Thursday edition - November 19, 2009 |
McCain on Palin: Was he for her before he was against her?
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At 2074
pages and $849 billion, Senate health bill arrives |
Palin's trek takes her to the friendly land of Fox |
Sarah Palin is fighting the wrong fight. Instead of whining about the Newsweek cover being sexist, she should be whining about what the headline
and subhead are.
"Do you know where President Obama is right now? In China. Today he was over there. They're touring him around. He got to see where they keep all our money." –David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4363 The Associated Press
US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 841 Atlanta Journal Constitution
Chinese Bribe Afghan Official
A senior Afghan official allegedly took a $20 million bribe to steer a copper mining project to a Chinese company, a glaring example of the claims of corruption clouding the Obama administration's deliberations over expanding the U.S. commitment in Afghanistan.
"Liz
Cheney said on Fox News that her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney,
should run for president in 2012. In fact, that's apparently in the Mayan
calendar too, you know. Cheney becomes president, and then the whole world ends.
That's exactly what happens." –Jay Leno
Disturbing News
"One of
the people most bothered by Obama's bow was former Vice President Dick Cheney.
He said no American president should bow to anyone. Dick's been unusually feisty
lately. He's like that when he gets a fresh battery in his pacemaker."
–Jimmy Kimmel
Republican-Shenanigans News
GOP senators grill Holder on decision to try 9/11 suspects in federal court Dallas Morning News
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Out Foxed
Fox News Channel correspondent Major Garrett called
himself a "conscientious objector" in his network's fight with the White House
after a brief interview with President Barack Obama Wednesday
during which the topic never came up.
"But you
know, President Bush never bowed to any foreign leaders. He just held hands with
them and also he kissed them and then they shared a bunk bed. But that was
different. That was for oil." –Jimmy Kimmel
Rock-The-Voter News
"Oh, you
know what happened on this day in 1973? Richard Nixon uttered his famous line,
'I am not a crook.' That's back when being a crook could actually hurt a
politician's career. See, now it's just part of the job." –Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
Oil Prices Slide Near $79 Wall Street Journal
"President
Obama arrived in China yesterday. And to foster the spirit of good will, he wore
the traditional clothes made by the children of China. You know, L.L. Bean, J.
Crew, Banana Republic, Nike, Reebok." –Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"And experts now say China wants a bigger role in world events. Really? What, being our landlord is not enough now?" –Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Cheney's daughter, partner have 2nd child The Associated Press
"You guys
hear this? 'The Oxford Dictionary' declared that the 2009 word of the year is 'unfriend.'
To unfriend means to completely delete somebody you don't like from your life,
or as CNN calls it, 'Lou Dobbs them.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A wild turkey
walks across the toll booths at exit 14B of the New Jersey Turnpike in Jersey
City, N.J., Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2009. The turkey, who toll workers named Tammy,
was caught Wednesday by New Jersey Division of Fish and Wildlife biologists
after spending about two months in the area.
Photo/Mel Evans
Peace.