Sarah Palin is fighting the wrong fight. Instead of whining about the Newsweek cover being sexist, she should be whining about what the headline

 and subhead are.

"Do you know where President Obama is right now? In China. Today he was over there. They're touring him around. He got to see where they keep all our money." –David Letterman

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4363 The Associated Press

• US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 841  Atlanta Journal Constitution

• 19 killed in Pakistan courthouse bombing

• Iraq vote faces likely delay

• Afghan president sworn in to second 5-year term

• US Army suicides on track to hit new high in 2009

• Afghans say poverty, not Taliban, main cause of war

• GAO: Fraud in gov't contracts for disabled vets

Chinese Bribe Afghan Official

A senior Afghan official allegedly took a $20 million bribe to steer a copper mining project to a Chinese company, a glaring example of the claims of corruption clouding the Obama administration's deliberations over expanding the U.S. commitment in Afghanistan.

"Liz Cheney said on Fox News that her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney, should run for president in 2012. In fact, that's apparently in the Mayan calendar too, you know. Cheney becomes president, and then the whole world ends. That's exactly what happens." –Jay Leno
 

Disturbing News

• Experts say radical measures won't stop swine flu

"One of the people most bothered by Obama's bow was former Vice President Dick Cheney. He said no American president should bow to anyone. Dick's been unusually feisty lately. He's like that when he gets a fresh battery in his pacemaker." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• GOP senators grill Holder on decision to try 9/11 suspects in federal court  Dallas Morning News

• McCain defends campaign team against Palin

• Hundreds cheer Palin in Mich. for book tour

• SC Gov. Mark Sanford to face ethics accusations

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Out Foxed

Fox News Channel correspondent Major Garrett called himself a "conscientious objector" in his network's fight with the White House after a brief interview with President Barack Obama Wednesday during which the topic never came up.
 

"But you know, President Bush never bowed to any foreign leaders. He just held hands with them and also he kissed them and then they shared a bunk bed. But that was different. That was for oil." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama says he met with half brother while in China

• Negligence ruling in Katrina floods may cost feds AP

• Lieberman slams public option; taunts critics  Politico

"Oh, you know what happened on this day in 1973? Richard Nixon uttered his famous line, 'I am not a crook.' That's back when being a crook could actually hurt a politician's career. See, now it's just part of the job." –Jay Leno
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil Prices Slide Near $79  Wall Street Journal

• Calif. requires TVs to be more energy-efficient

• China Commercial Aircraft plans plant in Shanghai

• Webby Awards name top 10 Internet moments of the decade

"President Obama arrived in China yesterday. And to foster the spirit of good will, he wore the traditional clothes made by the children of China. You know, L.L. Bean, J. Crew, Banana Republic, Nike, Reebok." –Jay Leno
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Behind missed Gitmo deadline: Detainees unwanted AP

"And experts now say China wants a bigger role in world events. Really? What, being our landlord is not enough now?" –Jay Leno

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney's daughter, partner have 2nd child The Associated Press

"You guys hear this? 'The Oxford Dictionary' declared that the 2009 word of the year is 'unfriend.' To unfriend means to completely delete somebody you don't like from your life, or as CNN calls it, 'Lou Dobbs them.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 

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