Wednesday edition - March 11, 2009
Brunch with Rush
US to Ease
Some Cuba Restrictions
Can NASA take a joke? Try space station Colbert
US intelligence candidate pulls out after objections
"Well, this is kind of exciting. There's talk president Barack Obama wants to lift trade restrictions with Cuba, which is great news for anybody here looking to buy a '58 Buick." -- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
2 Iraqi journalists killed in Abu Ghraib bombing The Associated Press
What The Hell Is Going On Here?
The unit has a discipline rate three times as high as Fort Bragg's main tenant, the 82nd Airborne Division, and transition units at two other bases punish their soldiers even more frequently than the one at Fort Bragg..."In my 10 years of service I have often seen soldiers mistreated, abused or left hanging, but never have I seen an entire unit collectively mentally and physically break down its members," said Jonas, a 28-year-old from Tempe, Ariz.
Republicans are attacking Barack Obama because he now wants to negotiate directly with the Taliban. Obama responded, “Hey, right now I’d rather deal with the Taliban than with Republicans.”- Jimmy Fallon
"A new poll indicates that Americans are now less religious than ever before. But I think people are more religious now because all you have to do is take a look at your 401(k) and you start shouting, 'Oh, God! Oh God!'" -- David Letterman
Evening News anchor Katie Couric was honored for her "extraordinary, persistent and detailed multi-part interviews with Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin" which judges called a "defining moment in the 2008 presidential campaign."
State GOP leaders say they still support Steele The Associated Press
No quit: the campaign to boost Bush Politico
"The New York Stock Exchange, by the way, if you are interested, is now a 99 cent store so get down there and do what you can." -- David Letterman
Jim Cramer, Joe Scarborough Have Had Enough Of These Jon Stewart LIES - Wonkette
"And former President George W. Bush says he'll start a national speaking tour soon. You know, as soon as he learns how to speak." -- Jay Leno
Let’s face it: The only bracing symbol of American strength right now is the image of Michelle Obama’s sculpted biceps. Her husband urges bold action, but it is Michelle who looks as though she could easily wind up and punch out Rush Limbaugh, Bernie Madoff and all the corporate creeps who ripped off America. - Maureen Dowd
Ads by Google
Palin Hacker Facing Three Additional Charges PC Magazine
market keeps going down and down and down. Today I tipped my cabdriver with 100
shares of GM stock." -- David Letterman
Credit Card Corruption
senator is asking the Federal Trade Commission to investigate reported instances
of debt collection firms asking people to pay their dead relatives' credit card
bills or other debts.
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., a member of the Senate Banking Committee, met Tuesday with the new chairman of the FTC, Jon Leibowitz, and requested that the agency look into a practice he said appears to violate the law.
Officials: Afghanistan Taliban leader was at Gitmo The Associated Press
The Obama family is finally getting their dog. They say they’re getting a Portuguese water dog. And today, Rush Limbaugh said he hopes the dog fails.- Jay Leno
Coulter versus Maher
“To start off,
George Bush did a lot more blow than Obama ever did,” Maher said. “Please don’t
ruin the only thing I like about him.” ... While Coulter criticized the MSNBC
hosts, Maher took on Rush Limbaugh.
“We all say crazy s--t when we’re high,” Maher said. “I think it’s interesting that he is now the undisputed leader of the Republican Party. It shows how clueless they are. They went looking for the future and they found radio.”
Cheney to Appear on CNN Sunday Television Week
Please help keep All Hat No Cattle Online!
Donations this week: 5
For the week beginning 3-9-09
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Octuplets mom says she's paying for new house The Associated Press
To Help You Deflate Photo
An inscription inside a watch owned by President Abraham Lincoln is seen after the watch was opened in Washington March 10, 2009. The National Museum of American History announced it had found a "secret" message engraved in President Lincoln's watch by a watchmaker who was repairing it in 1861 when news of the attack on Fort Sumter reached Washington, D.C. According to the museum, the actual engraving reads "Jonathan Dillon April 13-1861 Fort Sumpter was attacked by the rebels on the above date J Dillon April 13-1861 Washington thank God we have a government Jonth Dillon." Photo/National Museum of American History