Thursday edition - March 4, 2010
shopping reality TV series
Coming soon: New Palin book
Sarah Palin and entourage descend like 'locusts' on Oscar swag suite
I wonder if Todd of the Tundra will do snow machine tricks for the reality show? Maybe David Letterman can have Todd on his show to do stupid human tricks.
President Obama yesterday had his annual physical. Annual checkup. Apparently everything is all right. Earlier today, former Vice President Dick Cheney went in for his annual autopsy.- –David Letterman
China's military spending slows, on paper Christian Science Monitor
about presidents who smoked. You remember George W. Bush? Remember him? He's
saying while he was president he would enjoy the occasional cigar. On a rare
occasion, he would have a cigar because he said it helped him think. I want to
tell you, occasions don't get more rare than that, ladies and gentlemen." –David
Ship Over American Made Mobile Homes And Call It A Day
Another State Department
construction project has gone awry, and once again the builders of the troubled
U.S. Embassy compound in Baghdad are involved. This time, the problem is in
Saudi Arabia .
According to officials and documents obtained by McClatchy , work has ground to a halt on the new, $122 million U.S. consulate in Jeddah , the Red Sea port, amid allegations of unsafe practices, poor labor conditions and feuding between the two companies responsible for the project.
I love the biathlon. That’s the sport that involves skiing and shooting the rifle. Or as Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, call it, “date night.”- Jay leno
No More Mercenaries!
A senior Senate Democrat says the Pentagon should consider scrapping a potential $1 billion deal with the company formerly known as Blackwater because of "serious questions" about the contractor's conduct.
Savvy conservatism, country charm led Perry to win Dallas Morning News
Palin At Oscar Gift Suite: Sarah Palin And Entourage 'Like Locusts' Huffington Post (blog)
Romney is a good-looking Republican from Massachusetts. You know, he’s like that
new senator from Massachusetts. He’s like Scott Brown, but with pants.- David
No Hanging Chads Here
The largest voting machine company in the country bought its biggest competitor six months ago without advance fanfare. Now the Justice Department is investigating whether to unwind the merger that put a privately held Nebraska company in control of the voting machines in nearly 70 percent of the nation's precincts.
guys watch the season finale of 'The Bachelor' last night? Well, fans are not
happy that Jake proposed to Vienna instead of Tenley. Yeah, people are very
angry that he picked a lady that nobody really likes. And then John McCain was
like, 'Hey, it happens.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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Obama's physical turned out great. The doctor said a couple of things. He said:
'Cut out the cigarettes. Also, try to stay out of Toyotas.'" –David
S. Grant, the legendary Union general and 18th president of the United States,
be bumped from his 96-year stint on the $50 bill?
Yes, according to one North Carolina Republican.
Rep. Patrick McHenry announced that he will introduce a measure that would replace Grant's face with Ronald Reagan's, just in time for the 40th president's 100th birthday next February.
problems with the auto industry. General Motors announced a recall of 1.3
million cars because of a steering problem. Apparently, the cars are unable to
steer out of the path of oncoming Toyotas." –Jay Leno
Liz Cheney to address SRLC Politico
the weekend, President Bush said that he is writing a book about how he made
decisions while he was president. We have an advanced copy of it here. It's
called 'What Would Dick Cheney Do?'" –Jay Leno
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In a photo
provided by Del Monte Foods, Malmute musher Buddy rides the sled as it is pulled
by dog sled racing veterans Danny Seavey, left, and Dallas Seavey, center, and
teammate Mari Troshynski during practice Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Anchorage,
Alaska, before the first-ever Snausages Man Sled Race. The race benefited local
pet-related charities. Buddy's team won the race. Next year, All Hat No Cattle viewers will
be looking forward to the Palin family participating.
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