Wednesday edition - April 7, 2010




Arraignment set in phone caper at senator's office
AP – Mon Apr 5, 10:34 am ET
NEW ORLEANS - A court date has been set for four conservative activists facing reduced charges after federal authorities initially accused them of trying to tamper with the phones in Sen. Mary Landrieu's New Orleans office

Barbour will not 'critique' Steele

CNN - 4-7-10

Barbour, chairman of the Republican Governors Association, said he would not criticize RNC Chairman Michael Steele, who is under fire for his stewardship of the organization.

RNC member resigns in wake of spending scandals


 A member of the Republican National Committee resigned his post in protest on Tuesday, accusing party chairman Michael Steele of spending donor's money with "reckless disregard."


And we wonder how Darwin arrived at his conclusions.


"And last week, Sarah Palin gave a speech in Nevada, where she criticized President Barack Obama for being a constitutional law professor. The problem with that statement is Sarah Palin thinks that's an insult. Only in America, you want to insult someone, call them a teacher." –Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


War Is Hell


When a nonprofit group this week released video footage, leaked via a source in the Pentagon, showing a 2007 U.S. helicopter attack on a group of civilians in Baghdad, the clip unleashed a viral online sensation and ignited an intense debate about the conduct of U.S. forces in Iraq.



"Under President Obama's new airport security plan, anyone traveling to the U.S. will be stopped if they match the description of a potential terrorist. Wait, we weren't doing this already?" –Jimmy Fallon


Karzai Threatens to Join Cast of ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’

By Don Davis




US Military Lost Video


The U.S. military said Tuesday it can't find its copy of a video that shows two employees of the Reuters news agency being killed by Army helicopters in 2007, after a leaked version circulated the Internet and renewed questions about the attack.



Disturbing News


"You know, 30,000 people showed up for the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House today. Or as Fox News calls it, a 'socialist free food giveaway.'" –Jay Leno

We Don't Need No Stinking Mining Regulations


Executives of the company that owns a West Virginia coal mine that claimed 25 lives on Monday have long been involved in donating to state and national political leaders....The center found that 91% of that money went to Republicans.





Republican-Shenanigans News

GOP Senator versus FoxNews


House Speaker Nancy Pelosi - a lightning rod among opponents of the recent health care legislation - is being defended by an unlikely source: Conservative Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn... Coburn reiterated his opposition to the health care legislation but warned town-hall attendees to be wary of information they receive about the bill on Fox News.





Unreal American Stories
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Palin’s show was a snooze on TV.
Even fans did not find it must-see.
Plus pretending to talk
With celebs made them squawk.
And recycling old footage? Ennui!


Rock-The-Voter News


What Global Warming?


Scientists say Glacier National Park has lost two more of its namesake moving icefields to climate change, which is shrinking the rivers of ice until they grind to a halt...The park's glaciers once numbered as many as 150 but have been slowly melting away since about 1850. That's when the centuries-long Little Ice Age ended.

The melting has accelerated in recent decades as global temperatures have increased.






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Biz-Tech News


"More car news. Ford is teaming up with Microsoft to create an all electric car called the Microsoft Hohm. That's smart, because if there's one company that knows how to avoid crashes, it's Microsoft." –Jimmy Fallon


Greenspan: 'I was right 70% of the time'


Alan Greenspan acknowledged Wednesday that mistakes were made during his long tenure as chairman of the Federal Reserve, but he argued that the low interest rate policy he championed at the central bank didn't inflate the



Bush-Prison-Torture News




Vatican to Relocate to St. Pedophilia’s Basilica

By Don Davis




How Orwellian


 A Jordanian newspaper's April Fool's Day report chronicling a late-night visit by 10-foot-tall aliens in flying saucers sparked public panic and almost led to the town's emergency evacuation, officials said Monday.


Go-F**k-Yourself News


To Deal With Sex Abuse Scandal, Pope Seeks Counsel From Father Guido Sarducci

By Don Davis




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