Wednesday edition - March 11, 2009


Brunch with Rush



US to Ease Some Cuba Restrictions
Voice of America -3-11-09
By VOA News The US Congress has approved a spending bill that includes easing trade and travel restrictions against Cuba. The provisions are part of a $410 billion spending bill approved by the Senate on Tuesday and passed earlier by the House of..


Can NASA take a joke? Try space station Colbert
The Associated Press - ‎3-11-09‎
WASHINGTON (AP) — Earth to Space Station Colbert: The cosmic joke may be on NASA. Comedian Stephen Colbert, who couldn't get his mock presidential campaign

US intelligence candidate pulls out after objections
Reuters - 3-11-09‎
By Randall Mikkelsen WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Obama administration's candidate for a top US intelligence post withdrew on Tuesday amid congressional


"Well, this is kind of exciting. There's talk president Barack Obama wants to lift trade restrictions with Cuba, which is great news for anybody here looking to buy a '58 Buick." -- Jay Leno




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


What The Hell Is Going On Here?


The unit has a discipline rate three times as high as Fort Bragg's main tenant, the 82nd Airborne Division, and transition units at two other bases punish their soldiers even more frequently than the one at Fort Bragg..."In my 10 years of service I have often seen soldiers mistreated, abused or left hanging, but never have I seen an entire unit collectively mentally and physically break down its members," said Jonas, a 28-year-old from Tempe, Ariz.


Republicans are attacking Barack Obama because he now wants to negotiate directly with the Taliban. Obama responded, “Hey, right now I’d rather deal with the Taliban than with Republicans.”- Jimmy Fallon





Disturbing News


"A new poll indicates that Americans are now less religious than ever before. But I think people are more religious now because all you have to do is take a look at your 401(k) and you start shouting, 'Oh, God! Oh God!'" -- David Letterman



Katie Did



Evening News anchor Katie Couric was honored for her "extraordinary, persistent and detailed multi-part interviews with Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin" which judges called a "defining moment in the 2008 presidential campaign."




Republican-Shenanigans News


"The New York Stock Exchange, by the way, if you are interested, is now a 99 cent store so get down there and do what you can." -- David Letterman




Rock-The-Voter News


Jim Cramer, Joe Scarborough Have Had Enough Of These Jon Stewart LIES - Wonkette



"And former President George W. Bush says he'll start a national speaking tour soon. You know, as soon as he learns how to speak." -- Jay Leno






Let’s face it: The only bracing symbol of American strength right now is the image of Michelle Obama’s sculpted biceps. Her husband urges bold action, but it is Michelle who looks as though she could easily wind up and punch out Rush Limbaugh, Bernie Madoff and all the corporate creeps who ripped off America. - Maureen Dowd


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Biz-Tech News


"Stock market keeps going down and down and down. Today I tipped my cabdriver with 100 shares of GM stock." -- David Letterman


Credit Card Corruption


A senior senator is asking the Federal Trade Commission to investigate reported instances of debt collection firms asking people to pay their dead relatives' credit card bills or other debts.
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., a member of the Senate Banking Committee, met Tuesday with the new chairman of the FTC, Jon Leibowitz, and requested that the agency look into a practice he said appears to violate the law.


Bush-Prison-Torture News


The Obama family is finally getting their dog. They say they’re getting a Portuguese water dog. And today, Rush Limbaugh said he hopes the dog fails.- Jay Leno





Coulter versus Maher


“To start off, George Bush did a lot more blow than Obama ever did,” Maher said. “Please don’t ruin the only thing I like about him.” ... While Coulter criticized the MSNBC hosts, Maher took on Rush Limbaugh.

“We all say crazy s--t when we’re high,” Maher said. “I think it’s interesting that he is now the undisputed leader of the Republican Party. It shows how clueless they are. They went looking for the future and they found radio.”


Go-F**k-Yourself News



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An inscription inside a watch owned by President Abraham Lincoln is seen after the watch was opened in Washington March 10, 2009. The National Museum of American History announced it had found a "secret" message engraved in President Lincoln's watch by a watchmaker who was repairing it in 1861 when news of the attack on Fort Sumter reached Washington, D.C. According to the museum, the actual engraving reads "Jonathan Dillon April 13-1861 Fort Sumpter was attacked by the rebels on the above date J Dillon April 13-1861 Washington thank God we have a government Jonth Dillon." Photo/National Museum of American History






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