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Friday edition - June 10, 2011

 

 

 

Commissioner Weiner accused of sexual harassment

New Mexico Democrats are calling on Bernalillo County Commissioner Michael Wiener to resign after making sexual jokes and remarks that offended a county employee.
Wiener said he won't resign.
"Obviously, I have no plans to resign," the Republican Commissioner said on the phone, after declining an on-camera interview. "I have plans to run for re-election next year."

 

Pressure mounts on Congressman Weiner over sex scandal

Calls for Representative Anthony Weiner's resignation, including from some fellow Democrats, mounted on Wednesday, two days after he confirmed details of an online sex scandal.

Sarah Palin complains about media ‘sound-bites,’ uses them to publicize bus tour

Sarah Palin may have a strong distaste for the "lamestream" media. But that didn't stop the former Alaska governor from using the reporters who cover her to provide the voice-over narration for a new three-minute mini-film


 

Thank you for your patience. I was down and out yesterday but now, I'm baaaack! Hope you enjoy today's edition.

 


 

"Lawmakers here in New York have proposed a new program to teach teenagers about the dangers of sexting. Seriously? How about a program to teach New York lawmakers about the dangers of sexting?" –Jimmy Fallon

 


 

 


 

"Comedy people sit around for years hoping for a scandal called 'Weinergate.' And then it happens." –Conan O'Brien

 


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President Newt

 

Newt Gingrich's campaign manager and numerous other key aides have resigned together, a strong blow to his hopes for the Republican presidential nomination.

 


 

"Pawlenty, Romney or Gingrich. Barack Obama looks at these guys and wishes he hadn’t spent the money on the new birth certificate." –David Letterman
 


 

 


 

"A new study found that being bored can be good for your brain. Which explains that new campaign slogan, 'Mitt Romney: I'm Good For Your Brain.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

 


Featherweight Round: Palin versus Bachmann

 

 A little more than a year ago, Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin stood happily together on a stage in Minneapolis exhorting their Tea Party followers and trading "you betchas.''

This week, their relationship changed. Bachmann's new strategist, Ed Rollins, launched into a harsh critique of Palin, describing her as "not serious," and what was once a natural alliance has turned into a potential rivalry.

 


 

Congressman Weiner has admitted that he did carry on explicit online relationships with six different women. Well, he thought they were women. Turns out three were woman, one was a guy pretending to be a woman, and the other two were congressmen. - Jay Leno
 


Republican Shenanigans


 

"Donald Trump and Sarah Palin met and had pizza together in New York City last week. There was one embarrassing moment — when the waitress asked Donald if he wanted extra topping and he said, 'No, my hair is fine.'" –Jay Leno
 


 

 


 

"Democrats in Congress have been distancing themselves from the Anthony Weiner scandal. Just to be safe, everyone is staying a good 6 to 8 inches away at all times." –Jimmy Fallon
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Congressman Weiner reportedly called Bill Clinton to apologize for his behavior. After Bill suggested that Weiner also call Hillary, Weiner said, 'Don't worry, I sent her a text.'" –Conan O'Brien

 


The Rich Keep Getting Richer. Hey, What About The Rest Of Us!

 

Millionaires can breathe a bit easier. While President Barack Obama says he wants to let income tax cuts that benefit only the wealthiest Americans expire in 2013, several states are rolling back tax increases for top earners.
 


 


 

"President Obama's top economic adviser, a man named Austan Goolsbee, is stepping down: He will be replaced by something a little more effective…the magic 8-ball." –Jay Leno
 


Business News


 

"What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement? A patent violation?" –Jon Stewart on Anthony Weiner calling to apologize to Bill Clinton, who officiated at his wedding
 



 

"A woman in Florida called 911 after she found a bear swimming in her backyard pool. That's right, there was a bear in the water. Or as Sarah Palin calls that, 'soup.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

 


 

 

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This handout image provided by NASA shows the coronal mass ejection, viewed by the Solar Dynamics Observatory on June 7, 2011. A medium-sized solar flare has erupted from the sun in an impressive display captured by NASA cameras. Scientists say that the event won't have a significant impact on Earth. NASA says the flare peaked Tuesday and created a large cloud that appeared to cover almost half the surface of the sun. Images were recorded by the orbiting satellite called the Solar Dynamics Observatory. Photo/NASA/SDO

 

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