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Thursday edition - December 29, 2005


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Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax Set Free
The Nation., NY -
Why is it not bigger news that those infamous Iraqi female scientists once routinely referred to in the media as "Dr. Germ" and "Mrs. Anthrax" have been ...



NSA's Lamest Spy Tool: Cookies
Wired News - Dec 29, 2005
... Daniel Brandt, a privacy activist who discovered the NSA cookies, said mistakes happen, "but in any case, it's illegal. The (guideline ...

US holds bulging prisoner population in Iraq
Reuters AlertNet - 12-29-05
US forces are working to complete a major expansion of detention facilities in Iraq as a growing prisoner population nears 15,000, the military said on Wednesday ...


I wonder why the Iraqis want Mrs. Anthrax and Dr. Germ back in custody?  Maybe they should change their names?


The Iraqi Pledge of Allegiance: "One nation under God, completely divisible..." – Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 Beware of 3-letter abbreviations: GOP, CIA, FBI, IRS, NSA, KGB... – Grant Gerver

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Yes Men Jump to the Front of the Line

Heading a military service isn't quite the position of power it used to be. In a Bush administration revision of plans for Pentagon succession in a doomsday scenario, three of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld's most loyal advisers moved ahead of the secretaries of the Army, Navy and Air Force.

Disturbing News

 In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. -- Lewis Black

Do We Have Geiger Counters At The Airport?

Faced with angry complaints, U.S. officials defended an anti-terrorism program yesterday that secretly tested radiation levels around the country -- including at more than 100 Muslim sites in the Washington area -- and insisted that no one was targeted because of his or her faith.

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Republican Shenanigans

A Kinder Gentler Dubya

President Bush shifted his rhetoric on Iraq in recent weeks after an intense debate among advisers about how to pull out of his political free fall, with senior adviser Karl Rove urging a campaign-style attack on critics while younger aides pushed for more candor about setbacks in the war, according to Republican strategists.

Comments on the All Hat No Cattle Blog

  • I'm sooooo happy you're back. I just found you, and then I lost you, but now all is right with the world.--Kat in the Mojave

  • Yippee!!! I just stepped out the Bookmark Door labeled Anti-Bush and found a brand new copy of AHNC sitting on the doorstep. I brought it back to the computer table, poured a fresh cup of tea, glanced at the mostly empty front page, clicked hopefully on the Table of Contents for Dec. 28, opened to the page (ahhh, the wonderful ozonic scent of fresh electronic newsprint!), and prepared to laugh . . . Chuckle - good one, Lisa. Hit 'em again! Snorfle . . . --jimwminn

  • I had faith. I knew you wouldn't leave us at a time like this if you had any choice in the matter. I peered at the screen like the little match girl through the window. Alas! No warming site to see. And finally this morning, TA DA! My friend is back! Thank you for all your efforts!-- Anonymous

Thank you all.



Rock-The-Voter News

I would love to see Abramoff take a Rorschach Test

Jack Abramoff liked to slip into dialogue from "The Godfather" as he led his lobbying colleagues in planning their next conquest on Capitol Hill. In a favorite bit, he would mimic an ice-cold Michael Corleone facing down a crooked politician's demand for a cut of Mafia gambling profits: "Senator, you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this: nothing."

 Wizard of Whimsy

Biz/Tech News

Sam Alito: he'll be good for reigning in some more of our civil liberties. – Grant Gerver


 Wizard of Whimsy

The IWR Year In Satire!

 Bush-Prison-Torture News

HURRY CAST YOUR VOTE - 2005 Political Dot-Comedy Awards

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All Hat No Cattle was nominated in 3 categories

Photo Cartoons

Bush Humor

Humor Digest


Auld Lang Impeachment -- Song Parody (Sing to "Auld Lang Syne")
"Bush/Cheney's wrongs won't be forgot.
Each one we'll keep in mind.
These evil men must be locked up
For all their many crimes.
They spied on U.S. citizens.
They lied us into war..."

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 Go-F***-Yourself News

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Pope Benedict said that Christmas isn't about expensive presents; it's about joy. After the statement, the Pope went back to his gold and marble apartment."—Conan O’Brien


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Odd News


 In this image released by Greenpeace, Greenpeace activist Mikey Resato atop a harpooned whale as crew members aboard a Japanese whaling vessel hose him down in the Southern Ocean, Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005. A Japanese whaling fleet and Greenpeace environmental activists have been involved in clashes in the remote Southern Ocean with both groups accusing each other of ramming their vessels. Photograph taken December 22, 2005. Photo by Greenpeace, Kate Davison










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