Veteran's Day edition - November 11, 2009



Obama honors veterans at Arlington cemetery
The Associated Press - ‎11-11-09
ARLINGTON, Va. — President Barack Obama went to the national burial ground for war heros to place a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns, a day after leading a memorial service for those slain in the Fort Hood shootings. On a gray, rainy day,


With jobs order, Obama gives veterans more to celebrate
Washington Post - 11-11-09‎
Presidential executive orders are lofty, historical documents, generally signed in White House ceremonies with pomp and circumstance.

Public signing cards for troops on Veterans Day
AP – 11-11-09
WASHINGTON - Dozens of volunteers and passers-by are stopping by an American Red Cross building on Veterans Day to sign holiday greetings cards for U.S soldiers around the world and veterans.


"The White House has approved a new plan to pay — they're going to pay members of the Taliban to change sides and support the U.S. And if it works there, they're going to try it with Fox News." –Jay Leno




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"In his first year in office, President Obama has traveled to 16 foreign countries, more than any other president in history. Bush only traveled to 11, but most of those were just different parts from the 'It's a Small World' ride." –Jimmy Fallon



Former top executives at Blackwater Worldwide say the U.S. security contractor sent about $1 million to its Iraq office with the intention of paying off officials in the country who were angry about the fatal shootings of 17 civilians by Blackwater employees, The New York Times reported Tuesday.





Disturbing News




Republican-Shenanigans News


Strange Bed Fellows


Disgraced South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford might not have much political capital these days, but his wife does.

Jilted first lady Jenny Sanford is endorsing Republican state Rep. Nikki Haley (HAY'-lee)  to succeed her term-limited husband when he leaves office next year.


Rock-The-Voter News


Stewing Over Stupak
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Blue Dogs by using extortion
Have effectively outlawed abortion:
Turned the health reform bill
Into “pro-lifer” swill.
Must reverse this, or Democrats’ corps shun.






First lady Michelle Obama appears on ‘”Sesame Street” to celebrate the show’s 40th anniversary. It’s going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the episode gets a little tense when Ernie and Bert ask the first lady why her husband’s dragging his feet on gay marriage. - Conan O'Brien




Email: Chris Evensen

Subject: Wow


It must take a lot of time out of your day to be so hateful. You must be very sad that Bush is no longer president, although I see you haven't let go yet!

~Revisionist History~


Wow. You think I'm sad Bush is no longer president? WTF are you drinking?


I "haven't let go yet"? Well, neither have any of the world's late night comedians, editorial cartoonists, stand up comics and half of the United States --  I'd say I'm in good company.


I hope you thanked a Veteran today who gave you the freedom to email me and tell me I'm hateful.




Biz-Tech News


Glenn Beck had an emergency appendectomy, but he’ll be back on the air tomorrow. That’s right. However, for his first day back, doctors are warning Blenn to take it easy and only compare Obama to Hitler three times an hour. - Conan O'Brien



Bush-Prison-Torture News


Ford Motor Company announced they found a way to put air bags in rear seats. Beat you to it, Mr. Ford! Our elected officials have been riding around in the back seat for years.- Laugh Lines





Go-F**k-Yourself News


Well, you probably heard this. Medical experts are now saying that marijuana can be used to treat hemorrhoids. That’s one way to make sure nobody uses your bong.- Laugh Lines


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A sculpture by Chinese artist Liu Bolin titled "Burning Man Obama" is tested at a workshop in Beijing November 11, 2009. The sculpture represents U.S. President Barack Obama's impact on the world.
Photo/Jason Lee




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