Monday edition - May 28, 2007




US Meets With Iran For First Time In Decades
WCAV, VA - 5-28-07
Iraq, Iranian diplomats sat down with US officials Monday morning for the first time in almost 3 decades to discuss the security problems in and around


US Senate Panel Says Pre-War Intelligence Correctly Predicted Turmoil
Voice of America - May 26, 2007
 A report issued by a key US Senate committee says the intelligence community predicted before the US-led invasion of Iraq that toppling Saddam

China says US report on its military exaggerated
ABC News - 5-28-07
BEIJING (Reuters) - China hit back at a Pentagon report on its rising military might on Monday, saying it was exaggerated and an interference in Chinese


I wonder if the Iran-Contra Affair is mentioned in the history books of our US schools?



Thanks to Bush, Everyday's Memorial Day. - Grant Gerver,

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News



By Don Davis




"Today President Bush lashed back at Jimmy Carter saying, 'Hey, if it wasn't for me, there wouldn't be that many poor people for you to build houses for.'" --Jay Leno





Disturbing News


Big Dog Barks


"I met Rush Limbaugh the other night in New York, and I was tempted after all the terrible things he said about me to tell him we were 99-point-nine percent the same," Clinton said, drawing laughter from the audience. "I was afraid the poor man would run weeping from the restaurant, and so I let it go."



Andrew Card gets booed


Republican Shenanigans

Defending Bumper stickers


Democratic consultant and Fox News commentator Bob Beckel is sporting a big shiner from a fistfight Tuesday afternoon in the parking lot of a Giant supermarket in Bethesda.


War on Terror Batting Average


U.S. immigration agencies say anti-terrorism is their primary mission, but they tried to deport only 12 people on terrorism-related charges from 2004 through 2006, according to a private research study released yesterday.
The 12 represent a tiny fraction of the 814,073 people the government tried to expel from the country during the three years.

Rock-The-Voter News

Meanwhile, Back to Osama bin Laden


During a Rose Garden news conference on Thursday, President Bush was asked by New York Times reporter Jim Rutenberg why Osama bin Laden is still at large. Bush responded:

"Why is he at large? Because we haven't got him yet, Jim. That's why. And he's hiding, and we're looking, and we will continue to look until we bring him to justice. We've brought a lot of his buddies to justice, but not him. That's why he's still at large. He's not out there traipsing around, he's not leading many parades, however. He's not out feeding the hungry. He's isolated, trying to kill people to achieve his objective."






Biz-Tech News


Poland Catches Jerry Falwell Flu


Poland's conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.



I just think that George Bush really thought he could give the Iraqis a better life. But I think it was arrogant for a guy in his fifties to not realize that he was way too stupid to be the person who could deliver this. – Bill Maher



Bush-Prison-Torture News



Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President by David Letterman

10. I'm smarter than the last guy

9.  With an oval office, I can't bump into anything

8.  Fox News is already on my side

7.  I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job

6.  I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions

5.  I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts

4.  I will be the Secretary of Donuts

3.  My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore

2.  My vice president will be Mayor McCheese

1.  Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in


Go-F***-Yourself News





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In this photo released by Melynne Stone, Jamison Stone, 11, poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007, which is located about 200 miles north of AHNC's Alabama Headquarters. Stone's father says the hog weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal's size are true, it would be larger than ``Hogzilla,'' the huge hog killed in Georgia in 2004. Photo/Melynne Stone