Monday edition - December 14, 2009

 

 

 

Obama gives himself B+ for first months in office

AP - 12-14-09

WASHINGTON — US President Barack Obama, in remarks aired late Sunday, awarded himself a B plus for his first 11 months in office, stressing in an interview

 

Supreme Court rejects Guantanamo torture case
Reuters - James Vicini, Jackie Frank - ‎12-14-09
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The US Supreme Court said on Monday that it rejected an appeal by four former Guantanamo Bay prisoners arguing that they should be

Lieberman May Torpedo Health Care Reform
CBS News - ‎12-14-09
Sens. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.), Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) and Jay Rockefeller (DW.V.) spoke with Bob Schieffer about the momentum building for health reform in the


 

"The peace prize was handed out in Oslo, Norway, but Oslo's been in news this week because of that big swirly thing in the sky over Oslo. Wait! Wait! Strange starlike object over Oslo, right before Obama arrives, a gift of a gold medal given by a group of wise men. Nah. No. Even MSNBC are going, 'Nah, you took it too far.'" –Craig Ferguson

 


 

Tiger Woods Dropped by Gatorade, but Picked Up by Viagra

By Don Davis

 



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"Big day for President Obama. He accepted his Nobel Prize today and then got right back to the business of running two wars." –David Letterman

 


Female Veterans

 

Nobody wants to buy them a beer.

Even near military bases, female veterans who served in Iraq and Afghanistan aren't often offered a drink on the house as a welcome home.

More than 230,000 American women have fought in those recent wars

 


 

Blackwater 'Guards' Play for Army in Army-Navy Game


By Don Davis

 


 

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Disturbing News


 

"According to a new poll that just came out, 44 percent of Americans wish President Bush were back in office. However it's only 20 percent if you exclude comedy writers." –Conan O'Brien

 


Bush Caused Population Explosion in Africa

 

Under President George W. Bush , the United States withdrew from its decades-long role as a global leader in supporting family planning, driven by a conservative ideology that favored abstinence and shied away from providing contraceptive devices in developing countries, even to married women...Bush's mammoth global anti-AIDS initiative, the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, poured billions of dollars into Africa but prohibited groups from spending any of it on family planning services or counseling programs, whose budgets flat-lined...researchers, Africa experts and veteran U.S. health officials now think that PEPFAR also contributed to Africa's epidemic population growth by undermining efforts to help women in some of the world's poorest countries exercise greater control over their fertility.
 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Not such a great day for the health care reform. The so-called public option died on the Senate floor today. It could have survived, but apparently it had a pre-existing condition." –Craig Ferguson

 



 

Bye Bye Blackwater

 

 The US Central Intelligence Agency has cancelled a contract with a security company formerly known as Blackwater Worldwide that allowed the company to load bombs on CIA drones in Pakistan and Afghanistan, The New York Times reported late Friday

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Big day for President Obama. During his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech in Norway, Obama stated, 'Let us reach for the world that ought to be — that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls.' Obama got those words from his new speechwriter, Ken Hallmark." –Jimmy Fallon

 


 

 


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"Senate Democrats proposed a $1.1 trillion spending bill that will provide funding for government agencies, foreign aid, and local construction projects. And also, since it's so close to Christmas, a pony!" –Conan O'Brien

 


US House Sticks It To Homeowners

 

 In a win for the banking industry, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Friday to reject a measure that would have allowed bankruptcy judges to change the terms of mortgages for distressed homeowners.

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"Senate Democrats proposed a $1.1 trillion spending bill that will provide funding for government agencies, foreign aid, and local construction projects. And also, since it's so close to Christmas, a pony!" –Conan O'Brien

 


 


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