Sherrod: Breitbart stirs racists Former Department of Agriculture official Shirley Sherrod said
Thursday that Andrew Breitbart knew exactly what effect posting an
edited video of her would have with the "racist people he's dealing
with."
Glenn Beck Calls NFL Star, Brian Urlacher a "Neo Nazi" Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck may have just gotten on a
very big man's very bad side.
After theroot.com compiled 33 celebrities and newsmakers in a listed
titled "The Blackest White Folks We Know" -- which also included Beck --
Glenn Beck University has opened online. Beck U. Sounds both like what you say
and what you resort to after flunking out of Clown College. - Will Durst
"The
brother of former President George Bush, Jeb Bush, is running for president.
Yep, and the campaign slogan is, 'I'm going to finish what my brother started.'
So Jeb Bush is running for president. I don't know about the rest of the
country, but thank God, ladies and gentlemen, the comedy recession is over!"
—David Letterman
Rush Limbaugh is mad as
hell at "poor old Shep Smith" and Fox News for
falling into a carefully orchestrated liberal trap over the Shirley Sherrod
firing: "I hate the fact that these people put me in a bad mood."
"Political experts and pundits and people who know the Bushes are saying that
Jeb Bush is smarter than his brother. That's damning with faint praise, isn't
it? Who the hell isn't smarter than his brother, for God's sake?" —David
Letterman
Hi Lisa …
Bob in Ohio is right about Glenn Beck and Ben-Gay. When Beck needs tears on cue,
Ben-Gay does the trick.
But Beck’s eye problems are probably not due to Ben-Gay. Risk factors for
age-related macular dystrophy include genetics, smoking, cardiovascular disease,
high blood pressure, a diet low in omega-3 fatty acids and dark leafy green
vegetables, race, and age (Source: Merck Manual). But not Ben-Gay.
The Merck Manual info leads me to think that Beck is probably not in imminent
danger of going blind. In purely human terms, that’s good. Still, I confess I
was looking forward to Beck’s having a guide dog that howled along as his master
cried, and would snarl and growl at any mention of liberals, Democrats, or
Obama.
My guess is that a year from now, Beck will tearfully announce that, thanks to a
miracle from God, he has not gone blind. That can only mean one thing: God WANTS
you to watch Glenn Beck and Fox News; in fact, your very salvation may depend on
it. (He wants you to buy gold, too.)
If Beck does go blind, he will probably be crying at the thought his mother was
right: “Put that thing away, Glennie; if you keep doing that, you’ll grow hair
on your palms or go blind!”
Do you think his eye doctor is Rand Paul?
Hang in there,
Rick in Connecticut
I
found this about the ingredients in Ben-Gay
Methyl-salicylates and menthol are found in many over-the-counter pain-relieving
creams.
Symptoms & Signs of overdose Airways and lungs No breathing
Rapid breathing
Shallow breathing Eyes, ears, nose, and throat Eye irritation
Loss of vision
Ringing in the ears
Throat swelling Kidneys Kidney failure Nervous system Dizziness
Drowsiness
Fever
Hallucinations Other (from eating the poison) Collapse
Convulsions
Hyperactivity Skin Rash (usually an allergic reaction)
Mild burn (in extremely high doses) Stomach and intestines Nausea
Vomiting, possibly with blood
I'm
sure Beck has other uses for Ben-Gay which would explain his delusional ways.
Bristol Palin is getting married to Levi Johnston. Sarah Palin is so excited
that she can't even make up words to express how thrilled she is." -David
Letterman
Selfish Is As Selfish Does
The Gulf oil spill has replaced most of the
shrimp, oysters and crabs flowing into this sleepy coastal hamlet with cash —
gobs of it. But if this is a boomtown, it's a bitter one.
The revelation that alarm systems on the rig at the centre of the disaster were
disabled – and that key safety mechanisms had also consciously been switched off
– came in testimony by a chief technician working for Transocean, the drilling
company that owned the rig.
As Long As There
Is Mucho Dinero In Drugs, The War On Drugs Will Never End
A
Mexican law enforcement official who worked with U.S. authorities was charged
with
passing along classified information to drug traffickers and arranging the
arrests of his drug boss' rivals, according to an indictment unsealed Friday.
Jesus Quinones, a liaison to U.S. law enforcement with the Baja California
attorney general's office, was among 43 defendants named in the complaint that
alleges murder, kidnapping and other crimes.
Chinese View of Sarah Palin
Email
Subject: Idiots
Lisa,
Picture the U.S. as a school bus. The driver is the president and we are the
passengers.
When the driver is a republiCANT then the fine, compassionate, conservative
passengers sit quietly as the bus cruises along, praising the driver as he
speeds, naps , texts his buddies and takes an occasional nip from his hip flask.
The democrat passengers will do some backseat driving if they don't like the way
the driver is operating the bus but other than some constructive complaining
they stay in their seats and hope that the driver will straighten up because
they want to get where they are going as safely as possible.
When the driver is a democrat, the republiCANTS run amok, screaming at and
picking fights with the other passengers, throwing tantrums in the aisles and
take turns covering the driver's eyes with their hands while shouting that they
hope that he fails and drives the bus off a cliff.
They evidently don't realize - or care- that their actions impairs the driver's
ability to drive and therefore endangers everyone on the bus.
Are they really that stupid and ignorant?
Rick in Texas
Excellent comparison.
Are they that stupid and ignorant you ask?
Hell, yeah.
Republicans have repeatedly crashed the bus. And are doing so now
I just look at Palin, Bachmann, and their ilk and my fears all come to fruition.
Now, Palin is making up words? Refuidate? Or some such nonsense.
If the Tea Partiers get out of hand, as Ross Perot did in the 1994 presidential
election, the threats will happen. The Perot threat had everything. Perot said
he was threatened by the Papa Bush campaign with porn pix of his daughter before
her wedding and there was even a fall guy for Bush, who worked for Perot. Perot
must have been quite satisfied when Bush lost to Clinton. Or maybe not,
considering how wacky Perot can be.
I'm sure they have ammo on Palin, not that she needs any. But even she isn't
bullet proof. It'll be interesting to see what she does if she runs for office.
I wonder if she realizes that her best allies are the GOP, not the Tea Bags.
The Safest Babysitters In The
World. Secret Service Included.
– President Barack
Obama's daughters might be growing up in White House, but that does not mean
they have to miss out on a rite of passage for American girls --
a babysitting job.
I hope you had a good
time today.
Please help keep All Hat No Cattle
online
Thank you Larry.
Offline Donation -
Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
or
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Apartado Postal 79
Santa Cruz, Guanacaste 5150
Costa Rica
An
undated artist's impression of a concept design released July 8, 2010 shows the
exterior of The Mirrorcube, designed by Tham & Videgard Architects,to be
constructed on the site of Treehotel in the Swedish village of Harads.
A lofty new hotel concept is set to open in a remote village in northern Sweden,
which aims to elevate the simple tree house into a world-class destination for
design-conscious travelers. Treehotel, located about 60 km south of the Arctic
Circle, will consist of four rooms : The Cabin, The Blue Cone, The Nest and The
Mirrorcube. I wonder how the hell do you get up there?
"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George
Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm
glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." -
Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to
Political Humor.
