Monday edition - April 21, 2007

 

 

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Top Bush aides pushed for Guantánamo torture
Guardian, UK - Apr 18, 2008
Senior Bush administration figures pushed through previously outlawed measures with the aid of inexperienced military officials at Guantánamo..

 

 Iraqi PM urges Arab states to open embassies in Baghdad
The Associated Press - 4-21-08
BAGHDAD (AP) - Six people died in clashes in Baghdad's embattled Sadr City on Monday, as Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki urged other Arab countries to reopen their embassies in the capital as a show of support for his government

 White House challenges release of visitor logs
The Associated Press - 4-21-08
The court sided with a liberal watchdog group that sought records showing visits by prominent religious conservatives to the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's residence. The Bush administration appealed and lawyers were scheduled to argue


 

 If you think the Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you’re an idiot. If you think they’re going to take away your gun, you’re an armed idiot. And if you think they’re going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you’re Bill O’Reilly. - Bill Maher

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Can This Administration Do Anything Right? Obviously No!

 

A new report warns says US provincial reconstruction teams (PRT), a much publicized program for rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan, operate as ad hoc "pickup games" with no clear direction.
 


 

You know – you know that since George Bush has become president, gas has basically tripled in price. Now, Bush is an oil man. I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m just saying that if we had elected Colonel Sanders president—[laughter]—and the price of chicken had tripled, I’d be a little suspicious. That’s all – I’m not getting – that’s all I’m saying. - Bill Maher

 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


CNN Reporter Busted In Central Park

 

 

A CNN reporter was arrested Friday in Central Park with a small amount of methamphetamine in his pocket, but he avoided jail time by agreeing to undergo drug counseling and therapy.

Richard Quest, 46, was arrested around 3:40 a.m. on a count of possession of a controlled substance — a misdemeanor that usually refers to a personal use amount of a drug. He was also charged with loitering; the park officially closes at 1 a.m.
 


 

John McCain presented his proposal. He says that over the summer, we should have a “gas tax holiday.” Ooh. For summer drivers, the 18-cent-a-gallon federal gas tax, he wants that lifted over the summer. Or as it used to be called, “Grandpa is giving you five dollars.” - Bill Maher

 


 

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

While Former President Jimmy Carter Tries To Negotiate Peace in Middle East, Former President George H.W. Bush Does This - Yahoo! News Photo

 


 

 


 

I mean, this was quite a debate. They touched on all the important issues that are facing Americans today: bitterness,  flag pins, retired preachers, sixties radicals, imaginary Bosnian snipers, cookies. It was really quite a debate.  I don’t want to say Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopoulos were awful, but today the FCC fined ABC for allowing “boobs” on the air. - Bill Maher

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 


 

The Candidates: How will they look in four years? - Popular Photography


 


 


 

 

Biz-Tech News


 

Airlines should just get it over with and start putting passengers in the cargo hold. Let’s face it. You’ve already taken away the leg room, the food, the pillows. The only thing left is to tag us, load us onto the conveyor belt—and let us fight over who gets to sleep on the bag of mail. - Bill Maher

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 

 


 

 

Did you see what’s going on down in Texas? This is unbelievable. Those 416 kids from the Mormonist sect – whatever they are – polygamist, break-off sect – they had to go before a judge – like, every lawyer in the state was there – to decide whether the kids are going to go back to their “ranch” or into foster care. Which is so sad, because some of these kids are barely old enough to know what’s going on, and they miss their husbands. - Bill Maher


 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

 


 

"Anyway, happy birthday to the pope. 81 years old today. You know what's amazing? Think about this. The pope is younger than Hugh Hefner." --Jay Leno

 

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

 

 

South Korean scientists have cloned sniffer dogs, seen here, for drug inspection for the first time.
Photo/Shin Won-Gun

 

 

Peace.