Tuesday edition - November 28, 2006





Bush pleads for more NATO troops for Afghanistan
Reuters - 11-28-06
President Bush appealed to NATO allies on Tuesday to provide more troops with fewer ...


Cheney on hunting trip in Florida
Tampa Bay's 10, FL - 11-28-06
TALLAHASSEE -- Vice President Dick Cheney flew into Tallahassee Monday afternoon. Though there are no details of his destination, Cheney is on a hunting trip

US snubbing Iran, Syria in Mideast visits
Chicago Tribune, United States - 11-28-06
By Helene Cooper. WASHINGTON -- As President Bush and his top diplomats try to halt the downward spiral in Iraq and Lebanon, they seem intent on their strategy of talking only to their Arab allies, despite ...


Have you noticed the more speeches that Bush gives, the lower his polls go?



President Bush was urged by congressional leaders on Sunday to tell the Iraqi government that time and U.S. patience are running out. Is this a good idea? Losing patience with the Iraqi government is what got us into this mess in the first place.  - Argus Hamilton, comedian





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Another One Bites the Dust


One of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's closest advisers said yesterday that he will resign at the end of the year, depriving her of a key sounding board at a time when she is still searching for a new deputy and faces difficult challenges in the Middle East.



"Henry Kissinger says the war in Iraq is un-winnable. And if anybody knows how not to win a war its Henry Kissinger." --Jay Leno







Disturbing News


"Every year, President Bush gets to pardon one turkey, and this year it was Donald Rumsfeld." --David Letterman



By Don Davis


It's a Civil War, Stupid


After nearly four years of letting the Bush Administration set the terms of the national debate over Iraq, some major news organizations are finally calling the conflict there what it is: a civil war. The White House is howling in protest.


Republican Shenanigans



GOP Senator Sam Brownback said Sunday he was praying about whether he should run for the presidency. He's wasting his time. The Republicans will nominate a candidate who talks to Hugh Hefner before they pick another one that talks to Jesus. - Argus Hamilton, comedian







W's Girls Gone Wild


U.S. officials have reportedly asked a pair of embarrassing Americans to leave Argentina: the Bush twins.

Twins mania - including tabloid tales of nude hotel romps and serious security lapses - has gripped the media in Buenos Aires, where Jenna and Barbara Bush celebrated their 25th birthday over the Thanksgiving weekend.

ABC News reported that U.S. Embassy officials "strongly suggested" the twins cut short their trip, but they refused.

The embassy called the report "false."


Good News


The John Kerry Curse


Democratic Sen. John Kerry, mulling a second bid for the U.S. presidency, finished dead last in a poll released on Monday on the likeability of 20 top American political figures.



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Biz/Tech News



A Colorado Springs suburb banned a homeowner from hanging a Christmas wreath shaped like a peace sign on her door. It's not far from NORAD headquarters. In that neighborhood they view peace as something that costs them a lot of defense jobs. - Argus Hamilton, comedian


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Gee, You Can't Even Trust the Red Cross


The American Red Cross is facing another heavy fine over blood-safety violations, bringing penalties against the organization to more than $15 million despite a promise three years ago to fix the problems.
The Food and Drug Administration disclosed that it had fined the organization $5.7 million recently for continuing to violate blood-safety rules and failure to comply with a 2003 agreement aimed at correcting the unsafe practices.



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Go-F***-Yourself News


Daily News says Bush library may cost $500M

President Bush and his supporters hope to raise $500 million to spend on building his presidential library after he leaves office, the Daily News of New York reports






"The Bush Administration is always saying, 'We don't hear the good news.' Yeah, because the journalists are saying, 'Cover me, I'm going to the ice machine.'" Bill Maher



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Odd News



Eighteen-month-old Olivia Rose, right, peers out of one of the kennels next to Basset Hound, Daisy Mae, while visiting her veterinarian mother, Dr. Bev Cappel, at her clinic, Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006, in Chestnut Ridge, N.Y. Olivia briefly eluded her mother, who was speaking to a visitor, and wandered into the kennel and closed the door on her own. She was discovered shortly after by a vet technician. (Photo/Julie Jacobson)