Thursday edition - March 4, 2010

 

 

 

Sarah Palin shopping reality TV series
Reuters - James Hibberd - ‎3-4-10
The former Alaska governor is teaming with uber-producer Mark Burnett ("Survivor") to shop a reality series about her home state, network sources confirm..

 

Coming soon: New Palin book
USA Today - ‎3-4-10
One of America's newest best-selling authors -- and biggest critics of President Obama -- is prepared to hit the shelves again: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin and entourage descend like 'locusts' on Oscar swag suite
New York Daily News - Brian Kates - ‎3-4-10
An entertainment website is reporting that Sarah Palin and her entourage descended like 'locusts' onto an Oscar swag suite.


 

I wonder if Todd of the Tundra will do snow machine tricks for the reality show? Maybe David Letterman can have Todd on his show to do stupid human tricks.

 


 

President Obama yesterday had his annual physical. Annual checkup. Apparently everything is all right. Earlier today, former Vice President Dick Cheney went in for his annual autopsy.-  –David Letterman

 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


 

"Talking about presidents who smoked. You remember George W. Bush? Remember him? He's saying while he was president he would enjoy the occasional cigar. On a rare occasion, he would have a cigar because he said it helped him think. I want to tell you, occasions don't get more rare than that, ladies and gentlemen." –David Letterman
 


Ship Over American Made Mobile Homes And Call It A Day

 

Another State Department construction project has gone awry, and once again the builders of the troubled U.S. Embassy compound in Baghdad are involved. This time, the problem is in Saudi Arabia .

According to officials and documents obtained by McClatchy , work has ground to a halt on the new, $122 million U.S. consulate in Jeddah , the Red Sea port, amid allegations of unsafe practices, poor labor conditions and feuding between the two companies responsible for the project.
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


 

 I love the biathlon. That’s the sport that involves skiing and shooting the rifle. Or as Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, call it, “date night.”- Jay leno

 


 

 


 

No More Mercenaries!

 

 A senior Senate Democrat says the Pentagon should consider scrapping a potential $1 billion deal with the company formerly known as Blackwater because of "serious questions" about the contractor's conduct.

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

Mitt Romney is a good-looking Republican from Massachusetts. You know, he’s like that new senator from Massachusetts. He’s like Scott Brown, but with pants.-  David Letterman

 



Rock-The-Voter News


No Hanging Chads Here

 

 The largest voting machine company in the country bought its biggest competitor six months ago without advance fanfare. Now the Justice Department is investigating whether to unwind the merger that put a privately held Nebraska company in control of the voting machines in nearly 70 percent of the nation's precincts.

 


 

"Did you guys watch the season finale of 'The Bachelor' last night? Well, fans are not happy that Jake proposed to Vienna instead of Tenley. Yeah, people are very angry that he picked a lady that nobody really likes. And then John McCain was like, 'Hey, it happens.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 


 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"But Obama's physical turned out great. The doctor said a couple of things. He said: 'Cut out the cigarettes. Also, try to stay out of Toyotas.'" –David Letterman
 


 

 

Should Ulysses S. Grant, the legendary Union general and 18th president of the United States, be bumped from his 96-year stint on the $50 bill?

Yes, according to one North Carolina Republican.

Rep. Patrick McHenry announced that he will introduce a measure that would replace Grant's face with Ronald Reagan's, just in time for the 40th president's 100th birthday next February.
 

 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"More problems with the auto industry. General Motors announced a recall of 1.3 million cars because of a steering problem. Apparently, the cars are unable to steer out of the path of oncoming Toyotas." –Jay Leno
 



Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"And over the weekend, President Bush said that he is writing a book about how he made decisions while he was president. We have an advanced copy of it here. It's called 'What Would Dick Cheney Do?'" –Jay Leno
 


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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

In a photo provided by Del Monte Foods, Malmute musher Buddy rides the sled as it is pulled by dog sled racing veterans Danny Seavey, left, and Dallas Seavey, center, and teammate Mari Troshynski during practice Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Anchorage, Alaska, before the first-ever Snausages Man Sled Race. The race benefited local pet-related charities. Buddy's team won the race. Next year, All Hat No Cattle viewers will be looking forward to the Palin family participating.
Photo/Al Grillo/Del Monte Foods

 

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