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Wednesday edition - November 25, 2009 |


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What Obama's approval ratings could mean for midterm elections
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Google apologizes for offensive first lady image |
Lou Dobbs weighs Senate run in New Jersey |
Bush was such an idiot. Gawd, I'm glad he's out of the White House.
What's with Republicans and turkeys?

"Barnes and Noble is running a great promotion on the Sarah Palin book. You buy the Sarah Palin book, they will throw in a free Mayan calendar." –David Letterman

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"John
McCain, Sarah Palin's former running mate, read the Sarah Palin memoir. After 23
years of military service, five years as a prisoner of war, 22 years as a U.S.
senator, I'm sure that John found Sarah's story very inspirational." –David
Letterman

Disturbing News
Death toll rises to 52 as Philippines mourns CNN International
"Sarah
Palin launched her book tour this week with a stop in Michigan, where more than
1,000 people waited to meet her. Or, as Fox News reported it, half a million
people." –Seth Meyers
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Republicans' new litmus test for 2010 candidates: only conservatives need apply Los Angeles Times
Poll: Iowa Republicans like Palin, but have doubts CNN Political Ticker
Texas GOP primary a 2010 test of themes The Associated Press
Top Republican Lawmakers Not Invited to Obama's First State Dinner FOXNews
"The
ratings just came in for Sarah Palin's appearance on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show.'
It earned Oprah her highest ratings since the episode where she reunited the
Osmond family. Yeah, viewers who saw both episodes say Palin's more likable but
that Donny and Marie are more qualified to be president." –Conan O'Brien

"Anybody
reading the 'Going Rogue' book, the Sarah Palin memoir? Remember the interview
she did with Katie Couric before the election and it was confusing and clumsy.
Well, in the book, Sarah Palin says that she felt ambushed when Katie Couric
asked her what newspapers she read. This coming from a woman who hunts wolves
from a helicopter." –David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News

A Thanksgiving proclamation from President Obama
"There's a
lot of controversy over this section of this new health care bill that says if
you don't buy health insurance, you can go to jail for five years. They say
it'll prevent freeloaders of the system. Yeah, but — well, if they do go to
jail, won't they get free health care for five years?" –Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
"It's been reported that CNN got so tired of Lou Dobbs' focus on immigration issues that they paid him $8 million to leave. Yeah, and just to rub it in, they gave it to him in pesos." –Conan O'Brien
Walmart and Sweatshops. Bringing You Low Prices Every Day
Wal-Mart Stores Inc's demand for rock-bottom prices from suppliers in China means some of these companies are forcing their employees to work in sweatshop-like conditions, a new report said on Wednesday.

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Official Charged With Closing Guantánamo Quits New York Times
"The
design for George W. Bush's presidential library was unveiled Wednesday in
Dallas, and features a lantern-shaped roof that will glow at night. Mr.
President, I don't want to make any more jokes about you being dumb, but you
have to meet me halfway. Don't build a library where the lights are on when no
one is home." –Seth Meyers

"On
Friday, President Obama pardons the White House turkey. Mmm-boy. Dick Cheney
didn't miss an opportunity. He proves that Obama is soft on poultry." –David
Letterman

Go-F**k-Yourself News
"According
to a new poll, more Americans would like to have Thanksgiving dinner with
Hillary Clinton than with Sarah Palin. That's what the poll said. Yeah. Mainly
because no one wants to eat elk pie." –Conan O'Brien

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