Wednesday edition - November 25, 2009

 

 

 

 

What Obama's approval ratings could mean for midterm elections
Christian Science Monitor - 11-25-09
With less than a year until midterm elections, special interest is being paid to President Obama's approval rating. A few new polls show him below 50 percent for the first time since his inauguration.

 

Google apologizes for offensive first lady image
The Associated Press -11-25-09
SAN FRANCISCO - Google Inc. is apologizing for a racially offensive image of the first lady that appears at the top of the list when users search for pictures of Michelle Obama on its site

Lou Dobbs weighs Senate run in New Jersey
The Associated Press - ‎11-25-09
TRENTON, NJ — Former CNN anchor Lou Dobbs is seriously considering running for US Senate in New Jersey as "an intermediary step" that could lead to a run


 

Bush was such an idiot. Gawd, I'm glad he's out of the White House.

What's with Republicans and turkeys?

 


 

"Barnes and Noble is running a great promotion on the Sarah Palin book. You buy the Sarah Palin book, they will throw in a free Mayan calendar." –David Letterman

 


 


 


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"John McCain, Sarah Palin's former running mate, read the Sarah Palin memoir. After 23 years of military service, five years as a prisoner of war, 22 years as a U.S. senator, I'm sure that John found Sarah's story very inspirational." –David Letterman
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"Sarah Palin launched her book tour this week with a stop in Michigan, where more than 1,000 people waited to meet her. Or, as Fox News reported it, half a million people." –Seth Meyers
 


 

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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"The ratings just came in for Sarah Palin's appearance on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show.' It earned Oprah her highest ratings since the episode where she reunited the Osmond family. Yeah, viewers who saw both episodes say Palin's more likable but that Donny and Marie are more qualified to be president." –Conan O'Brien
 

 


 

 


 

"Anybody reading the 'Going Rogue' book, the Sarah Palin memoir? Remember the interview she did with Katie Couric before the election and it was confusing and clumsy. Well, in the book, Sarah Palin says that she felt ambushed when Katie Couric asked her what newspapers she read. This coming from a woman who hunts wolves from a helicopter." –David Letterman
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

 


 

A Thanksgiving proclamation from President Obama

 


"There's a lot of controversy over this section of this new health care bill that says if you don't buy health insurance, you can go to jail for five years. They say it'll prevent freeloaders of the system. Yeah, but — well, if they do go to jail, won't they get free health care for five years?" –Jay Leno
 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"It's been reported that CNN got so tired of Lou Dobbs' focus on immigration issues that they paid him $8 million to leave. Yeah, and just to rub it in, they gave it to him in pesos." –Conan O'Brien

 


 

Walmart and Sweatshops.  Bringing You Low Prices Every Day

 

Wal-Mart Stores Inc's demand for rock-bottom prices from suppliers in China means some of these companies are forcing their employees to work in sweatshop-like conditions, a new report said on Wednesday.


 



Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"The design for George W. Bush's presidential library was unveiled Wednesday in Dallas, and features a lantern-shaped roof that will glow at night. Mr. President, I don't want to make any more jokes about you being dumb, but you have to meet me halfway. Don't build a library where the lights are on when no one is home." –Seth Meyers
 


 

 


 

"On Friday, President Obama pardons the White House turkey. Mmm-boy. Dick Cheney didn't miss an opportunity. He proves that Obama is soft on poultry." –David Letterman
 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"According to a new poll, more Americans would like to have Thanksgiving dinner with Hillary Clinton than with Sarah Palin. That's what the poll said. Yeah. Mainly because no one wants to eat elk pie." –Conan O'Brien
 


 

 



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Medical Update:

 

I responded very well to round 1 of chemo. Round 2 completed. 10 more to go every 15 days.

 


 

 

 


Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

This is a painting that was outside my hotel room at Casa Roland in San Jose, Costa Rica. Make of it what you will. I was quite amused. Photo/Lisa Casey

 

I wish you all a peaceful Thanksgiving.

 


 


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