The above toon was done by BH48.  Reading about Neil Bush, Janklow and that everlovin' Confederate flag waver, Trent Lott -- give me Bill and Hillary any day of the week.  Thank you Lord for making me a Democrat.

North Korea wants more atomic arms
swissinfo, Switzerland - 8-30-03
... initial letters of the North's official name, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. "Even a child would not be taken in by such a trick.". ...

       Consensus of six parties at North Korea crisis talks - MSNBC
 

"One problem I have with Arnold Schwarzenegger is that he looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts." —Molly Ivins

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"Labor Day is on Monday. You know who hates Labor Day? President Bush does because this means he only has three more weeks of summer vacation left." —David Letterman

"I'm a follower of American politics."

 —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

Grecians for Democracy

"Keep good relations with the Grecians."

 --George W. Bush as quoted in the Economist,
June 12, 1999.

Clinton Narrates Wolf-Friendly Peter and the Wolf
Yahoo News - Aug 29, 2003
... his triumph, Peter thought instead of fallen trees, parched meadows, choked streams,
and of each and every wolf struggling for survival," Clinton narrates. ...
 

Click below for you weekly Uncle Bam Cartoon

Uncle Bam cartoon for 8/29/03

"There is no order! There is no government!"
SHATHA SALEH, after the bombing at a mosque in Najaf, Iraq.

 
4 With al-Qaida Ties Held in Iraq Blast
 

The FBI (news - web sites) on August 29, 2003 arrested Jeffrey Lee Parson, 18, Minnesota teenager officials said admitted to making a copycat variant of the devastating Blaster Internet worm. Parson is pictured in this Hopkins High School 2003 yearbook photo. (Handout)

Some Comic Relief sent in by Doc

• THE MIND OF STEVEN WRIGHT...
  
  
  If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who
  once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and
  replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than we
  do to our amazement and amusement. Here are some more of his gems.
  
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  Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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  Half the people you know are below average.
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  99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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  42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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  All those who believe in psycho kinetics, raise my hand.
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  The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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  I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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  Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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  If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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  The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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  Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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• Thanks Doc.  I just love Steven Wright.

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In this picture the Moon is seen illuminated solely by light reflected from the Earth. The bright glow on the lunar horizon is caused by light from the solar corona; the Sun is just behind the lunar limb. Caught in this image is the planet Venus at the top of the frame.


Peace.