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Wednesday edition - April 23, 2008
"This is weird. I'm not making this up. ... Earlier tonight, President Bush made a special taped appearance on the game show 'Deal or No Deal.' Afterwards, Bush said, 'I like this show, because randomly pointing at boxes is how I make decisions, too.'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
Meanwhile, Back In Afghanistan
A spate of suicide bombings
and other attacks on security forces in southern Afghanistan Wednesday
left 13 people dead and 24 others wounded, officials said.
"And earlier this evening, President Bush made an appearance on the TV show 'Deal or No Deal.' I guess he got turned down for 'Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?'" --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Ballsy Legislation
The Florida Senate on
Thursday passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on Truck Nutz,
one brand name for the novelty item on vehicle trailer hitches that resemble the
dangling southern end of a northbound bull.
"In an interview, First Lady Laura Bush, who used to be a librarian, ... says she cannot fall asleep without reading. ... As opposed to her husband, who can't read without falling asleep." --Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans-News
Obama's Waffle
Obama's eBay waffle bid tops $20,000; owner stops auction.
After a flood of calls to
Glider Diner,
Sen. Barack Obama's waffles are now off eBay.
Hillary’s PA Win May Lead to Historic Compromise on ‘Co-Presidency’
Rock-The-Voter-News
North Carolina GOP Attack Obama - YouTube
Biz-Tech-News
Unsecuring Our Border
The government
is scrapping a $20 million prototype of its highly touted "virtual fence" on the
Arizona-Mexico border because the system is failing to adequately alert
border patrol agents to illegal crossings, officials said.
"Speaking of reading, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is now working on a book about his strategy for the war in Iraq. It will be a while before it goes to the publisher because cause he just doesn't know how to end it." --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
"Now
here's something interesting. You know the Howie Mandel blockbuster quiz show,
the game show 'Deal or No Deal?' Earlier tonight, appearing on 'Deal or No
Deal,' President Bush. Meanwhile, over at ABC's 'Dancing with the Stars,' Dick
Cheney collapsed." - David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself=News
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Odd News
In this photo
released by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office on Tuesday April 22, 2008, an
8-foot long alligator is seen in the kitchen of an Oldsmar, Fla. home Monday,
April 21, 2008. The 69-year-old owner said the gator must have pushed through a
back door screen door and then went inside through an open door. It then
apparently strolled through the living room and down a hall and into the
kitchen. A trapper removed the gator from the home.
Peace.
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