Veteran's Day edition - November 11, 2009
Obama honors veterans at Arlington cemetery
With jobs order, Obama gives veterans more to celebrate
Public signing cards for troops on Veterans Day
"The White House has approved a new plan to pay — they're going to pay members of the Taliban to change sides and support the U.S. And if it works there, they're going to try it with Fox News." –Jay Leno
first year in office, President Obama has traveled to 16 foreign countries, more
than any other president in history. Bush only traveled to 11, but most of those
were just different parts from the 'It's a Small World' ride." –Jimmy Fallon
Former top executives at Blackwater Worldwide say the U.S. security contractor sent about $1 million to its Iraq office with the intention of paying off officials in the country who were angry about the fatal shootings of 17 civilians by Blackwater employees, The New York Times reported Tuesday.
Levi Johnston: My All-Out Fight for Tripp People Magazine
Huckabee suggests Palin double standard CNN Political Ticker
Strange Bed Fellows
Disgraced South Carolina
Gov. Mark Sanford might not have much political capital these days, but his wife
Jilted first lady Jenny Sanford is endorsing Republican state Rep. Nikki Haley (HAY'-lee) to succeed her term-limited husband when he leaves office next year.
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The Blue Dogs by using extortion
Have effectively outlawed abortion:
Turned the health reform bill
Into “pro-lifer” swill.
Must reverse this, or Democrats’ corps shun.
First lady Michelle Obama appears on ‘”Sesame Street” to celebrate the show’s 40th anniversary. It’s going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the episode gets a little tense when Ernie and Bert ask the first lady why her husband’s dragging his feet on gay marriage. - Conan O'Brien
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It must take
a lot of time out of your day to be so hateful. You must be very sad that Bush
is no longer president, although I see you haven't let go yet!
Wow. You think I'm sad Bush is no longer president? WTF are you drinking?
I "haven't let go yet"? Well, neither have any of the world's late night comedians, editorial cartoonists, stand up comics and half of the United States -- I'd say I'm in good company.
I hope you thanked a Veteran today who gave you the freedom to email me and tell me I'm hateful.
had an emergency appendectomy, but he’ll be back on the air tomorrow. That’s
right. However, for his first day back, doctors are warning Blenn to take it
easy and only compare Obama to Hitler three times an hour.
- Conan O'Brien
Ford Motor Company announced they found a way to put air bags in rear seats. Beat you to it, Mr. Ford! Our elected officials have been riding around in the back seat for years.- Laugh Lines
Cheney is reloading his
probably heard this. Medical experts are now saying that marijuana can be used
to treat hemorrhoids. That’s one way to make sure nobody uses your bong.-
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To Help You Deflate Photo
by Chinese artist Liu Bolin titled "Burning Man Obama" is tested at a workshop
in Beijing November 11, 2009. The sculpture represents U.S. President Barack
Obama's impact on the world.