China?- Jay Leno





Did you know there are still 330 active wildfires in California? And thousands of homes are threatened, although not nearly as many homes as are threatened by Countrywide Mortgage. - Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


And the African-American cable network TV One is coming under fire for its plans to cover the Democratic convention but not the Republican convention. And, believe me, black Republicans are very upset, both of them.- Jay Leno





Lay off Dick Cheney. Sheesh, can't a guy delete testimony about the health hazards of Global Warming anymore? - Grant Gerver,


Go-F**k-Yourself News

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Crystal skull which is displayed in the British Museum's Wellcome Trust Gallery. The skull, which was alleged to be from the ancient Aztec civilization of Mexico, has been determined to be a fake after marks made by a rotating wheel were found on the work. Photo/Wellcome Trust Gallery