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Tuesday edition - July 12, 2011

 

 

 

GOP leaders say they’ve sacrificed enough already on debt negotiations

Amid ongoing negotiations with President Obama over raising the debt ceiling, House Republican leaders responded to Obama's call Monday for compromise by saying that their openness to raising the debt ceiling at all is sacrifice enough.

 

News of the World staff mocks Rebekah Brooks in final crossword clues

Orders from the top of News International allegedly tried to "ensure there were no libels or any hidden mocking messages of the chief executive" in the final edition of News of the World, the Daily Mail reports. But that didn't stop the paper's wily, bitter, and freshly unemployed staff from hiding clues mocking Rebekah Brooks in the crossword puzzle in the final issue of the paper.

UK police: News of the World didn't cooperate

The police officer who decided two years ago not to reopen an investigation into a phone hacking scandal says the News of the World newspaper did not cooperate fully with police.
Assistant Commisioner John Yates said Tuesday that the British


 

Murdoch's' News of the World quickly shuts down, is Fox News next? Be still my heart.

 


 

"In Arizona they had a dust storm that was two miles high and 15 miles wide. It looked like something out of a movie. Visibility in Arizona they said was so bad that police were hassling white people." –Bill Maher
 



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Beck Is Afraid Of Liberals, Moves To Mess With Texas

 

Conservative talk show titan and erstwhile Fox News anchor Glenn Beck has hinted about a relocation out of the New York City area, where he claims to recently have been the victim of a brutal public heckling by liberal elites.Beck confirmed on his daily radio program Monday that he, his family and part of his media empire are moving to Texas...

 


 

 

DSK Accuser's Hotel Job Application Makes Some Doubt Post Story
The hotel housekeeper at the center of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn trial had a tough time last week as the faltering case against the former International Monetary Fund chief seemed close to failure and speculation swirled about what the effect on her may be--from tax trouble to deportation--should the prosecution fall apart.

 

 


 

"I was sure that the Republican plan to fix the economy by defaulting on the national debt would work, but apparently it didn't. The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann." –Bill Maher

 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans


Lights Out

 

 

The William Wallaces of the Republican Party are defending our freedom again, this time our freedom to buy inefficient light bulbs. The GOP-controlled House is about to pass a bill to repeal the lighting efficiency standards that Congress passed and President Bush signed in 2007, standards that the lighting industry actually supported.

 


 


 


 

"If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumbass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican." –Bill Maher
 


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"New Rule: If your dad was on OJ's legal dream team, you can't Tweet your disappointment over the Casey Anthony verdict. It's like Tricia Nixon bitching about presidential corruption. And remember, your father started a proud Kardashian tradition: getting black men off." –Bill Maher

 


 

Bachamania

 

With a penchant for tough talk and polarizing positions, Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann is a magnet for controversy — and there's a trail of police reports to prove it.

She and her staff over the years have requested police protection or investigations when her house was egged; when protesters threw glitter on her or held up critical signs; when her campaign yard signs were stolen; when a man wrote an email perceived as a threat; and when she screamed that two women were holding her hostage "against my will" in a city hall restroom.

 


 


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