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Thursday edition - December 29, 2005

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Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax Set Free
The Nation., NY -
 12-29-05
Why is it not bigger news that those infamous Iraqi female scientists once routinely referred to in the media as "Dr. Germ" and "Mrs. Anthrax" have been ...

 

 

NSA's Lamest Spy Tool: Cookies
Wired News - Dec 29, 2005
... Daniel Brandt, a privacy activist who discovered the NSA cookies, said mistakes happen, "but in any case, it's illegal. The (guideline ...
 

US holds bulging prisoner population in Iraq
Reuters AlertNet - 12-29-05
US forces are working to complete a major expansion of detention facilities in Iraq as a growing prisoner population nears 15,000, the military said on Wednesday ...


 

I wonder why the Iraqis want Mrs. Anthrax and Dr. Germ back in custody?  Maybe they should change their names?

 


The Iraqi Pledge of Allegiance: "One nation under God, completely divisible..." – Grant Gerver


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 Beware of 3-letter abbreviations: GOP, CIA, FBI, IRS, NSA, KGB... – Grant Gerver


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Yes Men Jump to the Front of the Line

Heading a military service isn't quite the position of power it used to be. In a Bush administration revision of plans for Pentagon succession in a doomsday scenario, three of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld's most loyal advisers moved ahead of the secretaries of the Army, Navy and Air Force.


 

 

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Disturbing News


 In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. -- Lewis Black


Do We Have Geiger Counters At The Airport?

Faced with angry complaints, U.S. officials defended an anti-terrorism program yesterday that secretly tested radiation levels around the country -- including at more than 100 Muslim sites in the Washington area -- and insisted that no one was targeted because of his or her faith.


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Republican Shenanigans


A Kinder Gentler Dubya

President Bush shifted his rhetoric on Iraq in recent weeks after an intense debate among advisers about how to pull out of his political free fall, with senior adviser Karl Rove urging a campaign-style attack on critics while younger aides pushed for more candor about setbacks in the war, according to Republican strategists.



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Thank you all.


 


 


Rock-The-Voter News



I would love to see Abramoff take a Rorschach Test

Jack Abramoff liked to slip into dialogue from "The Godfather" as he led his lobbying colleagues in planning their next conquest on Capitol Hill. In a favorite bit, he would mimic an ice-cold Michael Corleone facing down a crooked politician's demand for a cut of Mafia gambling profits: "Senator, you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this: nothing."


 Wizard of Whimsy


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Sam Alito: he'll be good for reigning in some more of our civil liberties. – Grant Gerver


 

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The IWR Year In Satire!


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Auld Lang Impeachment -- Song Parody (Sing to "Auld Lang Syne")
"Bush/Cheney's wrongs won't be forgot.
Each one we'll keep in mind.
These evil men must be locked up
For all their many crimes.
They spied on U.S. citizens.
They lied us into war..."

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Odd News


 

 In this image released by Greenpeace, Greenpeace activist Mikey Resato atop a harpooned whale as crew members aboard a Japanese whaling vessel hose him down in the Southern Ocean, Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005. A Japanese whaling fleet and Greenpeace environmental activists have been involved in clashes in the remote Southern Ocean with both groups accusing each other of ramming their vessels. Photograph taken December 22, 2005. Photo by Greenpeace, Kate Davison

Peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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