TGIF/Weekend edition - April 18-20, 2007
Depression hits US troops hard
hid Maliki's resistance to US troops
Frank introduces marijuana decriminalization bill
"Actually, one really embarrassing moment, you see this on the news? When the pope blessed the crowd with holy water? Well, some of it splashed on Dick Cheney -- burned his skin." --Jay Leno
US military deaths in Iraq at 4036 Washington Post
Bombing Kills 55 At Funeral in Iraq Washington Post
Democrats seek to avoid Iraq funding vote this fall The Associated Press
EU Eyes Energy Deal During Al-Maliki Visit RadioFreeEurope/RadioLiberty, Czech Republic
Company of Iraqi troops abandon position after attack The Associated Press
al Qaeda Sticks Tongue Out At U.S. Troops
Marking the fifth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, al Qaeda's media arm released an audio recording, purportedly from the group's second-in-command, saying U.S. troops there have failed.
president picked up the pope at the airport. How bored is our president? He's
not the president anymore. Now he's like your college stoner roommate, doing
favors for pizza. Next week I think he's helping Putin move." --Jon Stewart
Investigator says girls pregnant in polygamist sect The Associated Press
Greenland glacial lake vanishes in warming drama Reuters India, India
"Now, you may have seen this earlier on the news. Did you hear what President Bush said to the pope after his speech today? This is an exact quote. I'm not changing it. He said, 'Awesome speech, your Holiness.' That's what he said to the pope. See, he didn't want to say 'dude,' because it was a formal affair." --Jay Leno
Just What The Iraqis Don't Need - A Sandstorm
A thick layer
of yellow dust blanketed houses and cars in the Iraqi capital Thursday
as a heavy sandstorm over central Iraq sent dozens of residents to hospitals
with breathing difficulties.
The spring storm, one of the worst in years, forced the closure of the Baghdad International Airport. It also appeared to hamper military flights.
Sen. Kit Bond is not on board with John McCain's gas tax holiday Kansas City Star, MO
Pssst! President Bush Coming To Kent For Fundraiser Hartford Courant
It's OK When Republicans Do It!
County prosecutor wants to know
why Republican Party officials were given access to police reports on a
fight involving a voter registration deputy, a reporter and a candidate before
the documents reached his desk.
"The Republican Party chairman is not a member of the law enforcement community and does not have access to police reports," Prosecutor Mark McKinney, a Democrat, said Wednesday.
Former ambassador Wilson endorses Clinton The Citizen's Voice, PA
Obama Criticizes Debate Questions U.S. News & World Report
Imus: Obama "Almost A Bigger Pussy" Than Hillary - Huffington Post
Citigroup Records a Loss and Plans 9000 Layoffs New York Times
Another record low for Bay Area home sales
Russia writes off $4.5B in Libyan debt, signs business deals
Google results shush critics
the day after tax day, of course. See, this is the day that unites people, I
think. It's a day when wealthy Americans with money from big cities are just as
bitter as Americans in small towns who are broke." --Jay Leno
Canada asked US not to send Khadr to Guantanamo because of his age
He is the president of a resurgent superpower. She is a rhythmic gymnast less than half his age.
Now all Moscow is ablaze with rumours that Vladimir Putin, 56, and the flexible 24-year-old Alina Kabaeva have decided to tie the knot.
Lecture: Mary and Elizabeth Cheney: "Life On the Campaign Trail ... Colorado College News, CO
see the pope's plane land yesterday? I think it's called, was it 'Shepherd One'?
Is that the name of the pope's plane? 'Shepherd One'? And he's also German,
isn't he? ... So that would make it 'German Shepherd One.'" --Jay Leno
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