Happy Monday edition - September 15, 2008

 

 

 

 

Obama blames Wall St. crisis on Republican policy
MLive.com, MI - 9-15-08
... upheaval on Wall Street was "the most serious financial crisis since the Great Depression" and blamed it on policies that he said Republican rival John...

 

Active Role for Palin’s Husband in Alaska Government
New York Times, United States - 9-15-08
ANCHORAGE — In voting to issue a subpoena to Todd Palin in an investigation of the firing of the Alaska public safety commissioner

Clinton urges Democrats to unite for Obama-Biden
Toledo Blade, OH - 9-15-08
ELYRIA, Ohio — Hillary Clinton yesterday made her first return trip to Ohio since the primary season, this time to campaign for the man who beat


 

Stupidity: Voting a Republican into the White House again and expecting different results

 


 

Sarah Palin belonged to a church where members spoke in tongues. What better preparation for a politician? - LaughLines

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Bush Emptying US Weapons Cache

 

The Bush administration is pushing through a broad array of foreign weapons deals as it seeks to rearm Iraq and Afghanistan, contain North Korea and Iran, and solidify ties with onetime Russian allies.

From tanks, helicopters and fighter jets to missiles, remotely piloted aircraft and even warships, the Department of Defense has agreed so far this fiscal year to sell or transfer more than $32 billion in weapons and other military equipment to foreign governments, compared with $12 billion in 2005.

 


 

 

 


Email

Subject: Biden says Hillary would be better VP pick

 


I KNEW Biden, although one of my favorite Congressmen, would eventually say something that retarded, and I knew the SECOND I saw Palin that we were doomed. Unless Obama’s campaign comes up with something better than picking on Juan for being computer illiterate, we are f**ked.
Remember, y’all, this is a nation that is comprised of people who found Dubya’s lack of intellectual curiosity REFRESHING.
 

Jed

 


 

 




 

Disturbing News


 

More FEMA F*CKUPS

 

It didn't take long for the finger-pointing to begin.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency came under fire Sunday as emergency workers were left undernourished and dozens of trucks of water and food had yet to be set up at distribution centers around Houston and surrounding communities

 


 

Palin Panic
By Madeleine Begun Kane


Obama’s campaign sure is fraying,
And the numbers are very dismaying.
If they don’t turn around,
You may soon hear this sound:
Dem agnostics and atheists praying.
 



 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

They've already begun making the Lifetime movie about Palin: Gidget Goes To Washington - Grant Gerver

 


 

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

 


 

Graphic by Bob B

 


Thought Helmets

Soldiers barking orders at each other is so 20th Century. That's why the U.S. Army has just awarded a $4 million contract to begin developing "thought helmets" that would harness silent brain waves for secure communication among troops. Ultimately, the Army hopes the project will "lead to direct mental control of military systems by thought alone."

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Obama Waffles Leave Racist Taste in Mouth TMZ.com

 


 

 

Numbing Helps

 


Email

Subject: This election and the next

 Palin v Clinton in 2012 is going to be hilarious. Too bad I will be dead from alcohol poisoning and won’t enjoy it in the slightest.

Sam/NYC

 


 


Biz-Tech News


Joke Time

 

 

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown & into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, & when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'

He ignored me & continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me & wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, & the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'McCain in '08'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

 

 

Sent in By Phyllis and Dick

 


 


 

What does Sarah Palin know and when did she start knowing it? - Chevy Chase

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 

The George W. Bush Presidential Library - a monument to his years in office, is in the planning stages. The  Library  will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first tour,
they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.)

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun
gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice,
coins, and straws.

Note: The museum will feature an electron microscope
to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

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Stop the Swiftpigging!

 

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Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

 


 

Email All Hat No Cattle

 


Odd News


 

 

 

An Okapi in the Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The okapi, an African animal so elusive that it was once believed to be a mythical unicorn, has been photographed in the wild for the first time, the Zoological Society of London (ZSL) said Thursday.
Photo/Zoological Society Of London

 

Peace.