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Tuesday edition - November 28, 2006
Have you noticed the more speeches that Bush gives, the lower his polls go?
President Bush was urged by congressional leaders on Sunday to tell the Iraqi government that time and U.S. patience are running out. Is this a good idea? Losing patience with the Iraqi government is what got us into this mess in the first place. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Another One Bites the Dust
One of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's closest advisers said yesterday that he will resign at the end of the year, depriving her of a key sounding board at a time when she is still searching for a new deputy and faces difficult challenges in the Middle East.
"Henry Kissinger says the war in Iraq is un-winnable. And if anybody knows how not to win a war its Henry Kissinger." --Jay Leno
GEORGE-W-BUSH's-GREATEST-HITS.
Disturbing News
"Every year, President Bush gets to pardon one turkey, and this year it was Donald Rumsfeld." --David Letterman
BUSHFELD: THE NEW SITCOM ABOUT NOTHING (EXCEPT DESTROYING THE PLANET)
It's a Civil War, Stupid
After nearly four years of letting the Bush Administration set the terms of the national debate over Iraq, some major news organizations are finally calling the conflict there what it is: a civil war. The White House is howling in protest.
Republican Shenanigans
GOP Senator Sam Brownback said Sunday he was praying about whether he should run for the presidency. He's wasting his time. The Republicans will nominate a candidate who talks to Hugh Hefner before they pick another one that talks to Jesus. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
W's Girls Gone Wild
U.S. officials have reportedly asked a pair of embarrassing Americans to leave Argentina: the Bush twins.
Good News
The John Kerry Curse
Democratic Sen. John Kerry,
mulling a second bid for the U.S. presidency,
finished dead last in a poll released on Monday on the likeability of 20 top
American political figures.
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Biz/Tech News
A Colorado Springs suburb banned a homeowner from hanging a Christmas wreath shaped like a peace sign on her door. It's not far from NORAD headquarters. In that neighborhood they view peace as something that costs them a lot of defense jobs. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Gee, You Can't Even Trust the Red Cross
The American Red Cross is
facing another heavy fine over blood-safety violations, bringing penalties
against the organization to more than $15 million despite a promise three years
ago to fix the problems.
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Go-F***-Yourself News
Daily News says Bush library may cost $500M
"The Bush Administration is always saying, 'We don't hear the good news.' Yeah, because the journalists are saying, 'Cover me, I'm going to the ice machine.'" — Bill Maher
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Odd News
Eighteen-month-old Olivia Rose, right, peers out of one of the kennels next to Basset Hound, Daisy Mae, while visiting her veterinarian mother, Dr. Bev Cappel, at her clinic, Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006, in Chestnut Ridge, N.Y. Olivia briefly eluded her mother, who was speaking to a visitor, and wandered into the kennel and closed the door on her own. She was discovered shortly after by a vet technician. (Photo/Julie Jacobson)
Peace.
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